——–Andy——–

Drunk as I was I could see that my new business acquaintance was about to end up in the pool fully clothed with her daughter because my wife had decided to play a game.

I jumped up and attempted to grab Bette and stop her from falling.

That Did not work and now I am stood in a pool with two other fully dressed people only thing is this was one of my favourite suits and it is dry clean only.

Once I am on my feet and coughed up the water I swallowed I turned to look at my wife.

“What the ***** Rachel” I scream

She has at least stopped smiling and seems to realise that this may not be the funniest thing ever.

Then as I turn around to apologise I see that Angie is laughing along with everyone else, apart that is from Bette and me.

Shane and Alice help us out of the water and as begin to shout I hear Bette open up into a similar tirade.

——–Rachel——–

Oh my god I really didn’t mean for anyone to end up in the pool I just wanted Bette to remember and apologise and for Angie to sweat it out and now Andy is standing along side The Banshee Who I met this morning doing her own version of the same screaming creature.

They both yell for a few minutes before they realise all the others are struggling to contain laughter and they stop. I know that I have pushed to far and even though I did not mean for anyone to end up in the pool Andy is as cross as I she has ever been with me.

She has stopped shouting but she will not look at me and I can tell form the set of her jaw that she is mad.