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Road to Joy
Dana switched off the engine and turned to look at Alice who was sound asleep, regardless of her rather compromised sleeping position. She was huddled up in a ball, feet under her bum, with her head resting on the window. Needless to say, her bones were going to hurt when she woke up.
"Alice?" Dana prodded the blonde, lightly at first and then harder when she refused to wake. "Alice wake up."
"You wake up," she mumbled in reply, her eyes still closed. Dana rolled her eyes and poked her once more, this time with much more force, causing the blonde’s eyes to shoot open. "Shit. Dana you’re never going to have a successful long-term relationship if you poke people like that."
"I don’t poke people I like Alice," the brunette retorted before slumping back into her chair. "And anyway, it seemed like the only way of waking you. We’re back."
Alice slowly looked up to see that they had definitely arrived back home, parked in their work’s empty carport. Stifling out a yawn, Alice opened her door and got out, causing all of her body to scream in pain.
"Oww, oww, ow," the blonde whined as she got out and stretched, hoping that it would cease the fire-hot cramps cascading up and down her body. "I hurt. I hurt a lot."
"And whose fault is that?" Alice shot Dana an evil glare as the brunette began to laugh. "Ok I’m sorry. It must hurt. But you must have known that was going to happen…"
Choosing not to reply, Alice instead grabbed her bag and walked over to her car, loading it into the trunk. Thinking that she must have really annoyed the blonde, Dana rushed after her, grabbing her arm and twisting her around.
"Look Al I didn’t mea-" She stopped her apology when she noticed the giant smirk plastered on Alice’s face. Sighing, Dana stifled a laugh before slapping Alice lightly on the arm. "You think you’re so smart, making me worried like tha-"
"You were worried?" The smirk turned to one of amusement as Alice waited for an explanation.
"I didn’t say that." Dana’s cheeks began to burn as Alice continued to look on, completely unconvinced. "What I meant was that you… I…" As Alice began to laugh at Dana’s attempt to justify what she had said, Dana turned around and began walking back to her own car. "Whatever Alice."
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(43 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)
Hé girl, so glad you’re back with this fic. I’ve missed your stories. This was a great update, you had me laughing out loud on many parts. And like ClosetDana I would pay a lot more even if it was just fake! Looking forward to the next update and also for Soul Singing are you still working on that? Thanks for this one!
hey youuuu!! finally a post from one of my favorite writers…lol haven’t read it yet, cause i got so excited that you posted, so i will and then comment haha.
Great chapter and well worth the wait!. Dana and Alice slowly beginning to realise that they feel something for each other [and trying to deny it] is cute. Loved the backward glance at each other when they parted at the office..very Danish!!. Cant wait for the party, let the games really begin. Shane and Alice are so freakin funny together, its goin to be a blast LOL. Yeah keep up with trying new things cos im all for that too! Post soon. Thanks. Ps just caught up with Soul Singing… Another awesome story bojangles!!
I loved this chapter! It’s so cute seeing Dana and Alice slowly realize that they are falling for each other. Plus I’m a sucker for the banter/flirting. I thought the dark haired woman might be Uta. I can’t wait for the next update!
Loved the update! It’s so great to see an update. I really enjoy this fic. I can’t wait to see what’s going to happen at the party. I also can’t wait for them to actually get together. I love their interactions. They’re written very well. Great job!
=D Gah!! I love it! Aww they are so cute. I swear I’m like addicted to this fic now… meh that’s not so bad :op Can’t wait to see what happpens next
I love this! Can’t wait to read about the cocktail party. If only we all had friends who looked like Shane to stand in as our “girlfriends”.
Cooool! I am so pumped you updated! This was an excellent chapter as always. These two are so freaking frustrating and that’s why we love them. The party should be interesting. Looking forward to it. Thanks again for a great Danish fix! Love ya!
Do I hear 80? LOL. Fun stuff, but please don’t tease us for too long. I used to work in a orporate environment so I’m with Danish in the cranky department when it comes to that. Update soon…
Damn that’s funny, at first I thought you were talking about Gabby…but that’s what you wanted isn’t it? lol Great chapter I can’t wait to read about this party. It’s got to be great if you’ve got Alice and Shane pretending to be dating lol. I seriously laughed my ass off when she said seventy, I’d gladly pay LH for a moment of her time, I’d pay a lot too lol. Great chapter I’m on pins and needles until the next, thanks for the update are you still writing for Soul Singing by any chance? I know how writing can be sometimes especially with multiple stories. Let me know I love this fic!!!!!
Yay! Thank you for the update!
this is hilarious and so adorable
First of all, check your PM’s, because I do believe that you have mail! :-) Great chapter my friend! I loved every word of it. The speed-dating thing cracked me up, along with everything else you wrote! I cannot WAIT to see what happens at the party! Shane and Alice acting as a couple, well, I’m a Shalice shipper, so having some faux-Shalice and some real Danish will be like heaven for me! I know that writing can be a bitch sometimes, but please update soon! I’d seriously do anything to get another update from you! You made my night Bojangles, and that is a hard feat considering I had a hell of a week. Pretty please make my life even happier and update soon! :-)
hooray for the 5 pages!!! : dances : lol what a great chap bo as always you had me laughing threw it all :) The whole “i thought that you were constructed in a lab or something.” lol that was hilarious im just lovin the chem between these two its just great i cant wait for the next chap :) Party Party! lol
I re-read this chapter twice, and both times I was laughing just as hard. Man, I can’t get enough of this story (or Soul Singing) so I’m hoping that you’ll update one of them again soon. But either way, it’s worth waiting for. Can’t wait for the party and obviously, more Danish!
Fantasic update – I am glad you listened to my plea’s. I will keep on pleading as well for you to update soon. Also Soul Singing = I’m hooked on this as well .. please.
see now if i were shane, i would have raised it to 100! no wait…actually i would have done it for free! hmm sily me for thinking i could resist alice. ah well, post mores soon will ya? i thought this story and you for that matter may have died!
Fantastic update! I loved this one – great pacing and all the usual hilarious Danish banter, with a healthy dose of suspense at the end! You had me completely freaking out that the dark-haired girl was Gabby or Uta – I didn’t see Shane coming at all! Looking forward to the next one – especially with Lara and Shane thrown into the mix!
Uh oh…I didn’t come to mind they could also end up as losers… Ah well, the losers probably get a poodle prize…and that happens to be the same prize as the first prize! :P I loved the update! 5 Stars from me! They finally realized there might be moreto their (newly formed) friendship. I really love the way you describe the tension between the two of them! So, next chapter will have of a lot of misunderstandings in it, won’t it?
ahhhh great update!!! i hope dana doesnt get toooo jealous, but then again, anything to bring danish together!! can’t wait for the next update!!