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A Failure to Communicate
Last season on The L Word
Tina was dramatically (of course) lying on the operating table, while the 15 doctors, desperately tried to save the life of her unborn child, Angelica Kennard-Porter.
Hearing Tina’s cries, Bette ran to her side, getting down on one knee as Tina waved her in, closer, closer, closer, closer, just a little moreokay, perfect.
Tina – “I’ve failed, Bette, I’ve failed you, (sobs) you, (more sobs) you, (even MORE SOBS) you both. (Lots more sobs)
Bette – “Oh, Tina, just shut the ***** up already. Will you, please? I’m starting to get a headache. I mean, my god, Tina, want some cheese to go with that wine? I missed Heart, okay, Tina, you’re not the only one who’s “sacrificed”YO, Doc, not so fast, I’m cutting it”
Emergency Room Doctor: – “That’s just not even a possibility. This is an emergency and you’re, why, you’re not even scrubbed.”
Bette: – “Yeah, yeah, cry me a ***** river, Doc. (Snapping her fingers) Come on, while we’re young, here.”
(SNIP!)
Betty: – “This is the way, it’s the way that we live, it’s the way that we liiiiiiiiiiiiiive, and looooooooooooooove.”
Rose Troche: – “And cut!”
Lara and Dana were now eye to eye, barely blinking at all as they gazed deeply into each other’s soul, causing an unexpected wave of warmth to make its way downward from
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LMAO! Ka.. I mean yetaK ;-)
This is interesting start and let see what’s next, thanks!
so funny – I love Alice, but she’s a nut case
LMAO too!!! okay, you are on my not to be missed list. and i’m psyched cause i just now discovered this so i have plenty to catch up on!
loved the recap. oh what oh what has IC done to our little show.