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It Was Supposed to be Symbolic!
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Bette was sitting in a doctor’s office wearing one of those hideous paper gowns while swinging her legs back and forth on the table. She had been feeling some discomfort in her stomach and thus came to the doctor. A kindly looking doctor with gray hair and glasses entered the room looking down at a folder.
“AhMs. Porter I’m doctor Fields, what seems to be the problem today,” he asked taking a seat on a stool in front of Bette and looking up at her
Bette took in a deep breath, “A few days ago Iswallowedsomething and it hasn’tpassed yet.”
“You swallowed something,” Fields asked, “On purpose?”
Bette nodded her head as her neck and face were taking on a decidedly rosy hue, “Yes, on purpose. It was symbolic you see. I was swallowing my pain, literally. Now it seems to have taken on a different kind of pain.”
“Where is the pain located?”
Bette motioned from about midway down her sternum to her belly button.
“You said thissomething hasn’t passed?”
“Right.”
“How many days has it been?”
“Four.”
Fields raised his eyebrows, “We should do some x-rays then.”
“Sounds reasonable.”
“Would you mind telling me what you swallowed,” the doctor asked with pen poised above Bette’s file
Bette sighed, “A ringwell two rings.”
“You swallowed a pair of rings?”
Bette nodded her head.
“I can’t even swallow pills,” Fields commented scribbling on the folder, “What was symbolic about swallowing the rings?”
“My wifeleft me. Threw her ring at my head and walked out the door.”
“Swallowing your pain,” he remarked repeating Bette’s earlier statement, “I see.”
“If I had known it would have caused this many problems I would have thought of something else.”
“Indeed. I’m going to go set up that x-ray for you and will be right back.”
He got off his stool and exited the room. Bette sighed once again and brought a hand to her stomach. When Tina had left she had been devastated. She had been trying to live her life, the best way she knew how. After her last attempt to get Tina to talk to her Bette had swallowed the rings in a symbolic gesture, swallowing her pain in essence.
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K
Very funny story. Love it.
just spewed girl. that was funny.
I wish there were more stories like this, humor is always good, and this was funny. Thank you!
LMAO..
cute & funny! you should give us Tina’s reaction though…please ;)
Fantastic! Something to laugh at – thank you. Although I have to admit, I want to know more – really, what would Tina say – or better yet, what would Alice say?
Thanks for sharing!
hey whats you doing sipping on the syrup???
Yes, very funny, but I also would like to see Tina’s reaction to this please :)
Owww, sounds painful! Haha, I can totally picture Bette’s face when she goes to tell Tina! Great Story!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha
totally funny, thanks for the comic relief!!!!!
This was very funny, symbolic. glad it wasn’t a big diamond.
THAT WAS FUNNY..EASY ON THE COUGH SYRUP..I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH TODAY…..THANKS
uh, ew. :/
This and your last chapter was hilarious.
That was funny, can’t beleive Bette swallow the rings, so funny. Thanks!
Hey Girlie…I know it’s been way too long since I read or commented, but just wanted to say this was too cute. Great as always.
I’ll never figure out how Bette gets herself into these situations. Hilarius as usual.
this was funny…Bette swallowing the rings….even if it was supposed to be symbolic, I found it hilarious!!!!!!