Janet M” if you want to come off as a romantic to your girl… julia right? Rent this movie…theres a really kewl scene involving a rose, which I will blatantly rip off later…anyway with v-day coming up…. let me know if you need any other movies that make the thongs drops…not that you need help in that department ::wink:: its just well film that is the closest thing Id have to a passion.
Cfone – Yay! I didnt think I could do funny…thats why I was so iffy about that one…it didnt really sit in any category…and as for the man behind the curtain…hes just that.
JCScantling- Thanks…Yeah I watched one of the early episodes the other day and was thinking…No wonder I thought up this storyline…if you watch it they really do belong together.

bvhall – Dont be scuuured ( that was an attempt at a dirty douth accent)

temp. brain lapse – Finally someone who has seen the movie!

AceofHearts- Yeah the death lock originally was me pinning my nieces arms behind her back and tickling her til she peed…..I like this one much better! And as for your whats to come ::crosses her arms and pouts:: DAMN YOU!.

Lwordjunkie – Thanks for the encouragement!

to everyone…Im in a musical rut…I did just buy the new Fantasia Barell (cause Lennys Baptism was sold out :()…..any suggestions?

Play List
Catch 22″ and then Missundastood both by Pink…..Im in a funky Pink mood and this should be a fun pace for the story.

Chapter 13

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love. – Pearl Bailey

Alice: Ok so what else do I need to get?

Shane: Everything…your place is baron.

Alice: I bet yours isnt any better!

Shane: Howd you know, youve never been there.

Alice sat inside the shopping cart carriage with her legs crossed while Shane pushed her through the aisles of the grocery store.

Alice: Is that an invite?

Shane: You shouldnt need an invite.

Shane reached up and grabbed toilet paper and paper towels.

Alice: So hows life with Jenny and Mike?

Shane: Mark…and I wouldnt know…I never see them, the first time I saw Jenny was last night at the club. We seem to click though. I clean and buy all the food…they just leave notes on the fridge for any special things they need. Mark does grass, gas, cable and internet..although hes the only one who uses it, and Jenny does the water, sewer, electric and trash. Oh, and Marina and Bette cook.

Alice: Marina and Bette?!?!

Shane: Yeah theres always food cooked for me in the fridge when I get home….and they leave little notes for me. Marina cooks enough for me when shes with Jenny, and Bette drops off left-over from Tina cooking.

Shane turned her head and smiled, pretending to check the specials on laundry detergent.

Alice: Thats so ***** cute..although I should be jealous.

Shane: Why?

Alice: Cause youve got two sugar mamas taking care of you.

Shane threw a box of dryer sheets at her and pushed the cart down the next aisle.

Alice: Alright weve got eggs, bread, toiletries, soap…were done right? All we need is O.J and Coke.

Shane rolled her eyes.

Shane: This diva doesnt live on bread alone! Do you buy things like pasta ? Meat? Fruit? Cheese? Any actual food to put in your fridge?

Alice: Im a vegan!

Shane: Since when?

Alice: Since its not even noon on a Saturday and you have me shopping in my goddamn Pjs!

Shane: Alright Ill make this…*****!…I have an appointment today..you said almost noon right?

Alice: Yeah

Alice began to pout in the carriage like a little kid. She crossed her arms and lowered her head.

Shane: Dont be like that, I already cleared my morning for my so-called breakfast!

~Ave Maria~ Played from Shanes chest. Shane became visibly upset. She reaches into her jean jacket pocket and answers her phone.

Alice: Tell pops I said hi (she said with a careful look).

Alice still had no idea who the man was accept that he saved Shanes life probably before Alice met her…and then there was Shane calling someone Father on the phone yesterday…and well thats all she really had, which was enough to get the gears turning in her head about last night.

Shane had a stoic expression on her face and answered the phone.

Shane: Hello father…no Im not..Im grocery shopping..I know I go on tuesdays…Im taking Alice…

Shane Smiled when she said her name which didnt go unnoticed by Alice who was listening and watching her every move. Shane turns her back to Alice and continues her conversation with Father Joe…although she knows she can talk more freely with him without Alice listening.

Father Joe: I ave a feelin bout tnight Shane.

Shane: Che cosa li significate avere una sensibilit circa stasera?

Father Joe: HaHaHa you showin off for da girl or is she really dat much of a nosey one dat ya gotta go speakin in dead tongues?

Shane: Generi se conosceste soltanto Alice.
Father Joe: I pretty much do know the chyle from da way you cant stop taklin bout her all da time. Look Shane, Things are gettin bad in town I think ders gonna be another drops all.

Shane: Realmente pensate che altro ottenga caduto fuori?
Father Joe: Yeah I do. Now are ya gonna go droppin class ta go gallivantin round wid Alley?

Shane: Lo sguardo me sar l a sei per codice categoria… se dico che sto andando essere l, io sto andando essere l…

Father Joe: Okay mind your temper…I can still kick yer arse and dontcha forget it. Aye someone was round about today askin fer ya

Shane: Chi era esso? Che genere di domande era che chiedono notizie su me.

Father Joe: How much ya spend here how ya know me…stuff like dat…he was some slimmy creep. Dontcha worry none, I aint give him nothing ta use. But ya might wanta be careful… not that cha have nuttin to hide but he could go messin wit da kids y aknow.

Shane: *****!! Chi stava chiedendo notizie su me? padre giusto sto andando andare, ma li vedr a sei.

Father Joe: Shane ya sure your fine wit dis…ya seem wound tight lately…

Shane: Sono padre fine… inoltre, qualcuno deve fare questo e siete troppo ammalati per farli. Sar fine, realmente. Deve ottenere fatto cos appena lo ha lasciato maneggiarlo… che non lo romper.

Shane hung up the phone and started pushing the cart with her head down.

Alice: The who now?!?!

Shane snapped out of her momentary daze. She forgot she was with Alice.

Alice: Since when do you speak…what the ***** was that?

Shane: Italian…and since I was a kid.

Alice: How?..I mean…how…

Shane: My priest taught me. (she said nonchalantly)

Alice: A priest – so what now your telling me your Catholic?

Shane exhaled deeply as she grabbed a pack of chicken and threw it next to Alice.

Shane: Do I know Catholicism…Yes…But as for BEING Catholic…***** no. I dont believe theres a god…not with the ***** Ive…Ive seen… there cant be.

Alice sat in the cart with her jaw dropped. Shane sneaked a peak at her while she just sat there in shock.

Shane: Youll catch flies like that.

Shane reached over and pushed her chin up, closing her mouth.

Shane: Alright lets get out of here.

They turned down the freezer section and moved towards the front. Shane grabbed a carton of ice cream and dropped it in the cart.

Alice: OH HELLZ NO!!! Put that nasty ***** back!

Shane: Whats wrong with this?

Alice: Look at it!…I cant believe you would eat that but wouldnt let me get any junk food for MY apartment!

Shane: But this is good for you.

Alice: How?

Shane: It has Calcium and…uhm Protein…and..

Alice: Its GREEN for Christs sake!

Shane: Its PISTACHIO!

People started to stare at the ridiculous scene of Alice sitting in the cart covered with groceries. Shane kept dropping the ice cream in the cart, while Alice continued to put it back.

Alice: Why would you ever even try that *****?

Shane: It matches my eyes…

Shane trailed off , sounding like a little kid.

Alice: Dont try the cute ***** with me, Im not buying that.

Shane: Fine Ill buy it myself!

Alice: I dont even want that in my apartment…it looks like mold Shane…I dont even want it in my bowls!

Shane had an animalistic look on her face….Alice couldnt tell if she was going to growl or pounce on her right next to the frozen spinach.

Shane: I Dont need any ***** bowls, Ill eat every drop from the carton… although I had planned on savoring ever morsel off your body.

The color drained from Alices face, as she fully absorbed what Shane had just said. An old couple near by scoffed and hurried off in disgust.

Alice: The Edys is on sale 3 for 5 dollars.

Shane reached over and grabbed three cartons and threw them in Alices lap, whos face was bright red.

Shane: Thats what I thought…whoooooos the ***** now! (She cocked her head side to side in Alices face)

They got to the checkout section and hopped in Jennys line. Jenny seemed nervous as she rang up Alices items. Shane helped Alice from the cart and started bagging the groceries.

Alice: You ok Jenny?

Jenny: Uhm yeah Im fine (she shot a quick glance at Shane) uhm…. Look behind you (she whispered)

Alice turned around and gasped at what she saw on the cover of US magazine. Without alerting Shanes attention She grabbed the magazine and slid it over the check out and into her pants.

Alice: ***** JENNY

Jenny: I know…what do you thinks gonna happen?

Alice: Well after last night, I think its safe to say were all fucked.

Alice and Shane arrived at the planet at for a quick bite to eat before her 1:30 appointment. Alice had been acting weird since the store but Shane shook it off as nerves. They hadnt really discussed what was going on between the two of them, or what they would tell the others….if they told the others. She figured Alice was nervous about meeting the others, but Shane had her own way of coping…friends in public, with benefits at night.

When they arrived at the planet. Shane ordered a shot and ran off to the bathroom. Bette arrived and hurried over to the table.

Bette: What was with the cryptic message Al?

Alice: Sorry I had to call from my bathroom, Shane was over and I needed you to meet us here.

Bette: Why whats he emergency?

Alice pulled the magazine out of her pants and threw it on the table while pointing to the cover. Bettes jaw dropped. She covered her mouth and tried to catch her breath. Bette pulled out her cell phone and pressed the speed dial.

Bette: T…baby you need to get to the planet…its an emergency, were moving into DefCom 3……Cheri Jaffe just filed for divorce…





COME ON YOU DIDNT THINK ID LEAVE YOU HANGING?!?!?!?
English version of the convo…..Hope My Italian was correct


Shane: Hello father…no Im not..Im grocery shopping..I know I go on tuesdays…Im taking Alice…

Shane Smiled when she said her name which didnt go unnoticed by Alice who was listening and watching her every move. Shane turns her back to Alice and continues her conversation with Father Joe…although she knows she can talk more freely with him without Alice listening.

Father Joe: I ave a feelin bout tnight Shane.

Shane: What do you mean you have a feeling about tonight?

Father Joe: HaHaHa you showin off for da girl or is she really dat much of a nosey one dat ya gotta go speakin in dead tongues?

Shane: Father if you only knew Alice

Father Joe: I pretty much do know the chyle from da way you cant stop taklin bout her all da time. Look Shane, Things are gettin bad in town I think ders gonna be another drops all.

Shane: You really think another one will get dropped off.

Father Joe: Yeah I do. Now are ya gonna go droppin class ta go gallivantin round wid Alley?

Shane: Look Ill be there at six for class…If I say Im going to be there, Im going to be there…

Father Joe: Okay mind your temper…I can still kick yer arse and dontcha forget it. Aye someone was round about today askin fer ya

Shane: Who was it? What kind of questions were they asking about me.

Father Joe: How much ya spend here how ya know me…stuff like dat…he was some slimmy creep. Dontcha worry none, I aint give him nothing ta use. But ya might wanta be careful… not that cha have nuttin to hide but he could go messin wit da kids y aknow.

Shane: *****… who would be askin about me? Alright Father Im gonna go, but Ill see you at six.

Father Joe: Shane ya sure your fine wit dis…ya seem wound tight lately…

Shane: Im fine Father…besides someone has to do this and you are too sick to do it. Ill be fine really. It has to get done so just let me handle it…it wont break me.

Shane hung up the phone and started pushing the cart with her head down.