Alice: I cant believe I fell asleep.

Dana: I second that, after you went on and on about Brad and George like they were your closest friends, I thought Id be the one snoring.

Shane: My only focused were on Julia and Catherine.

Alice: So care to share what happened in the movie?

Shane: Dont look at me. The entire time I was just staring, not all listening man.

Both ladies then looked at Dana for some short recap of the movie they just saw, Oceans 12.

Dana: Oh okay. There was a part were they were all together, the original eleven, and then the old greedy man backs out. I mean, why would he do that? Thats just selfish. So then they went to Spain, I think. No…umm…Italy? France?….

Shane: Water? Hey Al, do you have water? Im thirsty and its going to be long night.

Alice: I know. Babble mouth here can go on all night.

Both Shane and Dana settled on the couch as Alice went to her kitchen to fetch some beverages. Shane looks immensely annoyed but doesnt tell Dana to stop. Alice handed Shane the water and sat down trying to listen to Dana and follow the story a bit.

Dana: …and so they all got caught right. Matt Damon is soo funny at this one. Anyways, so the fox was all dancing with the lasers and I really found that hard to believe. I think thats the part where you (pointing at Alice) started to sing your tune with your whistling snore. So then they all got out…

Alice tossed something to Dana, and Dana being athletic and all, had some creepy reflexes as she caught the cork with her right hand, still talking and facing Shane. Shane started to giggle.

Dana: Whats this?

Alice: Its symbolism. Figure it out hot shot.

Alice stood up and couldnt help but smile at Shane. She made her way to the phone and saw her answering machine blinking. Alice pressed play.

Beep.
Hey this is Alice. Im screening phone calls the old fashion way coz I cant afford caller i.d. So if you dont wanna leave your name, I completely understand. Press 5, if youd like to donate some dinero for my caller i.d. foundation. Thanks—beep

Dana: Hey smart *****! (She tosses the cork back at Alice) Put a cork on that greeting message too.

Alice: Shhh!!!

Hey Alice, this is Stephen from the dating service thing. Youre quite funny. And pretty. And Id really like to take you out this weekend. If so, give me a call at 310-0090-9092. And I hope that next time you wont feel the need to screen my call. —beep.

Alice: (overly excited) Wow. Stephens hot.

Shane: How would you kn

Alice: Shhhh!!! Theres another one!

Hi ummmI was looking for Alice Peters. Ummm.My name is Henry. Im not so sure if I have the right number. —beep.

Alice: Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. (shaking her head)Henry did get the wrong number.

Hello this message is for Alice Piezsecki. If you could please give us a call at 188-4554-1000 ext. 7893. This is concerning you overdue payment —beep

Alice: D-E-L-E-T-E

This is Ethan from the new dating thing. Look. Im not a creep. My friends just sorta dragged me into doing this. Are you there? Ok. Youre not. But I am very straight forward kina guy and you are hot. Id like to hang sometime, like this weekend preferably. Gimme me call, hottie!—beep

Alice: Hottie! Im a hottie.

Hi Alice, this is Kyle. I was really impressed with your tape and youre quite intriguing. Id like to take you out to dinner if thats possible. Cant guarantee the candle lit dinner on my beach house patio, but Im always good with long walks and talks. Call me.—beep

Hi ummm.this is Henry again. Sorry about the message before. It did turn out to be the right number. I guess ummm…I made a not so good of a first impression already. But Im hoping to take you out sometime and then I can give another stab with the whole first impression exercise. Im a writer too, but as you see Im not very good with the whole talking to a machine coz Id rather talk to you personally.—beep

Alice: Nice Henry. Nice come back.

Dana: That was quite sweet actually.

Shane: Yeah.

Hi. This is Shannon. You checked both boxes of gender preferred and I did too. How about that? We already have something in common. Give me call if youre interested.

Alice: Wow.

Dana: Double wow. Another girl actually joined this thread.

Alice: Thats what I was thinking.

Shane: Not just some girl, but a bisexual nonetheless. Are you gonna call her?

Alice: ***** yah.

Dana: Eekk. Seriously? Shes bisexual, and youre bisexual. If you both do it, its like the whole world clashing and mixing. Its soooo wrong.

Shane couldnt help but laugh at Danas comment, while Alice stood there rewinding messages, listing down phone numbers and listening to Dana.

Alice: Uhuh.

Dana: You guys would both be forming a whole new team or something. Like the quadsexuals. Right, Shane? I mean, bi plus bi equals quads. I wasnt very good at math in high school but I know 2 + 2 is a definite four!