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A Lifetime – c 14a
A LIFETIME chapter 14 1st anniversary party with the gang Bette and Tinas home – around the pool Ok, heres our gift, said Alice as she handed Tina a medium-sized box. Tina actually shied away from it slightly and hesitated before taking it. She held it very carefully as though it were a container holding nitro-glycerin. What is it? Its a gift. A paper gift, explained Alice. Maybe tear-away paper pajamas, frowned Bette. Perhaps shades to put on your car windows when you want to make out, suggested Alice wickedly. Tina stopped frowning, raised her eyebrows and began to open the box. It was filled with Styrofoam pellets and Tina had to digand dig. Is there a gift? She said suspiciously. Yes, confirmed Shane. Tina finally found an envelope which was not only sealed normally; it had so much tape around it that it was almost impregnable. She struggled with it until Bette took it from her. She walked over to the outdoor cooker, picked up a knife from the table and deftly slit it open. Bette handed the envelope to Tina and she extracted a gift certificate for dinner at Marios. They looked at the certificate and then started grinning. Tina leaned over and kissed Bette. Its paper, Alice said helpfully. And its where you and Tina went for your first date. How do you know that? Bette asked, puzzled. Remember after the dinner at Marios, when you were so upset and you phoned me to come over? Alice was now the center of attention and playing it for all she was worth. She had a fascinated audience. You were screaming fuck, fuck, fuck, about 5000 times. You were really upset. Alice particularly had Tinas attention who was dividing her looks between Alice and Bette. Your gorgeous purse was lying next to the wall where you had thrown it. It was sprung and its contents were scattered around. And in between screaming fuck you told me that you and Tina had gone to Marios where she was darling and you were trying to resist her, Alice continued.
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(54 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
I think the new server is devoting itself to the delight of Mr. Spock. Too bad for the rest of us.
Goody! Its all fixed now. I almost choked on my snack when they started singing the fight songs it was so funny. Alice’s pitch pipe! Shane’s reaction! But I still wonder about the chafe factor on that coconut bra. Glad Al didn’t have a wardrobe malfunction with her crab shells. I’ll cherish these bits until you can bring us some more Pancha. I’m sure there’ll be many waiting for that day.
okay, this chapter looks okay comparing to other one…anyway…said to see you going but i hope the intermission will be short…and as for the other story…well, you know, i’m a tibetter so i will read whatever you write because i love your stories but i don’t want my heart to be broken again…but it’s just me, whiny tibetter
Yea, Pancha..this was perfect. Keep bringin’ it home , baby!
Much Better! Great chapterQuestion: Sometimes in your summary you inidcate that this is before the first breakup, are you saying that in 7 years Bette will still cheat?
Bette is so lucky to have THIS Tina. Oh, my heart’s aching again… When you write something sad, it’s aching; when you write something happy, it’s aching…
OMG I was howling with laughter. I wonder if Alice knew how to use the pitch pipe? I ask because I was in choir many moons ago and during a concert a guy tried to give us a B-flat and the pitch dipped down while he was blowing. Yeah, we laughed right in the middle of the performance. Anyway, taking a break is normal. Not everyone can kick out a chapter everyday. And about the possibility of a new story where Bette moves on, I can’t guarantee I will read it except for maybe the first chapter, but if it’s something you need to get out, then by all means do it.
“Bette’s face was so stiff with annoyance that she was unable to point out that the lyrics were not “exactly†correct. But unfortunately, they were close enough.” Heh, that’s dang funny pancha. I would love to read a How Bette Got Her Grove Back pancha style. I see a hot artist or a musician, anyone with talented fingers, creative, passionate… : )
This story is almost better than fried chicken or sex. …almost…
I am going to delight myself by going back and starting over with ‘What Is Love?’ Thank you so much for your delightful stories!
This story is delicious. I’m delighted that you aren’t abandoning these girls. They are so sweet. Thank You for introducing me to them.
i like it so much. it’s a shame that you will stop writing for a time but i hope you can rest and do all the other things you have to do. I’ll be waiting for your next post. take care
Yankee Fan,If i had known that I have aJoe Torre aut,but its on a Ranger cap, Love Black Walnut Love this Bette and Tina. Alice is always so funny. Get healthy and dont forget us. We are all waiting until you get your writers leg under you again. thanks
LMAO…that was hilarious….Alice just makes a party…
Good chapter. Alice is so fucking funny and love her.
pancha – hope you have a wonderful break – this chapter and the last were super and will hold me over till you write some more. Thanks
GOTTA LOVE ALICE!!!!!!!!!
LOL.hilarious!!!!! love this! hey pancha..hurry back k? we’ll all miss you and your stories oh so much! Get your health restored too..be well!! take care.
Great chapter, not only bc of the funny parts but also for the way you develop their married life and situations. Take care and have fun!!
Pancha, Another wonderful addition to your fabulous fan fiction. I can just see the pool party with all the gals having great fun. I loved the way you brought in the Hermit crabs and Coconut bra. Tastefully done. Thank you so much for continuing this astounding tale and demonstrating the love that Tina and Bette have for each other and for the group of family and friends. An absolute joy to read. Your Loyal Fan.
As usual Pancha, you didn’t disappoint. So, let me just say thank you, be well and I look forward to whatever else you write upon your return.
What a party….they are crazy but so lovable. More please, don’t stop with the writing – take care :o))
Wow, I’ve never laughed so hard at a story. Fantastic work as usual, Pancha. ^_^
still waiting for your next post :) ! looking forward to your next chapter.