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    US. II ‘Humor Me’

    Everything around her made her feel more and more less certain about herself, was she not good enough or was she just not the one at all. Dana jogged around the block just to clear her head, her suspicions getting the best of her. She jogged a bit faster; throwing series of punches after a minute had passed.

    Her air supply was getting stronger, it happens when youre a great athlete; the not in her stomach was breaking threw her uncertain mind. What if they didnt do it

    Why would Sly lie about thatno, they did, she ***** called out her name, even though she knew I was theirand I bet shell use that poor ***** excuse about being a fucked up on drugs.

    Dana stopped and dropped to the ground doing about five push ups and jumped back up, running at a faster pace this time; her mind was still else where as she started to run into a different neighbor hood. A one if she was attentive, she would recognize.

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    Shane stretched and mumbled around her cigarette, Why the ***** did you have to get me up as well. Sly stretched, jumping up and down a bit to get her blood circulating threw her veins. Well I dont know this neighbor hood that well, and I need you to run with me.

    Shane snorted and pulled at her tank top, Its to damn hot Sly, and plus you got Ol Roy, damn torture him and not me. Ol Roy barked back at Shane.

    What I didnt mean it like that come on. She bent down and petted him, Shane come on, you need some exercise.

    What I need is a big cup of coffee and *****. She couldnt leave that out, And are you sure that that shirt isnt to tight on you.

    She pointed out to her, Its not tight, I do have a fit body Shanedont you remember how I got it. Sly twisted from side to side and reminisced on the old days. Shane popped her head up and thought back as well. Ah yeshow could I forgetyou where a street fighter.

    And a damn good one, got paid 200 bucks every time I whoop *****. Sly stuck out her chin, sending off a signal to Shane.

    Until I whooped your ***** and stole your money. Shane laughed as she got up in the running position, And then you chased me down and-

    Nearly killed you, She smirked bending down in the same position, Who knew the cops where right their, okay now you see that stop sign.

    Shane followed her hand and nodded, Yeah uhm you mean that one on the end of the street right? She gulped,

    No that one. Shane squinted her eyes, ***** that one! She whined, and glared daggers at the stop sign at the way, way end of another street.

    Yes that one, now come, we can jog okay.

    Shane, still with the cigarette in her mouth, cursed and flipped Sly off, Jog my *****, im walking.

    Sly counted down from three and they where off, Shane indeed jog for a bit then stopped, Sly turned around and pumped her up, Come on, Shane

    Hello, im smoking here. She gasps for air, then went back to jogging alongside Sly, who took it slow.

    The air was almost unbearable, Shane was still gasping for air, like someone who had asthma; Sly noticed that Ol Roy was beating both of them, The oldest dog in the world is whooping are asses.

    Shane nearly tripped as she laughed, *****, well what do you expect, we smoke and drink booze, he lives on Kibbles and Bits, healthy food.

    As they got past Tinas & Bettes house they where giving a sight that only the luckiest ***** would see. Tina in her too short shorts and white tank top watering her plants, her oh so big sunglasses gave off a ***** model style to all who saw.

    Since she gave birth to Little Bette, she had started to get back to her usual size. No one had noticed until then. Shane and Sly couldnt help but to gaze and slow down at the blonde beauty, a dreamy haze feel around both. Tina was now dressed in a skin tight bikini, washing the car, the water from the hose splashed all over her as she was trying to beat the heat.They mesmerized at the idea that she winked at them and curled her finger at them.

    Uhm guys. Shane and Sly shook their head and focused on the women in front of them, Bette crossed her arms, and gave them both her famous glare, What are you too looking at.

    Shane stuttered, and Sly just scratched her head and turned the other way, Bette nodded, Thats what I thought, Tina, no more early watering, you drawn attention to yourself already.

    Tina stopped and pulled down her shades, she smiled at her two friends, Oh sorry guys,

    Shane was trying to get all the images of Tina out of her mind, Bette walked over to her car, and cast one more glance at them both and smiled.

    Sly waved innocently at her, Sorry cousin, but she is hot. Bette jumped out of her car, Shane quickly grabbed Sly and ran.

    Run like a ***** man!

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    Carmen unannounced, scanned for her indelible, should be, ex-girlfriend who really didnt deserve to be called an ex anyway. Carmen blew out an exhausting breath as she searched another room and was left with know reward. She gone I suppose. Marina had a bat in her hand, as she was ready to swing on her enemy if she saw her.

    Damn it, She placed the bat down and looked around the enormous home. How in the ***** did you love this women, it looks like she in love with her fortune more than anything else.

    Carmen shrugged, Dont ask me, I was desperate.

    Ill say. She picked up her bat and walked out, Carmen was right behind her. As they got outside they noticed a car that Carmen had not scene ever since she was with Carla. HmmJaffe01.

    Marina smiled, Well well, well, this is truly something. She cast a smirking look at Carmen who smiled and nodded her head.

    Do it.

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    Jenny and Tina swiftly approached the Planet; both of their kids still where sleepy but, wanted to come anyway.

    Kit smiled at them both from the counter and waved the little ones over, they where now if not, fully awake.

    Hey aunty Kit. Little Bette hugged her, while Chris stood back with a pouty look on his face; Kit sat her down, Hey

    Chris whats wrong baby?

    Its kind ofprivate. Kit caught on quickly and took him with her to a secluded area after sending Little Bette back to Tina.

    Okay little one, whats up.

    He bowed his head, I like Bettelittle Bettebut shes likerelated to me or something.

    OhOH! No no, not exactly baby, but close, I mean it wouldnt be wrong if you liked her, put it this way, two women cant make a babyyou get it now.

    UhmI guess, how do babies get here anyway?

    Um, thats another question and your going to have to wait for a very long time to get told about that. She hurried him back to Jenny, and walked away quickly.

    Both Tina and her where dumbfounded at the hastily retreat of Kit, Well, that was odd.

    Jenny nodded slowly, VeryChris what did you two talk about.

    Uhnothingbut how two women cant have a babyby the way how do you have babies.

    Tina choked on her latte and turned to the side to laugh, Jenny turned a bit pale in the face. Wellwe will discuse that when your much much older.

    Tina squeezed her eyes shut as she continued to laugh. Yea like 21. Jenny punched her lightly on the shoulder, More older than that.

    Little Bette looked back in forth between the women, I want to know too. Tina stopped abruptly, and looked at her,

    Whoa um, you want know until im ready to tell you, and that can be awhile. Jenny laughed hesitantly, Oh boy.

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    *****, slow down Sly, no more. They where now around another area that non recognized, Shane drenched and sweaty all over, she lighted up another cigarette as she stopped to rest Sly, turned back around, her movements where halted as she seen another jogger on the same street, throwing punches in the air, she looked angered and frustrated.

    Dana was ended pissed beyond her reasonable mind, as long as she kept the idea that Alice had ended did something with Sly, even though they might not have had *****, the two could have done something else.

    She spotted Shane and Sly up the street, her movements discontinued just as Slys did. Both breathing un evenly, Dana took a couple of seconds to calm her breathing down, and jogged over to them, Shane looked over at her and smile, not to sure of what was going on threw Danas head.

    Her answers where soon altered, when Dana stood beside Sly, her head down a bit, nether moved for a moment, Shane was starting to get edgy.

    Um Shane started but was cut off by Danas harsh voice, Did you know, while in the middle of ***** she called out your name.

    Shane jaw dropped, Sly grinned and decided to play with her mind, Wouldnt be the first time.

    Sly stop it. Shane crossed her arms, I mean it. Dana finally raised her face and searched for anything in those light brown eyes in front of her, nothing, but humor.

    Your enjoying this arent you.

    And why wouldnt Ishes at home right now with a massive hangover and your out jogging and getting all upset just because she said my name, blame the drugs Dana, not me.

    You know speaking of thathow did she get them.

    Sly stepped back a few inches, not liking how close Dana was two her right now, She forgot her drink at a table, and came back, enough said.

    Dana smirked, Anything else happened that night that I dont know about.

    Dana, leave it alone okay, Shane had separated the two before a fight broke out. Knock it off okay, jeez she said she didnt do anything, and thats all okay.

    Dana was still unconvinced, Keep your hands off her from now on, I dont even want to here you say her name.

    With that, continued her jog. Shane had gave Sly a warning look, Are you just trying to start ***** or something.

    Sly rolled her eyes, and walked back to the house, Ol Roy stood with Shane. If I did you wouldnt know it Shane.

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    Bette gracefully introduced herself to her new clients, Ill do my best.

    Oh we hope so, weve known how you get the job done right. The older lady smiled, Bette extended her hands to them
    Both,

    I never fail. Bette settled down at her lap top after their departure, a sudden knock came at her door, Come in. The figure peeked their head threw the door and walked in, Bette looked up and gasped, What are you doing here.

    Candace smiled, and walked slowly to her, I just came by to tell you thatI have my own business now, Bette got that from the clothes that she now sported. No overalls where in sight.

    Wow really, congrats, but you should have called really,

    Oh I know I dont want anything like that to happen again, especially now that I have a girlfriend, and I just flew here.

    Bette craned her neck and scrunched up her brows, Where do you live now

    New York, I had to, no business here was worth it anymore, so I just expand my horizons and bam, plus the girlfriend thing.

    Bette smiled and nodded, Thats great newsI hope this girlfriend of yours is keeping you on your toes,

    More than you know Bette, ah damn I need to go, but we can talk later or if you still want too talk. Candace left it at that and left the office, Bette went back to her work with a smile on her face, she looked on her desk and found a card, Candaces phone number was one the back.

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    Alice breathed harshly threw her mouth as she rose to get a drink of water, the pills where soon in her sight, as well as a glass of water, she smiled as she remember Sly leaving it out for her, she took them and chugged them down with the glass of water.

    She settled back down in bed and tried to ease the pain before the pills took their affect.

    As the minutes passed, the pain started to subside, she was able to finally get out of bed without falling back down, she rose on her wobbly legs and walked into her bathroom, she washed her face and mussed over her hair a bit.

    She located some clothes in a basket, and put them on. A pair a pants and a black sweat shirt, with the collar stretched out, showing her right shoulder and a bit of her bra.

    She yawned on her way outside and decided to walk to the planet, she needed the exercise anyway.

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    Carmen and Marina rushed back into the planet and hid their faces with a stern look instead of the amusing faces they had just 2 minutes ago. They spread out, and found things to do.

    Shane finally showed up with Sly, by her side, Shanes arm was slung around her neck, Okay you are going to have to stop ***** with Danas head okay.

    No way, by making her jealous shell spend more and more time with Alice, then and if only, will I let up, Sly elbowed her gently and pointed to Carmen at the back giggling with Marina, Wonder what those two are talking about hmm.

    Shane elbowed her back harder, Shut up, stay out of trouble when im gone okay.

    Shane marched over to Carmen who jumped up in surprise when she put her arms around her. Shane, mmm

    She fell back into the seat as Shane kissed her. Marina stood up, Ill ah ***** it, im gone, Shane waved at her, and brought her attention back to the woman under her.

    Carmen grazed her lip as they let up for air. Hmm what was that about?

    I just wanted to do that, plus, Marina has this way of stilling awe struck women like you. She kissed her on the corner of her mouth that time, Carmen brows shot up.

    Shane! You know that I wouldntbut Marina is, hot though.

    Oh really, I can be hotter. Carmen ran her hand threw her short hair, No need to be, your too hot already.

    That I am. Carmen pulled Shane into her lap and enjoyed the time that they had together before worked called them in.


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    Ohthats where they come from.

    Sly I cannot believe you told him. Jenny and Tina where about to tear Slys head off, she put Chris in front of her, Now wait a minute ladies, he needs to know at an earlier age anyway, and we cant keep putting it off.

    Tina rolled up her sleeves, as she was about to kick Slys *****, Tina come on, and at least I didnt tell Little Bette.

    Bette was hopping around them all, Tell me, tell me.

    The ***** she will, Sly next time, think before you speak please, Jenny sat her back down, although still angry with her, entangled her fingers in hers.

    Tina threw her a stern look, Yes please do, I dont want Little Bette getting any ideas.

    Shes too young anyway. Tina kicked Sly after that smart remark was said, Owe *****. She mumbled under breath.

    Alice walked in and plopped down beside Sly and rested her head on her shoulders and closed her eyes. Tina her hand to Alices sleeping body, and looked at Sly.

    Drugs, a killer drug that is. Jenny rested her head on her shoulder as well. And Im that drug baby. She grinned; both women stomped on her shoes.

    Damn it.

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    Dana got back to the apartment in record timing, she jogged back to the bathroom and never bothered to look in the bed, She quickly to her shower and placed on some shorts and a yellow top, she walked back into the room and took a double look at bed, Alice.

    She looked around the small apartment and found no one, she grabbed her keys and went to her car, and Alices little Malibu was still there, that only left one possibility. She walkedwhere.

    Se had no time to think as she hopped in her SUV and headed to the planet, Why not start there anyway.

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    Jenny, and Alice where now getting jealous looks as they slept away on Slys shoulders, Sly didnt pay no mine as she read the news paper, Tina had taken the kids to get some food while she read away.

    Carmen and Shane had both joined the first booth and began to talk about their days at work.

    you knew that I just had to ruin it right

    Carla bustled threw the doors with a hard looking bald headed dude, she walked over to them and dropped off a piece of paper.

    Consider yourself fucked over.

    Shane stood n with Carmen in front of her, What is it.

    Youll see.

    Carmen looked down at it and picked up, FuckShane shes suing youfor the damages done to a car. Shane took the paper and looked at it, Whoa I did not do this

    Carmen played with her finger and looked at her, guilty written all over her face. Um, Sorry.

    The next person who walked in was stunned beyond belief as she grazed over her groups usual booth.


    Sly bit her lip, ShitHi Dana. Dana cracked her knuckles, Get away from her.

    TBC

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