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Friday Fantasy Challenge #7: Freaky Friday…L Word Style!
"Hello Bette….Tina, come on in," Helena said as she opened the door wider to allow the two woman to walk past her into the enormous livingroom. "Everyone’s already here, there’s wine and other choices over there on the side board, and plenty of appetizers as well, so please help yourselves."
On the outside Helena was in perfect hostess mode, but inwardly she was more than a little relieved that her friends had actually shown up for this little impromptu gathering. After all, the last time she had attempted to have a dinner party, none of the women, who at that time had been just Tina’s friends, had bothered to show up, or called to cancel, leaving her with hundreds of dollars worth of uneaten shushi.
Bette and Tina wandered into the livingroom, greeting their friends. Everyone was there except Kit, who was once again stuck at The Planet.
"Dinner will be ready in about forty-five minutes, so until then I thought you all might like to have a little fun and have your tarot cards read." Helena pointed to a woman with long brown hair, sitting off to the side with a small table in front of her.
"I always enjoy my sessions with Rose, so I thought you all might be entertained by the prospect as well."
The women all silently looked at each other, not sure if after this last year and all that had happened, if they really wanted to know about their futures. Helena looked around at the worried looks and immediately felt embarrassed for inviting Rose into this close knit group.
Tina saw the look on Helena’s face, and didn’t want her to feel bad for doing something she meant to be fun. "I think it sounds interesting!" She put a big smile on her face, and walked over to the table. Sitting down she held out her hand. "Hi, I’m Tina."
After introducing herself, Rose got down to work, looking very serious as she laid the cards on the table.
"Hmmm…see this? This is your money card. It tells me that this next year is going to be very profitable for you."
"Well, I like the sound of that!" Tina smiled, and looked over at a once again relieved Helena, giving her a wink.
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LMAO…..snQQpy
LMAO….That was …eh!…weird “n” wonderful…..but i have to say…very very good…always love your stories…Thanks..
I love your brain and writings. You make it seem so real. Bette’s and Kit’s reaction was hilarious. Loved Kit’s usage of the Wizard of OZ analogy. I hope to see more of your writings soon.
Wow thats crazy, what an awesome short, I loved it..write some DANISH!
I would like to wander around in your head for a day. I might learn to write This was so darn funny. Poor Tina and Angus. The Porter sister has gone crazy. thanks so much for this
Freaking hialrious!!! I think this has to be one the most fun challenges to read. Whoever is in your head, don’t EVER shut them up! Sea, you are the best. This is exactly what I needed to read after hearing and witnessing a friend’s devastation over the loss of his 6 month old daughter today.
So funny – Kit (Bette) sitting on the bed and saying “There’s no place like home” made me laugh out loud. Thanks for burning the post-midnight oil for us.
I actually guffawed, twice. Once from “Lookie there…all ready for some nookie with my little chocolate chip cookie!!” and the other time from, “…she keeps repeating the words, ‘There’s no place like home.’ and then I hear this clicking sound. And, then she repeats it over and over again.”This was priceless, Sea. I absolutely loved it. Now onto the next idea we discussed, hmm?
Freaky indeed! I wasn’t expecting Bette to be in Kit’s body!! Hilarious!!!
LOL! Great!
This is scary and poor Kit. Good story!
I’m scared of whats in your head!!
I’m scared of whats in your head!! Dont know what happened to the rest of my comment. This type of writing takes a lot imagination. You and the voices in your head must seriously have a good time hanging out with each other!! Seahurst, you NEVER cease to amaze me. And as always, I look forward to what you’ll come up with next. Life with you must be a laugh a minute cause you keep me in stiches!!!!! -_-
OH girl thanks so much for staying up and finishing this it’s a gem. I love the thoughts and how you freeking it all seemed. Laughing hard this morning. Thanks
LMAO
this was hilarious…poor kit…i’m glad bette never lost her strength
Ooh didn’t expect that at all. Really cool switch. Funny as hell.
You scare me sometimes with what’s in your head, girl!!! I’ve been laughing hard this morning!
Hihihi “there is no place like home” was really funny!!!
That has to be a traumatic way to wake up. I’d at least need a cup of coffee. That should teach Bette to scoff at things she doesn’t understand.
Oh Dear! LOL :)) Kit and Bette! That was hilarious. Thx Sea.
sweetttttttttttttttttttt
I loved SnQQpy’s comment and I agree with her, I am scared to death of what is in your head. Those voices that you are hearing, please don’t listen to them anymore. Seahurst, you continually surprise me, this was absolutely hilarious, just falling over funny. thanks for a great laugh. Seahurst you are amazing. Some imaginationyou have there lady.
Hahah I could image the look on her face when in body Kit kiss her even though it was Bette in soul hahahah, and is it me but the whole time I kept imaging Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis hahahahaha