Bette was next and had her speech prepared, then came Tina, Shane, Jenny, even Mark, then Carmen said a few words. As soon as they were all finished Kit came back on stage. Dana was sitting at the Bar having some alcohol to help numb the pain she felt that her best friend was leaving and she couldnt do anything about it. Out of nowhere she heard her name over the speakers, Dana! Dana come up here Baby Girl and say a few words to your best friend. Dana looked around and saw everyone cheering her on, she smiled nervously then walked up to the microphone, she was feeling a bit tipsy and had to really control herself.

ummmmhey guysmy name is Dana Fairbanks and according to Alice I am the hottest Lezzie Tennis player, so before I say goodbye to her, any ladies out there wanna give me their numbers after my speech I will be at the bar she started to laugh and snorted a few times, Shane turned to Bette, Is she drunk?, Bette turned back with a worried look on her face, Yes.

Dana continued, Ok, OH YEAHsaying goodbye to my best friend, Alice Pies-Pi-Pies

Alice knew her friend never could pronounce her name properly so she yelled out, PIESCECKIE!.

Dana turned to her friend, Thanks Al! okso my friend here, the bisexual journalist is now the Bisexual Head Editor for the New York Times! WOOHOO!, she turns to face Alice and her face becomes serious, Alice, congratulations, I know how much you have been waiting for this opportunity and you definitely deserve itI love You AL! and I am going to miss you. I am going to miss all of our interesting chats at the Planet, your explanations of the infamous chart, your warm heart, your friendship, your smile, your touchand your love. I love you more than you knowyou know how I know you dont know? Because I never told you Al. I dont just love you AliceIm in love with you., her speech was becoming more of a confession, and the audience gasped at her last comment. Alices mouth dropped to the floor, and Bette and Shane immediately ran up the stage. Dana saw them coming and stopped them, No guys, I need to finish this. Bette calmly walked up to Dana and said, You can finish telling her at home and not on the stage into a microphone, Danas eyes went wide and looked around and saw all the peoples faces, Im ON STAGE! Did anyone else hear what I said Bette? I am really drunk! she started to laugh and Bette helped her off stage, Alice got up and helped the girls take Dana into the back room where Kit had a small room with a bed. Dana passed out in Bettes arms and fell asleep quickly, her last image was off Alice, her angel.