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(Tina’s POV)
God it’s been forever since I’ve had a man this close to me, so intimately close to me. He smells different.
Josh kissed her aggressively, not really requesting the silent permission she was so accustomed to granting with Bette.
Why is it that men think you want a fucking tonsillectomy performed courtesy of their tongue?
She leaned back against the arm of the couch and felt the weight of his body on hers.
I want him. I have to get this settled in my own mind.
Really she was just trying to convince herself of the righteousness of her actions.
She hadn’t missed this. Feeling as though she could barely breathe under the weight of a sweaty grunting self-obsessed man whose main goal was satisfying his own purely physical craving. For her, that’s what this represented – a physical craving. An itch that needed to be scratched.
She almost laughed at the unfortunate metaphor. She was shocked at the lack of emotional connection she felt. He had already started the grinding of his hips against her, even though they were both still fully dressed. Well. He had his shirt off. But he doesn’t even have breasts. So for all intents and purposes, he may as well have a suit on.
His whiskers are rough against my face. I thought feeling that sensation would be sexy and arousing, but it’s more irritating than anything else. Doesn’t he own a razor?
He reached for the buttons on her blouse, continuing to kiss her as he unfastened them one by one. Tina leaned forward so he could slip her blouse off her shoulders. He then reached behind her and unclasped her bra.
Now we’re getting somewhere. I forgot though, men don’t have a fucking clue what to do with a woman’s breast. Suck it you moron. I have nerve endings in my nipples you know. Take it in your mouth, nip at it lightly, suck it and then blow a cool stream of air over its surfacethat’s what Bette would do. Fuck she would so do that. All I have to do is think something and she does it. She knows what to do"
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jks…From your pen to IC’s ear. If only…Women definitely know how a women’s body “works”.I hope you registered w/the Fanisode competition. One more thing…I would really appreciate an epi of “Wanted”. thanks.
Bette was lost when she had her affair. Tina became lost as a result. She attempted to find her way in Helena and now she tries with men. When she stops trying to find her way in others and look within she will realize everything she’s ever needed is right in front of her.
mmmm… nice.I especially loved how you made Tina compare sex with Josh with love making from Bette… I mean of course he looks like he doesnt have a clue! I wish you would continue this chapter and lead us on to how they ‘really’ should have solved the issue.
god i pray thats happens next sunday night… but that fuck IC she won’t let it happen… if she does… that other bastard henry is right around the corner… thanks JKS…we did need to read this… and like i said i hope we see this… maybe they re-shot the scenes… i know… i’m living in DENIALVILLE…
I wish 3.7 would go that way but its not that easy in IC’S eyes
thanks for the veletine gift a wise tina who knows who loves her and hyippie!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope to God that you have ESP. If not, I hope IC hires you.
This chapter made me laugh so fuckin’ hard! I swear, the internal monologues sounded so much like myself back in the day. *PRIVATE MOMENT COMING* I remember in college I tried to show my then boyfriend what to do with my breasts. Um, that information stuck for maybe 2 minutes at the most. How I stayed with him for 3 years I’ll never know. *END PRIVATE MOMENT* I thought I’d need some wine to get through the chapter but damn I didn’t really expect it to be that hysterical. I think I need to go get some fresh air. I seemed to have lost all of mine from laughing so hard.
JKS – we can only pray that this happens. Somehow I don’t think IC is sharing our warm fuzzy feelings for the girls.
thank you jks. that is exactly what my shattered tibette heart needed. that was very realistic….i would love to see another wanted chapter soon.
Was this supposed to be funny? Cuz I couldn’t hold my breath while reading, I was laughing my ass off.. Damn now that was gonna be one hell of a comedic scene if it was shot this way.. I think all the Tina hatred would go away by the end of this scene.. Thank you, I really enjoyed reading this..
tina’s thoughts were so funny…i do hope that she won’t go all the way with josh in ep. 7 but there’s still another…so depressing, but this story was great, really enjoyed it
I´m not liking what I´m feeling, and its Tina going back to Bette, what this means…
poor poor Tina what did she expect that men would have learned something since the last time she was with one. Laughed my ass of….
Please let the real episode turn out this was IF it has to have her making out with Josh. I was grossed out with the young Bette scene But for those of us who converted you really explained perfectly the joys of being with an “experienced” guy ;)
Please email this to IC! Even better if Tina reaches this conclusion without any major hetero action. What happened to men are boring?[author note: ‘cause I’m sorry but even I have my limits] Which thank you for. :)
its time for tina to go home so bettecan take her to love land. i hope tinahas these thoughts of what bette does to her when shes with joss .
I enjoyed reading how Tina compared her love making with Bette vs. Josh. Great writing….as always. looking forward to more Wanted & Snippets
Ms Swim – I loved the dialogue that Tina has with herself about “having sex” with Josh…. Some men just have no clue. I am very happy that your Tina finally realized that Bette is the one (and only one) that can make it happen for her. Wonderfully written as always. Please bring us more Snippets and Wanted very soon. Oh and I hope you had a very happy valentine’s day!
JKS…we can keep our fingers crossed for this to happen but I doubt it. IC doesn’t see it like we do, apparently. OH…I do want to say I didn’t like the flashbacks of my life. God….if I had only come out as a teenager.
I’ll read your fanfic on Sunday night instead of watching the next episode of the L Word. Good job!
I haven’t see the show yet and can’t watit to buy the dvd. This is good!
That was quite amusing JKS and Josh was truly inept. He was lucky Tina put up with him as long as she did, although why she did I’m not sure. When the ceiling’s more interesting than your lover (either gender), it’s time to call it quits.
that was a pretty horrible reminder of my past actually. really well written but i’m going to be squirming all day at the bad memories.and can i suggest another chapter of wanted will help everyone a LOT
Funny and good. Post soon!
hee hee! excellent story. i can only hope it goes that way for 3.7. thanks for the shout out, big sis, i’m positively touched! talk to you in more detail soon.
JKS,If only, if only, if only it could be like that in epi 3.7. My heart would leap and then suddenly a little part of the universe would be at peace. Thank you so much for showing a believeable way out of this mess. I comend your talent and style. Much gratitude and apprecation. Your Loyal Fan.
Hmmm, its Valentines day ….….you have a glass of wine, or two …….and you have reaffirmed your sexuality …..…twas a good eveving hey ?! This chapter made me laugh …. I think only you could get away with writing it though … poor dudes, I am sure there are some wicked good lovers out there …. Having never tried, I cant testify of course … lol…. But I keep the faith for them in my ignorance ?!
My comment above may not make sense…I guess you had to be in my head for it to do so. All the same, thank you for writing!
Okay…so talking about Tina’s thought process!
Hey! I hope you had chilean wine to write this, I´m thinking “Carmenere”. I really hope this is ging to happen next sunday….IF ONLY…..Nice to see you writting about B&T.(Babysis)
thank god tina you found your heart, brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! continue
damn you sure crushed any guys fat ego out there….WAS GREAT THOUGH!!!! We wish it would go down like this but from what we’ve read and heard, we’re not gonna get this, Tina is indeed gonna go through with “it” and it’s disgusting!!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR GIVING US HOPE THOUGH!!!
We can hope this happens on the show, but who knows…..if not – I’m living in deniaville like AmanadaMG LOL….I would love a steamy hot and sexy “Snippet” like – B&T in the carwash or going at it in the kitchen :o))….but you know I read ANYTHING you post….
I feel I need to defend the guys for some reason. There are SOME men out there who know what they are doing and will go out of their way to make sure their woman is satisfied and happy. With that said… I think (or hope) Tina would have these feelings even if the guy knew what he was doing and was really good in bed. I think Tina could be satisfied sexually but still miss and feel empty without Bette. I think it is more about who she loves than who can get her off.
Very clever and entertaining! But on LWord, B&T are toast.
yeaaah, men are like that and that’s why we love women… well, most of us anyway. thanks for the chapter, loved it.
My ceiling is beige and because of your story I’ll laugh when I look up every night! This was excellent, JKS! The right amount of humour and emotion. Also, even though I went to McMaster I’ll give a shout out to Guelph since a lot of my good friends went there. Oh, please let Tina smell Helena on Bette in Wanted…anything to thaw Tina’s icy attitude.
wow then god said let there b light!!! lets hope this little light goes off for tina on sunday!!!
I was yelling “Get up, Tina! Get up!” as I rounded the bottom of the first page. …Thank god! I’m getting some Milk of Magnesia for my bedside TV viewing next Sunday. Cold compresses anyone? Airbags?
personally, i think you wrote the male character adequately, if not skillfully. i remember when i was writing a poem about a woman going down on a man i had to ask one of my straight friends exactly how everything worked. i got a few things wrong, and she laughed. what are gay women supposed to do? go down on a man for the experience? …of course, i probably would…but only on a good friend…rambling. anyway. my point is, i enjoyed thoroughly your input into the next episode. too bad it probably won’t happen that way, as tina is way too prideful.they’ll probably get into a fight and then have mad passionate sex later on in the season. do you ever notice that there has only been one (completely consensual) sex scene per season involving those two? maybe that’s why it’s so hot; they aren’t exploited sexually.i’ll leave you to your life. speaking of, i need to email you…