Fan Fiction
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Situations…
Bette arrived home, struggling to open the front door with her arms full of shopping bags.
“Tina…?”
“Yeah, I’m here…?”
“Can you help me babe?”
“Sure, I’m coming…” Tina turns the corner toward the front door, her smile wide as she sees the love of her life for the first time since leaving the house this morning.
“T…”
“What?”
“You are wearing my slippers again…”
“Yeah but they are so comfy…”
“I don’t care how comfy they are Tina, they are my fuzzy wuzzy slippers…”
“Can’t we share them babe?”
“No Tina… they are mine… people only assume that they are yours, because you always have them on your feet.”
“I didn’t want to have to say this Bette but…if you don’t share them, then I will tell everyone that you don’t wear nice lacey thongs all the time but that you wear humungous white knickers…”
Bette frowns at Tina’s words, “but they’re comfy…?”
“It’s not just that is it Bette, you have had them for years and they have gone grey from being washed so many times…”
“Well I can’t help if people think I always wear a thong…”
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this Tina reminds me of Gabrielle a lot. so cute. =D
LOL. Funny stuff Job!
LMAO….i see theres yet another Q&A chapter after this…and i swear i dont think i can take much more of this Bette and Tina!…very funny!..but i have to say im seeing them in a whole new light……could Bette not wear the Thong…with the slippers!!!!..lol…see im not fussy when it comes to that woman!….ok this was great..on to the next one..
Okay…STOP..you win! I am laughing so hard that I am crying ! I got a visual of Bette in those “grey knickers” that I don’t think I’ll be able to shake ….HILARIOUS stuff.
This one I just can’t believe, I just can’t picture Bette wearing humungous white knickers. Funny story though.
Oh my God! Sounds like the next step is Depends. (For our non-American(are you Canadians lucky enough to have them too? Maybe it should be non-North Americans.) Depends is a leading brand of adult diapers.) God, this is really depressing. Maybe Bette has support hose, too. Hemorrhoid cream? No wonder she doesn’t always wear thongs.
mwahahahaaaaaaaa… lmao.. that was hilarious! thanks a lot for the laugh
You are out of your freakin’ mind! But I like that in a person.
Oh my this is so hilarious and loving it, this is what we all needed. Can’t stop laughing !!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I´m FIRST!!!!!!!!! BRB
you are so cracking me up…..
Jo you’re frickin killing me here!! I am seriously cracking up!! More please!!
OMGOMG it HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *insert side-splitting laughter here*
LOL! :))
Next, on Jerry Springer, “Secrets of the Portard Household Revealed”! This is so much fun…and there’s already another one!
Are you two alone right now and no Liverpool on the telly or what???? I think so!!!! What is going on with you guys LMAO???? so damn crazy, but again I love it, it’s so different :o))