After a lovely early morning breakfast out on the lanai of the hotel room, Bette and Tina got ready to head to the Kahului airport to pick up the gang. Bette was still a bit irked at Alice for interrupting the previous night of good lovin, but Tinas masterful moves in the bath tub, as well as in bed as a wake up call, had Bette beaming like a fool and almost, almost to the point where she could forget about the whole incident. As they drove out to the airport, Tina could not help but sit in awe of Bette and her beautiful smile, wind blowing through beautiful raven locks, and mocha skin illuminated by the warm Hawaiian sun. Tinas thoughts began to wander Maybe now is the time I should tell her. As she was lost in thought and in her wifes beauty, Bettes voice quickly brought her back to reality.

What are you looking at T?
You.
Me?
Yup, my beautiful wife. My first, last and forever.
Tyour making me blush.
And what a lovely shade of red you are turning Ms. Porter. Thats why I love you.
Huh? Because I blush?
No silly. Because no matter how tough you try to be, and how tough everyone thinks you areyou are just an adorable and loving softie.
Am not!
Are too! But dont worryI wont tell anyonehahaha.
Funny T.
Awww come onyou know I love you Bette. You and only you.
And I love you

Not being able to control herself, Tina leaned over from the passenger seat and kissed Bette. Bette kissed her back passionately, startled by a loud horn honk. Swerving back in to the lane, Bette playfully glared at Tina.

You better knock that off T.
What?
Kiss me like that again and one of two things are going to happen
Oh yeah?
Yeah. Number onewe will be road kill on our way to pick up our friends.
Oh thats not goodand two?
TwoIm going to have to pull on the side of the road and take you right here next to the highwayman you have me all hot, bothered, ready and willing.

Tina smirked as she cocked her eyebrow at Bette.

Oh really now Betteyoure going to have to take me right now huh?

Tina slowly ran her hand up Bettes thigh and teased at her core from atop her khaki Capri pants.

Oh dont start that T.
And why not? Look your breathing hard alreadyhahahaha
Come on Tthats not fairIm driving
(licking her lips) And?
T.T.come onwere almost at the airportwe dont want to be late to pick everyone up. And besides we still need to pick up the other car.
Awww come on Bettethey can waitserves Alice right for interrupting last night.
I know, I knowbut look tonight all bets are offwe just have to pick them up first okay?
(pouting) Oh, okay.

Tina sat back down in her seat, sticking out her lower lip in an effort to try and get her way. Bette just laughed at Tinas antics and reached out to hold her hand. They drove the remaining few miles to the airport, picking up the second rental before heading to the baggage claim area. As Bette and Tina pulled up to the curb, they saw their friends, all decked out in Hawaiian leis with huge smiles on their faces as they soaked up the warm sun and beautiful scenery. Dana, Shane and Kit were chatting near the curb and waved excitedly at the beautiful couple upon arrival. Bette and Tina got out of the cars and ran to hug their friends before beginning to help load the luggage in to the trunks of the cars. They looked around and were dumbfounded as to where Alice was.

Hey guys wheres Alice? In the *****?

The trio of friends rolled their eyes at Bettes question before motioning their heads behind them. A crowd of travelers had gathered and some strange, awful sounds could be heard along with a terrible rendition of what Bette and Tina assumed to be a Hawaiian songthats when they realized itthe awful singing was Alice!

What the *****?! What the ***** is she doing over there?
Bette you know AliceShe couldnt resist buying some things from the airport gift shop when we arrived, and she had managed to convince some kids that were on the flight that she knew all about Hawaii?
Really? Yeah she called and told us how she learnedHawaii 5-0, Blue Hawaii and Lilo and Stitch.
Yupand guess who was left back in LA and had to sit through all those things with her. And not only thatshe kept listeing to the Lilo and Stitch soundtrack, singing at the top of her lungs during the whole 5 hour flight.

Bette and Tina laughed at the last comment and walked away from their friends so that they could try and pry Alice away from her fans. Braving the horrendous, dying dog, sounds emanating from the center of the group of gathered travelers, Bette and Tina muddled their way toward the middle, and to Alice. Once in the front of the crowd, they stopped and tried in vain to stifle the laughter that was building within them both. Alice had bought a souvenir ukulele from the gift shop and was strumming away on it with no care for what it sounded like. With a lei around her neck and the ukulele in her hands, mind you it was hot pink, Alice began moving and swaying around trying to do what seemed to be the hula, although it looked more like a dying fish flopping around on dry land.

Come on kids! Ready?! Hit it!

There’s no place I’d rather be
Than on my surfboard out at sea
Lingering in the ocean blue
And if I had one wish come true
I’d surf ’til the sun sets beyond the horizon
`Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi
Lawe mai i ko papa he`e nalu
Flying by on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride

That was great! And now the chorus!

`Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi
Lawe mai i ko papa he`e nalu
Pi`i na nalu, la lahalaha
`O ka moana, hanupanupa
Lalala i ka la hanahana
Me ke kai hoene i ka pu`e one
Helehele mai kakou e
Hawaiian roller coaster ride

(AUTHORS NOTE: Those are the real wordsbut imagine its Aliceand Im sure you can all get a picture of how Alice and a bunch of kids could ***** up those Hawaiian lyrics! LOL)

Bette and Tina were laughing their asses off now, holding their stomachs in pain at the sight, the sound and the spectacle that Alice was making at the airport. At the end of the comical rendition, Bette and Tina walked in and grabbed Alice out of the lime light.

Hey guys! Or should I sayALOHA!!
Hi Al
Glad to see that you two decided to come up for air and see the sights of Hawaii
***** you Al!
WhateverDid you hear me back thereI rocked!
Alice a rock sounds better than you! Hahahahaha
Whaaaaaattttt?! I memorized the Lilo and Stitch soundtrackand those kids and I practiced the whole plan ride here! Didnt we sound great?
Ummm.
Weeelllllll
FineI see how it is! You guys think it sucked and that Im nuts!
You said it Alnot ushahahahah!
Come on Al, everyone is waiting by the cars. We better head out and get you all settled in to the hotel. That way we can head out for some fun in the sun.
Watch out all you island hunks and island hotties! Alice is here and Im gonna get you!

Alice bounded away toward the cars, while Bette and Tina shook their heads and walked a few steps behind. Alices antics with the kids in the middle of the airport only helped to solidify what they both knewAlice had a few screws loose, and this little island adventure was sure to be full of fun, laughter and surprises when the whole family is involved. Who knows whats in store for them next

TBC