Alice stumbled down the sidewalk, waving her arms in the air drunkenly. “Taxi! Yoo-hoo! Come on, we need to get a ride so we can all go have *****! *****, why won’t you stop!” she screamed at a random yellow car.

“Uh, Al, that wasn’t even a taxi,” Shane informed her, her hand lazily tracing circles on the small of Dana’s back as they watched the confused old man in the yellow Ford speed up to get away from them.

Dana shivered at her touch. “Alice, will you hurry up and ***** get us a cab, already?”

Alice spotted a cab. Even she couldn’t miss this one, what with the word “Taxi” in large, lit-up letters on the top. She jumped out in front of the taxi. Alice was determined to make this one stop, and stop he did. The driver looked as if he were about to have a heart attack as the vehicle came to a stop within inches of Alice’s kneecaps. “Damn right,” Alice shouted, banging a fist onto the hood of the cab. “It’s about ***** time we got some service around here. We’re ready to go have *****!” she announced again, slurring her words slightly.

They all three piled drunkenly into the back of the taxi, practically in each other’s laps. The bewildered driver, wrinkling his nose at the smell of sweat and alcohol, peered at them nervously in the rearview mirror. “Where to?”

Dana, in the middle, looked at the other girls. “Where the ***** are we going, anyway?”

Silence. Apparently, their lust and alcohol-fogged brains hadn’t considered where they were going.

Shane’s cell phone rang and the cab driver watched impatiently as she answered it. Alice reached over and squeezed Dana’s breast, who slapped Alice’s hand away self-consciously. “Stop, Al! That…perv is looking!”

Alice raised her eyes. Sure enough, the driver was leering at them slightly, watching to see what was going on. If he wants a show, we’ll give him a show, Alice thought wickedly, grabbing Dana and kissing her passionately, making sure to let the man see her tongue thrusting into Dana’s mouth. She moaned softly, playing it for all it was worth. Dana at first pushed away, then melted into the kiss.