Fan Fiction
This story has been set to a rating of PG-13. Age verification is required to proceed.
An Attempt ch. 5
Stephen was still out getting some more food while Alice still continued to stare hard at the cheerleader who kept looking her way. There were no signs the cheerleader was sending and Alice made sure of that. She doubled check everything in her mind.
Alice in thinking mode: Wow. Thats really her. She looks too good to be true in person. And ***** yah, shes a Laker girl. Is she really staring at me? (Alice looks to her left and right and then at the back just to make sure that the girls eyes were really focused on her.) *****. Shes really looking at me. Maybe she recognizes you.***** yah she recognized me. Stop eating those damn fries and focus. (she takes a deep breath, and exhales. She gulps down some coke and looks at the other cheerleaders.) maybe shes blind and her eyes are just focused on this angle…*****…i cant remember her name…what if she goes here and says hi…thats so embarrassing.stop staring and think…think…think..g…something…no…h…no not h…..hottiee….nooo….ahhh…m..mandy…michelle…mary…s…stafanie…sophiee…shane! SHANE! I have to call shane! Duh!
Alice then dials Shanes number. The Laker Girls have finally finished their first routine and are getting ready to do their final one. Stephen on the other hand is still on the long line, contemplating what to get for deserts.
Alice on the phone with Shane: Shane!
Shane: Ouch! Must you shout?
Alice: My bad…question.
Shane: Shoot.
Alice: Do you remember last week when we were at my place…the messages…?
Shane: Uhuuuhhhh…
Alice: Do you happen to have a wonderful, long term memory to remember the girls name that left the message on my machine, saying she that she checked both preferred boxes???
Shane: Yeah…the girl whos bisexual who Dana said that if you guys get it on youd create a whole new team..
Alice: Stop right there Sherlock! I know what Dana said, but that wasnt the question.
Shane: Restate the question again Ms. Trebek.
Alice: The girl on my machine last week.
Shane: Who wasthe girl you wrote down in your palm pilot. Who is the opposing team, the quadsexuals. Who is your date next Friday. Who is..
Alice: What? Rewind.
Shane: Who is the opposing team, the quadsexual?
Alice: NO. Before that.
Shane: OH! Ah..the girl you wrote down in your palm…
Alice: On my PALM PILOT!!! Thanks Shane! I owe you a big one. And Alice hangs up quickly and searches her bag for her palm.
But Shane on the other line didnt quite hear the whole screaming of Alices on the other end and instead heard I owe you the big o
Shane: Oh ***** me! I meandont ***** me!?! What the ***** does that mean…I owe you the big o. maybe shes gonna give me the girls number…but I dont really wanna mix with the quads…*****. I need another drink. Im starting to sound like Dana. I like the quadsIve been to the whole team and back. Good times.
Alice was still searching for her palm when she remembered that she left at home by her night stand. The second routine of the Laker Girls were almost finished and the girl still kept her glare at Alice and at this point Alice was starting to panic a little bit.
The song ended. The cheerleaders continued to cheer each other on and the audience, while making their way back to the side lines. Hottie still looked at Alice and started walking towards her with a gentle smile.
Alice looked again to her sides just to make sure she wasnt mistaken. The adorable, tall cheerleader finally stood there just inches away from Alice and said hello.
Laker Girl: Hey stranger.
Alice in a shy voice, which was not often use: Heeyy yourself.
Laker Girl: You look familiar. And I finally got it, where Ive seen you from before, when we were doing the half step, forward front kick, backside kick throw spin and twirl during the second routine.
Alice: Uhuh.
Laker Girl: Did you see that?
Alice: Yup. Awesome job with the whole kicks and spin…ing…ss
Laker Girl: Yup. That was definitely you.
Alice: Me? From where…exactly?
Laker Girl: You dont recognize me…
Alice: What? I do! Youre one of the Lakers girlsin that poster…
Stephen finally came and saw Alice talking with the cheerleader and headed quickly, juggling the banana splits in both hands.
Stephen: Hey.
He handed Alice her banana split and look at Alice and the cheerleader. He stared at the cheerleader annoyingly and said.
Stephen: Arent you supposed to be over therecheering?
Laker Girl: I was.
Stephen: Im sorry Alice. Was she bothering you? Coz if she was Ill beat her ***** up, just say so, Ill do it.
Alice in real panic and shock : God no! We were just talking!
Stephen: Im sorry. I forgot to mention that I have a sister. And this would be her. Alice meet Shannon, the Laker Girl. She was the one who got me into doing this whole dating service thing. Shes in it too. I dont know who’d wanna call her…but
Shannon smiling widely: Hi.
The brother and sister both left Alice open mouthed, full of disbelief and confusion all at once that she reached for her frenchi sticks and began eating them again, while starring back and forth at both potential *****.
Comments
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.




you are fucking awesome. Seriously. Oh my GOD, you are awesome.
Now that is a twist! Very excellent..Alice is my fav and you’re doing her justice with this! Thanks and Happy Holidays!
You make Alice sound like AliceThis dating thing is going to get Alice in trouble. Thanks Asafe Holiday to you and yours.