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The Power of Suggestion…
Bette: Tina, I am so sorry…please dont be angry.
Tina: Bette, what do you expect, you tried to take my daughter away from me!?
Bette: Tina, I didnt mean it that way. I tried to stop it, but I couldnt get a hold of my lawyer in time.
Tina: Right…Joyce Wischnia…YOUR lawyer.
Bette: Tina, please try to understand…
Tina: I think I understand everything I need to understand, Bette.
Henry: Bette you are gonna lose everything. You dont have a leg to stand on. In fact, at this point, you no longer have anything Tina or Angelica need.
Bette: Who are you again? (Looking back at Tina) I didnt realize someone else was speaking for you, Tina. Maybe I should just direct everything I have to say to your new man. Sounds like he not only has everything you and Angel need, but he is now also in charge.
Tina: No, he is not in charge, Bette. (Turning to Henry) Henry, knock it off.
Henry: What? I am just saying it like it is Tina. (Wrapping his arm around her protectively) She cant give you what you need…what you came looking for in me.
Bette: Oh brother. (Bette folds her arms and shakes her head.) And exactly what was that Henry?
Tina: Bette…
Bette: (Interrupting) No really…you realize you are just the rebound dick dont you? Tina decided that she missed having a penis around, didnt want to try using a rubber one, so went and landed on the first stiff one she found. And, the fact that you are a daddy, makes it all nice and neat and acceptable. But, those of us who know Tina, know that this is just her fear talking…and you, my dear Henry, are just the result of that fear.
Henry: Ha…you keep on telling yourself that Bette if it will make you feel better. (Giving Tinas shoulders a squeeze.) But, Tina and I both know that she gets more from my “stiff one” as you call it, than anything you as a woman could give her. She was with you for eight years, and came running back to men after that experience. I dont see a problem with satisfying her…right Tina?
Tina: (Rubbing her forehead) Would you two quit with your pissing contest. I feel like some kind of prize.
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Hilarious! Great revision of the finale.
LMAO!!! Sometimes a story like this needs to be written! Now on with your other stories! I hope to see alpha Bette in “What exactly is autonomy”!
Oh hell yeah!
Okay, this was extremely funny! Great job..thanks!
After a long hiatus that certainly was Alpha Bette. Woo Hoo!
LMAO/////this is one story that i will never forget..hahahaha..specially Henry the dumbo hooking up with max the weirdo…..yeah..GO BETTE AND TINA…ok..i batter run to my girlfriend now too..CYA…LOL PS…LOVE UR STORY…MORE SOON..PLEASE…
ahhhhhhh now thats my alpha bette….totally awesome…….omg……now why cant you write for the show???……
Funny.
Hilarious…Poor Henry, yeah that should scare him off. Nice job by the way. I loved the dialogue. Sweet. Let the games begin. I’m just going to pull up a chair and sit down. Relax. I’m ready when you are…Later
That was certainly wicked, in whatever sense of the term you might think of, but oh so deliciously enjoyable. Thank you for helping to wipe the grotesque images of the finale out of my mind.
lol just beatutiful, i wish the series ended like that… I miss that side of the L word :( and Dana….great work love!!!
Seahurst, only you could make that scene between Bette, Tina, and Henry so funny and yet so hot at the same time. By the way I think your sense of humor is great–just loved this story. I can’t wait to meet you and some of the other women from this site in San Francisco.
LMAO………….. HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Hilarious yet intensely sexy, after that appetizer of a read all I can say is WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO that’s my alpha Bette! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!Thank you for sharing this devilishly naughty read seahurst. Not exactly the usual doze of that familiar seahurst sweetness but hell yeah make no mistake it has that same magic and intensity of a masterpiece read like anything the maestro seahurt touch!
*faints* Oh how I wish alpha Bette wudda put Henry in his place! … you know tina would be drooling like the rest of us lmao’, this was hilarious, but effin hot at the same time, if u want to continue, or do another one, I wudnt mind ehehehehe
This is so fucking hot and funny, can’t beleive Bette do that and funny that henry is turning green. Thanks for sharing your hot and hilarious with us, we need story like this. Thanks!
i luv whatever you write…and i luv your deviant sense of humor!!!!!!!
HA! That was great! Way to go Alpha porter!
LMAO!!!!!!! Henry and max deserve each other!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!
That was so fucking awesome. Alice said it best when she that was her best friend in total seductress mode. Way to make Henry look like a punk. And you’re right seahurst, I totally laughed. if i could rate this story I’d give it 5 stars for sure.
GOD DAM SEA… now i could see and wish that would happen… that was too funny… henry turning green… and tina getting hotter… god i hope we get our alpha bette back… hope max is gentle with henry… not… i hope he rips him a new ass hole… lolololol
Ha!!! As always, you are the best. Hope the new job is going well. It is hard to believe that you are single..
he-he-he…well, actually ha-ha-ha…this was awesome, i wish bette would be fighting for tina in s3 too, just show her old awesome alpha self…sequel, please?
That was too funny. I only wish that is what happened in the show. Henry with Max now that is a match in Hell. We all know who the better LOVER is BETTE hands down stiff toungue up.
you go girl: HELL YA SEA KEEP IT CUMMING.TO BAD IT DIDNT REALLY END THIS WAY.LOL. YOURE THE BEST!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Hot, sexy, AND funny as hell! OMG and Bette saying, “Who’s your daddy?” Geez she could ask me what the price of fuel was on Thursday and I’d jump her! I can understand being squeamish at the thought of tasting semen. I’d spit it back out on him!
Only tou could empty a room in a matter of minutes,Our Alpha Bette,only she can turn a man green and steal his woman at the same time,and make the man horny. Thanks so much
Well, Ms. Seahurst, I would have thought after all that Henry would be lucky to experience “morning wood” for the next several weeks. But you have shown him to be a bigger man than I thought by his willingness to go up and/or down on the elevator with Max.
HOTlarious!!! loved every bit of it!!
that was hilarious!! alpha bette is the woman!!
That was soooooo hottttt!!!!!!!!
so Sea, are you just a little put off by the TiHenry match up??? I’d never know by your story – loved it.
Sea, that was extremely hilarious and sexy at the same time. I love your writing!
That wasawesome.
bloody perfect — totally and utterly perfect
Yeah, Sea…you may have a strange sense of humor but I like that in a person. BTW, how’s your new job?
someone quick get IC’s email and send this S4 to her…..this is what we want..come back to us alpha Bette…pls come back to us!!!!
GULP!…you know id comment if i could….lol…
haha wow fuckin outta control…
you go girl!
Loved it sea.
You’re crazy … in a good way. :}
I absolutely love and crave Bette Porter in her full seduction mode!
loved it! absolutely loved it! thank u!(“,)
wicked!!!..if only IC had your comedic talents….
funny and hot that the way i like un huh
hey~ i think u absolutely have so much black humour! yeah! i like this Bette that u wrote. so skillful, sly, calm. I love her actually. but i don’t think she have to take Tina back quickly. Tina have to go through some torture to get Bette back. ^^
Woohoo, you gotta love this Bette! That was really hot! Sea, I dig your kind of humor!! LOL.
Max and Henry- LOL. I hope we’ll see Bette in that full-seduction-mode in S4, that should be interesting.
Bette: (Whispering in her ear.) Who’s your daddy?!!!Tina: (Lightly slapping Bette’s arm, and feigning shock.) Bette!! That is so NOT funny!!!!!Bette: (Laughing) Come on T…who’s your daddy?SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!! I loved your story!! Great!!!
Sea!!!……That was soooo HILARIOUS!!! I can just imagine you giggling yourself to sleep over this whole scene. Thank you so very much for sharing. Yes….that’s the Bette we know, love, adore, fantasize about! LOL!
thanks for sharing, that was hot and funny! I atually had tears coming down my face i was laughing so hard lol
So funny !!! and a nice end, love that Bette Porter!!
What a hoot! Loved it! By the way, I don’t think you are weird, I think you are brave. Not many people consider laying bare their most intimate secret thoughts for others to share. That is the height of bravery in my book!
HHHHHHHHHHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH………..THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE READ IN A LONG TIME. AS ALWAYS SEA, YOU “AMAZE” ME!! BRAVOOOOOOOOO….
Seahurst, that was awesome!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!just read this for the 2nd time and i’m not sure if it’s legal for me to be this turned on, that and the fact that i can’t stop laughing. i’m so confused right now!!beautifully written and fuckin’ hilarious. don’t call me greddy but what’s coming next? .x.x.
Oh Yeah! That’s our Bette getting back her woman with a little style and whole lotta sexiness. Thank you for posting :)
OMG! What a story! Hot & Hilarious. ^_^ It’s perfect Sea, absolutely perfect. Wish you would write for S4 *sigh*
WELL DONE as always… hmh can’t wait to see your othersides…. I’s sure they are all this talented and capitivating…. can we send IC your resume or some samples from the ff for a writing spot?Thank you and hope all is well.
h yeah, that’S my ALPHA BETTE in the flesh doing her thing and working Tina into a frenzy and closing down Henry. That’s my girl. This was absolutely FUNNY and I loved it. Thanks for a little comic relief.
Fantastic, like you sense of humor, if I was single and in California I would like to mingle. You’re my type of woman. Can’t hardly wait for another story. Love you.
Are you practicing your scrip writing? I’d like to have seen this scenario instead of the one we got. Bless your TiBette heart!
quivering here
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhoooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeee LMAO! GOD! This is soooo funny!
Oh.. by the way hope your first week back at work sent well. thanks again!
Wonderful!
WOW, such humor, such sexy crazy humor…girl…you definitly know how to get it going. I love to see the that Bette Porter on the sexual prowl again. I love you girl…thanks for a great story. Yes, you should be writing for the show maybe we could get some watchers back. Miss you! T
You, and this Bette, are the best!!!!!!!!!
Pitch perfect…i thought it was great
hahaha! Seahurst that was brilliant! loved the slightly mesmerized Helena to. more of the same kind please :)
Ooooooommmmmmmmgggggggggg your rock Seahurst, fuckinggggg Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooooooommmmmmmmmggggggggh Seahurst you rocckkkk, fucking Rock!!!!!!!
You are Brilliant!!!!!! So glad I found you!!
Thanks for making me forget that scene from the series
This was perfect! Very sexy!