EPISODE 2- DANISH: FROM BEGINNING TO END 

“Well people, I’m back. Hopefully you’re all ready for the next installment of my little story, something I like to call ‘Danish: From Beginning to End’. So sit back, pop a beer, and enjoy.

“This takes place a few days after the disaster of a talk that Dana and I tried to have. We tried playing the ‘I avoid you, you avoid me, and maybe this will go away’ game. Kind of hard to accomplish when you have the same close group of friends. Oh yeah, and when your best friend slash new love interest’s fiancee decides to throw her a surprise birthday party.”

A few days later, Alice and Shane were once again at The Planet. Shane had her feet propped up on the table reading a magazine while unconsciously tapping her coffee stirrer on the table. Alice was staring at her laptop, occasionally tapping a few keys.

“Dammit.” Alice muttered

“Huh?” Shane responded automatically

“I just can’t concentrate on this article.” Alice sighed and closed the laptop. “Whatcha reading?”

“PEOPLE. What are you writing about?”

“Me editor asked me to write an article about women’s underwear. Different fabrics, different styles, lingerie…. You know, stuff men want to know to invade in women’s lives even more.”

“That doesn’t sound hard. Why are you stuck?”

“Because I means that I have to try different underwear in order to write an accurate article.”

“And?” Shane prodded

“I don’t wear underwear Shane.” Alice smirked

Shane looked up from her magazine. “Gross Al.”

“I’m fucking with you. I’m writing an article about what music is hot right now.”

“You’re odd.” Shane looked around. “Where is everyone?” She looked accusingly at Alice. “Ever since you were late the other day, everyone else has been showing up late.”

“It’s called other responsibilities Shane.” Bette said as she walked up behind Shane and put her hand on Shane’s shoulder

“I don’t know the meaning of that word.” Shane smiled lazily. “Oh fuck.” She muttered, glancing at the door

“What?” Alice asked and followed Shane’s eyes. “Shit.” She sighed

Bette chuckled as Tonya walked up to the three and began spewing the latest gossip. Tina, Jenny, Helena, and Carmen all trickled into the café as Tonya continued to talk.