Outside the CAC

Let me do my 1, 2 step came the ring tone from Bette’s cell phone.
“Bette Porter speaking.”
“Hey babe.”
“Hey Tina..hows it going?”
“Pretty good. I was wondering what time are you getting home tonight?”
“Oh I’m actually on my way right now.”
“Okay.”
“Why whats wrong hun?”
“Oh its nothing. I just have something important to tell you.”
“Alright. I’ll be home in 30mins.”
“Oh k bye baby.”
“Bye.”

“Who was that?”Shane asked while walking up to Bette.
“It was Tina. Where did you come from?”
“Cross the street.”
“Smartass.”
“Yep…come on.”
“Shane I gotta get home.”
“Come on you have enough time to have a couple of shots with me.”Shane said pulling Bette through the door of the Planet.

At the Planet

“I am so bored.”
“Wha..your boring?”Shane said smiling.
“I am so bored!”yelled Bette.
“Hot damn woman can you scream any louder?”asked Shane.
“Hmmm….I don’t know hows this!!!”yelled Bette straight into Shane’s ear.
“Oww!”Vigerously rubbing her ears”…your such a smartass Bette…you yelled straight into my ear..”
“What about you being straight?”Bette said snickering. At that all the men in the Planet looked at Shane who sat blushing in her chair.
“That is so not right.”

Kit comes up to them clearing her throat.
“Hey Kit.”
“Hey guys.Whats wrong Shane?”
“Nothing”she said in a low tone.
“God I’ll never understand you damn lesbos.”
“Hey don’t curse all of us, plus I’d like to think I’m more understandable than Shane…”pausing for effect, which Shane flipped her the bird.Score!”…See what I mean.I consider this normal behavior for us.”
“Dude..***** drama.”
“Don’t knock it till ya try it.”
“No thank-you, but whatever floats your boat.”
“Your a EDP”
“Wha?”said Shane and Kit.
“Emotionally Disturbed Person.”
“Are not”
“That was good Bette.EPD.”Shane said while laughing her ***** off.
“Hey I’m just here for comic relief.”
“You wish.”
“Kit I’m just waiting to be discovered.”
“Yeah well..well.. oh k I forgot what I was gonna say”she said blushing.
“See Shane she makes me look good.”
Kit gave her the finger and whispered *****-you.
“Hey hun its my world I’m just letting you use it.”quoting Kit from her high school days.
“Is there a reason why you brought that up?”
“Yes cause you were a dork in high school.”
“Well you were a drama queen.”
“Yep I’m a high school survivor.”
“Yeah…my favorite class was gym.”Shane said.
“yeah mine too…but dude I swear your gym socks were weapons of mass destruction.”
Laughter all around the table.
“Oh k I’ll agree to that.”
“Me too.”
“Oh k we got off the subject.Who’s to blame?”
“Bette”they said together.
“Well excuse me,I didn’t know that we were on a subject,or is making Kit blush it?”
“I did not blush”
“Yes you did”
“Did not”
“Yeah you did”
“Guys did ya forget about me?”Shane asked.”You guys should be having that friendly sisterly vibe going for ya, not a ***** out contest, though I find it entertaining..please continue…”
“Oh masterful Yoda has spoke again, with wise…O *****!!”Bette jumped up, causing Shane and Kit to get the ***** scared out of them.
“Since when does Yoda talk *****, I mean sometimes you can understand the little green dude.”Kit said.
“No as in O ***** I forgot something.”
“Oh.”Shane and Kit said together.
“Tina said she had something to tell me, after I got off work, but Shane pulled me in here and made me forget.”
“Did not”
“Did too”
“Did not times 100″
“Did too times a million”
“Did not times a billion”
“Did too times a trillion”
“Did not times…times..what the ***** comes after a trillion..”
“Ha ha.. guess your not such a wise ***** as you thought Yoda”
“Kiss my ***** Bette”
“Sorry hun,I’m not into that kind of kink with a little green elf.”
Everyone burst out laughing.
“Now look who’s having the bitching out contest, I told you ***** drama…oh and Bette before you say anything..Shane made you forget again..”
“Forget wha?”
“Dude you such a dumb *****, go see Tina, you know your woman..go see what she wants..”Shane said.
“Damn…always making me forget..”Bette said running out of the planet, nearly taking out Alice and Dana who had to separate quickly or risk getting plowed over by Bette.
“Wow..she was like wonder woman on speed, what happened to her?”
“She had to go see her woman..”than Shane made a whipping motion with her hand.
“Totally agree.”
“You and Dana have know room to talk.”
“She’s right.”said Dana.
“Well I gotta motor you guys…I gotta get some winks in before tonights gig..I’m exhausted…so will I see you guys there?
“***** ya!”said everybody.
“Yeah hun lets get some sleep too before tonight”said Alice to Dana while they were walking out with Kit in tow shaking her head.

Back at the table…

“Damn I can’t believe everyone forgot about me.”Shane said out loud.

Meanwhile…
Outside of Bette/Tina’s house

Bette slammed her car door than started running toward the house avoiding falling on her ***** twice.Opening the door with her keys she called out  to Tina.
“Hey Tee, I’m home…where are ya hon?….”
“In the bedroom babe..”
“Hey whats up?”Bette asked
“First off why did it take you so long?You said you’d be home  in 30mins.that was two hours ago.I was worried.”
“Oh sorry..I know but as soon as I left the CAC, Shane managed to pull me into the planet,and make me forget..”Bette rushed out”..Are you mad?Cause I know you had something important to tell me.”
“Its oh k hun”
“So whats the big news baby?”  
Tina didn’t say anything she just took Bette’s hand and put it on her stomach, and rubbed it.
“You mean?”
“Yea…”
“Aww baby”Bette said.She leaned in and kissed Tina passionately, then moved down to kiss her stomach.
“So are we still going to Kit’s gig tonight?”
“Yeah, and everyone will be there..so we can tell them..”
“Yeah.”
“So will you be my very beautiful date for tonight?”
“Of course”Tina said while giving Bette a kiss.”I love you.”
“I love you too Tee.”
“Well lets get ready for tonight”
“Not just yet”Bette said while pulling Tina back down on the bed.”I want to hold you”

At the planet

Kit came down off the stage after her last song, and walked over to her family.
“So what did you guys think?”
“Holy ***** chicka that was awesome!”Shane said”Oh k at the risk of sounding really dumb…Guess who’s back..back again…Kit Porter’s back..guess whos back…guess who’s back..yeah!!”
“Shane!!”yelled everyone while laughing.
“Okay guys while were having fun and all, Tina and I have some news..do you want to tell them?” Tina was making a go on motion with her hand”…Were pregnant!!!”
“Wow congrats”
“Oh *****”
“This is so cool”
Everyone started to gother around Tina and started asking questions.
Bette sat watching the love of her life try to answer all their friends questions. Bette felt a hand on her shoulder.She looked up at her sisters face and smiled.
This was how it was going to be.

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