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Danish: From Beginning to End (Episode 12)
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EPISODE 12- DANISH: FROM BEGINNING TO END
“Well guys, the time has come for our Hawaiian vacation part 2! I don’t have any friends with me to spice the story up, so let’s just go ahead and jump in before I embarrass myself trying to be funny. But first, I have a joke!
“What is annoying, scary, and everywhere you go? Yep, that would be Dana’s ex Tonya.”
“Tonya!” Better said, jumping in quickly. “What are you doing here?”
“I’m here to watch Dana play. As of right now, I am still her manager.” Tonya smirked. “And at the moment, Dana is on a winning streak. I’m here to see how my client finishes out this tournament.”
“Don’t you have a rock to climb back under?” Alice said standing up. “If you don’t leave right now, I swear I’ll-“
“Alice!” Helena hissed as she grabbed Alice’s arm and yanked her back into her seat
Alice stopped talking, but she crossed her arms and slid down in her seat, giving Tonya a menacing look.
“Wow. I’m terrified.” Tonya said sarcastically. “I just wanted to say good-luck Dana.” Tonya rested a hand on Dana’s shoulder again. “I’ll catch up with you later this week.” Tonya waved at everyone. “Bye ladies.”
Tonya walked away and everyone turned to Dana. Dana’s fists were clenched and her jaw set. “Fuck.” She muttered
“I thought you fired her?” Tina said softly
“The paperwork hasn’t gone thorough yet.” Dana sighed
“What happened to the restraining order?” Shane asked
“I figured she’d be smart enough to leave me alone after I punched her last time I saw her.” Dana said. “Apparently not.” She mumbled
“When we get back to LA, I could have my lawyer file a restraining order and help move the other paperwork along faster if you’d like.” Helena offered
“Thanks.” Dana smiled gratefully at Helena
“Let’s just try to enjoy dinner.” Bette said, trying to lighten the mood
“If she ever comes around again…” Alice said, letting her threat trail off
Shane looked at the menacing look still on Alice’s face and burst out laughing. Everyone else soon joined in on the laughter, even Alice cracked up at herself.
“All I can say is that I really hope housekeeping changed the sheets today.” Alice said warily as she stopped at Shane’s door
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Damn, that’s some pretty steamy stuff. Kudos to Dana for having the balls. I laughed so hard and immediately went back to season one when i heard the “Step off bitch” lol I’ve been watching the seasons on DVD too and I totally relate to seeing Tonya. UGH! BITCH! But you know, without her, they might not have gotten together. I guess you gotta take the good with the bad. Greatttt update, I cannot wait to read more! I’m always expecting Dana to call in the station again..maybe just hoping..hint hint. Great job! You’re fantastic
Haha great chapter. Love the interaction between the two girls, you write it really well! Looking forward to more.
that was so hot :) and so entertaining… still hating Tonya, but still loving Alice and Dana, that was really well written yet again and i can’t wait for more! yay, keep up the fab writing – you rock!
Your nick always made me chuckle, in a good way lol. You shouldn’t worry about the sex scene, cause it totally worked. Love the humor in this fic as well, post soon!
YES! first one to comment!..hey poopy one, yet again awesome AND HOT..chappy. I need a cold shower. ugh. Lol, i loveddd how the gang still teases alice on “fucking people senseless” looool. The cuddling between shane and alice was cute, and even i muttered, “damn, dana has balls now!” lol. Omg and when dana said “it’s a shitload of fake penises” lmaooooo!..something i would totally say, errr..given that situation. Anywhoo..i love the porn addition, very VERY hot. You got lots of skill poopy one, in the danish lovemaking, well done. Hmmm so you did trick me this update, here i thought that person would pay a visit to KCRW. Grrr, next update?..i’ll be waiting. But of course, first has to come the danish drama, sigh. Post soon hun! can’t wait.
Pure Hottness!! And wit porn too!! The Shane/Alice scene was too funny lol. Thanks for the post!!
Oh yeah! That was was one fucking great update! Well written, hilarious, hot…damn. I love you poopy! You always inspire me :) LOL. So yeah. My turn to update, may not be till Sunday though. I am camping and climbing this weekend…but I will put up a couple as repayment for this little beauty! And if you feel like updating, even though it is my turn, I am sure no one would complain :-) Loved the shalice…loved the Danish of course…loved the whole thing. Dreading the the break up. you rock! Keep it up!
I don’t think there’s a better way to wake up than to be greeted with a new chapter from you:) Loved the Shalice scene (And of course the Danish)! Hot and great update, so please give us more,soon;)
Hi there! I can feel all the drama closin in fast! Nooooooo. I wont hate ya for it poopy cos i know it wouldnt be our danish without all the shittiness that gets in the way. Some really funny comments from the gang! Shalice i love! so cute. Danish, porn and strap-ons! woh very hot indeed. I will Brace myself for the next few chapters! sigh. post soon! Thanks. Ps sorry about ya phone and ipod! theres some bad dudes out there. Leisha and Erin well deserved an emmy! their acting was fantastic. Oh and believe me! your love scenes DO NOT suck.
Your cell phone and your Ipod both stolen Hope the jerk gets caught and karma will be a b*tch.I’m still laughing from the crazy chart connections in the group and the shane/alice cuddle session. =)
that was a rather hot story miss alice just told her listeners and us readers. very nice.
OKay, I praise you. I really do. I could totally see an “the L word spin off” series with these two, that being on of the episodes, lol. It was awesome, and i was cracking up the whole time, too. I literally fell out of my chair once…no, I don’t do that often. Did you say you sucked at love scenes? ‘Cause that one was pretty hot! It was totally in character, too. I loved this update. My favorite part “Ten minutes later, Alice and Dana both had their heads tilted to the side as they watched the TV.”How the fuck?” Dana asked as she concentrated on the screen.”I’m not…I have no clue.” Alice shook her head” That’s when I fell. NAyways, please update soon, this one was wonderful!
Well, you got your point there, all that came out of the bet was hilarious. :D Shane and AliCe ended up cuddling…lol! And I loved Alice’s reply to Shane’s question if Alice was intimidated. :D Yes, I now see the purpose of the bet that (still) doesn’t make any sense (at all). ;) I’m also dreading the break-up…doesn’t someone need an intervention first? Or don’t they need to deploy a mission to ascertain the disposition and intent of a love interest for Helena…or even Jenny? And oh yes, Kate Beckinsale is one fine example…the Brits do bring a whole lot of sexiness to the English language. :)
oh the shane and alice was hallarious! post more SOON!