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    Soft Spoken (episode 2)

    Story written on August 19, 2006 by dorkoftheyear112.
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    Author Notes:

    oh the joys of Alice and Dana arguing on a road trip!
    “Cause if I were and Oscar Meyer Weiner everyone would be in love with meeee!”
    “I swear to God, Dana, if you guys sing that song one more time I’m going to jump out the window!” I yelped.

    Episode 2

                “Hello?” Alice answered the phone, toothbrush still in hand.

                “Alice?”

                “Helloooo?” Rinse and spit. She set the brush back in it’s holder and swished some Listerine around in her mouth.

                “Al, it’s me, Dana!”

                “Okay, who the fuck is this?” I hate it when people do that creepy breathing into the phone stalker thing, she thought. But this person isn’t even breathing into the phone. Sheesh, if you’re going to prank someone, do it right!

                “You don’t even know who your best friend is? What’s wrong with you?” Dana yelped into the phone exasperated.

                “Seriously, whoever this is, you better fucking- oh wait! Dana, is that you?”

                “Yes! It’s me!”

                “Dana? Did you hit the mute button again? I hate it when you do that.”

                “Oh!” Dana made a face and pulled the phone away from her ear, pressing the mute button. “Alice? Can you hear me?”

                “Yeah.” They both sighed with relief. “You’ve got to stop doing that, Dane.”

                “I know, I know. It’s this phone, the button’s in a weird place so whenever I have to hold it with my shoulder the mute gets turned on.”

                “I think it’s time for a new phone, then.”

                “Yeah, maybe. But I like this one! Remember, it’s got those stains on it from when you were testing out nail polish and decided to use my new phone instead of paper?” Alice laughed, grinning.

                “Oh yeah. Sorry about that. Wait, was that the night when we kept pranking Shane and sending her to random bars?”

                “Yes! I remember that! I really wish we would have gotten someone to follow her around with a video camera, though.” Dana smirked.

                “Well, that’s not always a good idea considering what Shane likes to do after hitting the clubs.” They both grimaced.

                “Ew. Good point.”

                “Speaking of Shane, I was just about to call you about her. Her friend is going away for a few days and wants Shane to watch her cabin while she’s gone.”

                “Since when are there cabins in West Hollywood?” Dana asked sarcastically.

                “There aren’t. The cabin’s in Topanga state park.”

                “So, what?” Alice rolled her eyes.

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    3. Yay, you’re back! :D This whole chapter was hilarious! :D Loved the little roadtrip they took. LOL @ the contrast between the beautiful and peaceful landscape and the chaos in the car. And they both reluctantly accepted the fact that they would be sharing a bedroom…yeah right, I think they wouldn’t mind at all after they have spent a few nights in there together. :P And Dana was jealous…at least a weeny bit…so cute. ;)

    5. Nice to see that you’re back! This chap was great and downright hilarious. I can’t wait to find out what’s going to happen next, especially with Dana and Alice sharing the same bedroom:)

    6. DORK! You’ve outdone yourself, my dear. This chapter was fucking hilarious! Totally brought back the season 1 feel with everyone. Especially the Danish bickering. I almost fell out my chair laughing thinking about a mini cartoon Alice strangling a mini cartoon Shane! Ha ha. This was brillian, awesome, hilarious, excellent….should I stop now? Ha ha. I cannot WAIT until you post again. You have a great sense for comedy! Glad you’re back from your vaca! Hope you had a blast! :-)

    7. That was really good Dork! I love jealous Dana. And I love you for putting them in the same bedroom! Glad you’re back so now I can look forward to another post.

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