So let me get this straight. You got rid of Mr. Big-Shot-*****-God Eric, for ok, what might be great ***** but not much else from the ***** she-rah of LA Bette Porter?

Tina giggled, enjoying one of the many phone calls she seemed to be having on a regular basis, with one of Bettes closest friends and Ex, Alice.

Are you sure you and Bette are friends, because all you seem to do it ***** about each other?

I love the woman, but like everyone she had her faults and Im sure she wouldn’t mind me pointing them out to you, ***** youre going to discover them sooner of later anyway at the rate you two are going. Oh yeah that reminds me, when’s the wedding again, I keep forgetting?

Tina rolled her eyes at no one in particular as she sat on her old and very comfortable sofa in her two bed roomed apartment. Yes it was a mess and looked as though a group of the great unwashed youth lived there, but she called it home and it had served her well over the years.

Its only been five months Al, I don’t think well be shopping for her and her matching outfits just yet.

Tina cringed at her joke, she was still getting used to being involved with a woman. It had only been easy so far because she hadn’t told any of her friends and family yet. So she wasn’t dealing with it in the best way, but then again telling friends and family always makes things seem so much more official. And Tina wasn’t ready for the words official or relationship just yet.

Youd be surprised, Bette likes to take the idea of being organised to a completely different level. Alice said off hand idly.

What’s that supposed to mean? Has she said something to you Al?

There was a sigh on the other end. Tina was only just getting to know Alice but she already liked her a lot. Even though she seemed to be as good at keeping a secret as a fish was at running a hundred metre race in the desert.