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    That Time of Year

    Story written on October 1, 2005 by pseud.
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    Author Notes:

    My version of a Public Service Announcement.

    “That’s a pussyass excuse, Bette.”

     

    “Pussyass?” the brunette asked Alice.

     

    “Pussyass. Right, Shane?”

     

    Shane shrugged. “It is pretty pussyass.”

     

    “You’re accusing me of being pussyass.”

     

    “Well, if the pussyassness fits” Alice stated matter-of-factly.

     

    “Is pussyassness a word?” Bette questioned aloud, the others clearly not paying much attention to her comments on their grammar.

     

    Dana got up and helped herself to another glass of wine. “It is pretty pussyass, when you think about it,” she agreed, before seating herself back on the chaise behind Alice.

     

    “This is not such a big deal,” Bette pronounced.

     

    The October evening was warm as the friends sat around the pool behind Bette’s house. The lights reflecting from the water bathed the back yard in a soft glow.

     

    “It wouldn’t be a big deal, if you’d just get some ovaries, Porter.”

     

    “Alice” Bette tried her best alpha tone.

     

    But the tone appeared to be having no affect on a woman that she had thought of as one of her oldest friends.

     

    Tina entered the patio area, Angelica snuggled to her in the carrier, a plate of cheese and crackers in hand. “What’s up?” she asked as she placed the crackers on a low table.

     

    Bette gave Tina a soulful look, flashing big brown eyes. “They’re picking on me.”

     

    “Oh babe.” Tina smoothed back the hair on her wife’s forehead and planted a soft kiss. “I’m sure you deserve it.”

     

    The comment earned chuckles all around.

     

    “Great, you too.”

     

    Trying to look pouty, or, at best, dejected, Bette couldn’t help but sneak a glance at Tina as she made her way back into the house.

     

    “C’mon Porter, if not for you, think of Tina.”

     

    Slowly, Bette looked over at Alice. “What’s Tina got to do with this?”

     

    “Well, I think we have an idea of how you feel about Tina’s bazongas. I mean, who wouldn’t be a little jealous of the time that Angelica gets to spend with them,” Alice held her hands palm up at chest level, giving an indication of mammary size. “That whole baby thing’s been really nice.”

     

    “Alice. If you ever mention my child, Tina, and Tina’s ‘bazongas’,” Bette’s clipped pronunciation of the word earned a grin from Shane, “in the same sentence again, I might have to forget that you are one of my oldest friends.”

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    1. did mine the past may–no big deal doesn’t hurt and the girl there kept you from feeling uncomfortable–everone should who needs to should do it

    2. Thanks for providing that very much needed PSA. You did it in your typical ‘slice of life with humor’ way.

      We often forget to take care of ourselves.

      My best for your friend’s recovery.

    3. Thanks, that was great! It wasn’t easy to pull off, but you did it really well, with humour to boot.

      That’s a message we all should take in: It’s always better to catch it early.

    4. have it done every year.. its no big deal… the test not my bazongas.. they are so worth it…

      love this..

      so ladies get the girls checked…it doesn’t hurt… DO YOU TRUST ME…

    6. That goes for young teen ager to older than dirt ladies. Yes and men too. It can happen to both ses. thanks for reminding us.hope your friend fairs well.

    7. When I first saw your post, but not the story, I was thinking “get back to your story”; But…this PSA is so important! Great reminder!

      Thanks for the funny story to go with it! I’m sure Alice is super jealous of Tina’s bazongas!!!!

    8. i’m one of your many silent readers…although, reading your PSA..i thought i should finally comment…first off…you are an amazing writer…reminds me of my favorite author Judi Picoult, giving each character their own voice…

      second, good luck w/ your breast cancer walk…i do one walk a year [revlon in may] and one big [Breast Cancer 3day-60 miles] walk every couple years…below is a link to dedicating a part of quilt to you and your friend…

      Follow the link below to bring you to Yoplait’s – The Quilt of Hope

      http://www.epicurious.com/promo/yoplait/

      mahalo for your wonderful words…

    13. p – you really must hae too much time on your hands. lol. thanks for reminding us that how important it is to do each year. i myself have it done yearly. thanks.

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