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    Imitating Georgia O’Keeffe (14)

    Bette’s POV

     

    Today I had to get up early again, but counting the fact that Tina and I talked till practically morning, I didn’t get much sleep. I met James in the hall of the hotel and on our way to the museum we discussed possible questions that might arise in the process of our dealing with the representatives of the gallery and the insurance agents or whatever they are called here in Germany.

     

    I asked James to tell me some of the words that might be used in this conversation  – so that I could get the general idea of the dialogue and think it over before James actually translated it to me – and I got a very long list of those. For example, vernichten means to annihilate, verzichten is to reject, while Versicherung means insurance and Versicherungsentschdigung is insurance reimbursement I think I’ll just stick to Alice’s Muschi lecken.

     

    We come to the museum shortly before 9 and everyone is waiting for us already. Before we sit at the table to sign all the papers, they give us a tour round the entire museum. Basically, it’s three floors that are connected by staircases that have no stairs; these are just narrow corridors leading up. Everything is white except for the wooden floor and it somewhat reminds me of the California Arts Center, though the feeling you get here when you wander around these enormously big galleries is quite different from the one you get in the US.

     

    As James told me back in Los Angeles, they currently exhibit Pablo Picasso (and also Mark Rothko, though he’s not mentioned anywhere and when you see his pieces among these works of Picasso, you really don’t understand what is in front of you). Now, Pablo Picasso has become extremely popular due to reasons that are unknown to me; noone can deny that he is one of the best artists of the 20th century, but it’s still strange to realize that his works are even more popular than those of Leonardo Da Vinci. Pablo Picasso is considered cool nowadays and if somebody mentions that they like him, they’re the center of attention. That is, until I show up. I naturally ask the person who’s so interested in him which is the best of his periods, pink or blue and that question alone leaves the speaker speechless. Some people don’t really know that he’s actually an abstract expressionist and when they get to see his works (after saying that they love him), they’re really shocked to find out that you “can’t understand anything there”. That also applies to Frida Kahlo and her fans, who just know that she is Madonna’s favorite artist.

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    Comments

    1. Sounds like you let Bette have a good morning, Maggot, art, food and sex, all in short order. And our day is made better for having got a glimpse. In fact most cities here have zoning laws restricting where adult entertainment stores can be located, but I don’t think they consider proximety to bakeries. Looking forward to the next chapter.

    2. I’m glad to see you can still write such hot stuff after watching the sad episode. But I was not so mad as you are, cos I saw Bette’s struggle and falling. The deviation became a natural outcome to me.

    3. And Yet another Hot one…Phew!!! somehow i dont think Tina`s hungry for those Bagels just yet!!!As for you watching the last ep of season 1.. Ive done that a few times and the only thing that helps is watching either the 1st ep (the pilot)or sason 2 after the scan…usually gets the sad stuff outta my head….Its not healthy to watch that too often…tho depending on the mood its kind of addictive! Hopfully season 4 will make up for the agony we`re subjected to at the moment,Anyway for now theres always Fanfiction Thankgod!

    4. ‘You eat your bagel, thus satisfying your hunger, and then go into the sex shop, willing to satisfy another kind of hunger. I definitely like Europe.’ Hmmm sounds like a big note to self. I must remember that.

    5. I personally think that I will continue to live in denial-land for the rest of this season. My denial-land is pre-Candace too. Until this season I made a practice of watching a “replay” of each episode. This year I am doing all that I can to watch them once. Thanks for the story.

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