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    Long and Winding Road – chp 21

    THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD – Chapter 21

    “No secrets Tina “

     

    Tina rolled out of bed and took Bette’s case down from on top of the wardrobe. She had settled Bette’s bill a couple of days ago and Helena had helped her pack Bette’s stuff. And they had found several items which had baffled Tina but Helena being English was available to enlighten her. Tina had decided to have some fun at Bette’s expense.

     

    Tina opened the suitcase and removed the items

     

    “Just what is a Jaffa Cake and what is a Jammie Dodger and why is one of your holdalls full of them ? “

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    Tina grinned at Bette’s discomfort. Helena had explained what they were and they had concluded that Bette had a craving for English sweet biscuits. They had both laughed while Helena had explained what both biscuits consisted of. Tina was amazed – first of all Bette didn’t have a sweet tooth and even less for fairly sugary sweet items. Tina intended to make Bette suffer ever so slightly — well maybe a bit more than that.

     

     

    “Eh – they are sweet biscuits “

     

     

     

    “Yes ? “ Tina stood holding the empty packets in as accusatory a way as possible “ And aren’t you watching your food intake – no coffee is that right ? “

     

     

    “No – but I developed certain – cravings in England and I didn’t know that I wasn’t going back to London or I would have brought more supplies “

     

     

     

    “So what is a Jaffa cake ? “ Tina made a great show of looking at the box.

     

     

    “Its like a sweet cake but its shaped like a biscuit and its got an orange filing – they are gorgeous – oh and they are covered on one side in dark chocolate”

     

     

     

    “And a jammie dodger — have all English foods got freaky names? “

     

     

    “A jammy dodger has a jam filing”

     

     

     

    Tina could see that Bette was cringing inside – she knew her lover’s inherent snobbery and these items were ones that were so un Bette like. Tina found it endearing – only Bette would get embarrassed about it.

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    Comments

    1. You know, I’ve been taunting a few people with idle threats that Tina and Henry’s obvious lack of use of protection was going to lead to this…if not in the show, certainly in someone’s story. I don’t doubt that you will do an excellent job with this storyline. :) Thanks Ally!

    2. Holy shit, didn’t see that one coming! I do see a lot of drama coming tho, not good! Really curious to see where you are taking this story, so please continue soon!

    3. You’re the woman with the twists in s/l. You’ll show Jo that you’re not getting soft. A girl’s got to keep her reputation. This is a brilliant twist.

    4. Crap! More of Henry’s progeny walking the face of the earth? Name him Damien “666” Porter-Kennard-McHenry (Anybody know Henry’s last name? Does he even have one?) Dueling pregnancies. Only you, Ally. Only you.

    5. dam… i didn’t see that either… now how long has tina been with bette… at least a month… and she wasn’t pregnant when dana died… wow… maybe its a false pregnancy… better yet don’t tell the hendick… you gotto post soon…

    6. No, Henry doesn’t have a last name. That’s how little he actually matters that the writers never gave him a last name. So anyway, Tina’s pregnant and spazzing out major bigtime on Bette and Alice because Bette was doing a little work while pregnant. Uh, what? Oh I guess it doesn’t matter because Tina’s like 10 seconds along or something. Yeah, okay.

    7. Nooooooooo i can’t believe it! please don’t let Tina be pregnant! not now! you love so much making us suffer! don’t you? the Lwing in 10 days? i’ll been waiting! other thing you will try to move all the gang to London?

    8. Ok so maybe soft and mushy was pushing it a bit, but what this chapter does confirm, my very dear friend, is that no matter what your status, you still have a sick and twisted streak!! LOL, Great job mate xx

    9. OMG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’I got to hand it to you,that was definatly a B*TCH SLAPto the face , omg you are sooo the queen of drama, Now lets see how this shit unfolds …. waits patiently

    10. Wwwwooooooooo what to say about that, please please please please hope it not Henry’s and hope they can get past this, 10 days for TLW how will I survive without it, I guess another chapter of this will do

    11. Ally – Wow you sure know how to spin a yarn and twist a story – can’t wait to see what will happen next. Whoever said you were getting soft was just trying to provoke your evil side – don’t go for the bait cause your evil side don’t need no provocation. Love your stories very very much.

    12. Oh man, This is so fucked up. Obviously Tina was not planning to watch out Bette’s blood pressure. Ally, you don’t need to prove us you are an evil. We indeed still remember how evil you are! So could you please make it as Bette’s nightmare or something..URGH… NO HENRY’S BABY PLEASE! :(

    13. Wow! I didnt see that 1 coming! Oh well, at least if they move to England they won’t see dopey Henry any more and it cuts out the sperm donor bit! And exactly what have you got up your devious sleeve for the L wing? Thanks Ally, and by the way, the England match was Crap! We only just managed a win cos Sven decided he’d wimp out and play safe!

    14. my reaction out loud when i read that line was ohhhh shit!!!!! omfg…ally what have u dun???? ok thats a bit harsh…i saw the warning but damn!!! i need to no how this is gonna play out!

    15. OMG, I just can not stand the thought of her being pregnant with Henry’s baby. Dear God NO WAY!!!. They can not tell Henry about this. They will never be rid of him. What a shocker. You do have a little evil streak, don’t you Ally. Drama, drama.

    16. The way Tina accused Bette she is looking for an out ’cause she’ll be involved in some fashion with Henry. She had to cruify Bette so that she wouldn’t look like the guilty one here. Lead us on, though I wish you hadn’t started down this road.

    17. OMG!!!OMFG!!! What the hell was that?! I am here crossing my fingers that you really aren’t really planning a mini Henry here… Maybe is just a delay in her period because of stress…right? right???!!! Please let it be just that!!!

    18. P.s.:Dammit Jo, you had to say that to the woman!!! Geez… Ok, if it helps, you, my british friend, are being evil with us!!! There, now fix it, please!!!

    19. Ok, so this catastrophe is all Jo’s fault? I think it would be fitting then for Jo to write the next chapter and clean this sh!t up…………….. “My blood pressure was fine until you started yelling and screaming. And just for the record — the caterers are male,the electrician is straight and the carpenter is 62. “……….PRICELESS!!

    20. you’re so evil, ally..in a good way…i can’t believe you’re creating all this drama, especially while bette is pregnant…and i can’t even think of what you’re doing with L wing…just make sure you make things better or my blood pressure will go up and who knows, i might be pregnant too so make me happy

    21. Talk about throwing a fucking wrench into things. Damn, well so I say we don’t tell Henry, they go to England they both have their babies and live happily ever after. Please.

    22. Holy! Didn’t see that coming!! I agree with the others. Henry doesn’t have to know…LOL!! Would the baby would be a reminder of things gone wrong in their previous run at the relationship… Please post the next one soon!

    23. Holy hell Fuck. This can not be happening. Fucking Henry’s baby. There is no way in hell that Henry will allow Tina to push him out of his child’s life. This totally sucks.

    24. DAMN!!!DAMN!!!DAMN!!!! THIS SUCKS!good job as always, so are you going to put the girls through hell because you are being teased? I love your writing no matter where you decide to take the story.

    25. Holy fucking cow, henrys baby no fucking way, please don’t let this happen, this is fucking crazy man. Damn drama coming and is big. Ok post soon please, cant wait to see whats next, thanks!

    26. Hey Ally, That was fabulous. I love the way that you twist the knife so wickedly. A real turn up for the books I’d say as this family is really multiplying. Guess Bette and Tina will just need to be really organized with two little ones on the way. A double gift of joy. Can’t wait to see Bette reacts. Will she blow her top as I guess that it is Henry’s baby that Tina is having. Interesting time ahead I think. Yippee coz you are just the perfect author to delight and tease with equal measure. Thank you for this magical tale. Your Loyal Fan.

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