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Danish: From Beginning to End (Real Time 8)
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1 Month Later
Los Angeles
Alice was sitting in her apartment, music softly playing in the background. Her laptop poised on her lap, Alice checked her email for the tenth time that day. Sighing when her inbox was empty, yet again, Alice went back to work on her article.
“Al, I’m home.” Luke called out from the entryway, taking off his coat and putting it on the coat rack. “My God it’s dreary outside.”
Alice chuckled and threw her laptop aside as Luke sat down next to her. “You’re funny.” She stated with a giggle and kissed Luke softly
“May I ask why?” Luke raised an eyebrow
“Because baby. I swear you and Helena are two peas in a pod.” Alice slipped into a British accent. “’It’s dreary outside’.” She laughed. “I hate to tell you Lukas, but nobody talks like that.” She whispered with a grin
“They do talk like that!”
“Maybe in England! Tell me, when was the last time you heard an American say ‘dreary’? Or ‘bugger’? Or ‘bloody hell’?”
Luke thought for a moment. “I’m not sure.”
“My point exactly.” Alice sighed. “The weather is quite ‘dreary’ though.”
“Yes, it is.” Luke smiled and kissed Alice. “What have you been doing?”
“Writing an article.”
“What ‘Best Of’ list are you composing now?”
Alice rolled her eyes. “You’re just like everyone else. You’re all annoyed by my articles, aren’t you?”
“Oh no. They’ve become the topic of many conversations when you’re not around.” Luke laughed
“Dana still hasn’t returned my calls or emails.” Alice said softly
Luke pulled Alice against him and gently played with her hair. “She will when she’s ready babe.”
“I know. But Luke, it’s been a month and no one has heard from her. I called Howie last week and he said that they’ve only heard from her twice.” Alice looked at Luke sadly. “What was so bad that she couldn’t stay here to work through it? Why couldn’t she even say goodbye.”
“I don’t know Alice.” Luke said softly and kissed the blonde
New York
“Dana! You have to pivot!”
“I’m trying dammit!” Dana grunted as she tried to push the couch through the door
“Pivot!”
“I am pivoting!” Dana yelled, frustrated, and finally shoved the couch through the door
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I knew that was from Buffy! I didn’t realize it was intentionally put there. I thought that my Buffy obssessed brain was working overtime when I read that. Dopplegangland is one of my favorites. Anyway…great update. I hope Howie can knock some sense into Dana. I really enjoyed the chapter. However, I did cringe everytime that Luke kissed Alice. I just can’t seem to like him. He seems like a nice enough guy, but he’s no Dana. I need my Danish. Great job. I can’t wait to read more.
Jesus, Howie can be freaking scary! Wonderful update, despite the whoel Dana in New York bit. Eh, minor details, you’ll work through them, right? haha. I totally didn’t catch that Buffy thing from before, I knew I’d heard it somewhere, I just didn’t piece it togeather with Willow. 7th season, was it? Yes, I too am a Buffy fanatic. Anyways, I completly agree with Howie, Dana needs to get her arse back to LA and talk to ALice! They are just too stuborn to realize they’re perfect for each other. Oh, and the pivot thing, was that from Friends? Like when Ross is using that really high pitched weird voice? haha, I love finding the little quirks like that in your stories. So post soon, and make it jsut as amazing as this one!
ahhh PIVOT PIVOTTT lmao that had me rollinggg pOOPSTER just brought up Ross and chandler was it? lol so funny! I really liked the whole jumping back and forth between LA and NY faBUlousss! This story just keeps getting better and better so… where is ur damn AWARD! :growls: lol tho i gotta say.. made me sad Dana all alone, luv julie by the way glad dana has someone there and shes not alone eating tv dinners with a killer couch cuz that would be just bad! annddddddddddd howie! hooray for him he should yell at Dana more lol anddd WHERE ARE THE PETS? i luv the pets i think they need more parts in this lol i think danish and devil dog should run away together so Alice and Dana can find their way back to each other lol ANYHOW ty so much for the update keep it coming!!! xoxo
There are very few things that make me smile as much as Vamp Willow … that episode makes me laugh so freakin’ hard. I love the update & can’t wait for some much need Alice/Dana action.
Don’t you hate it when your internet fucks up…mine has been down for a few days and it feels like it has taken ages to get it fixed. I’m glad it is working again and I could get my much needed Danish fix. ;) Anyways, as for the story, I loved the pivot-scenes of Friends. It’s one of my favorites and it still cracks me up everytime I watch it. Good to see Dana has a friend over there and that Howie came to NY for thanksgiving. I think dana should takethe plane back to LA with Howie. She needs to make up an amazing plan to win Alice back ’cause Alice seems to be very happy with Luke. I tried so hard to dislike Luke but he has been wonderful for Alice. And he is actual a normal guy, no lezman or something. But he has to go… :D And for the record, some people do talk like that…that…that.
Pooper MaGee…Ok, first of all, thank you for the birthday shout out. You are such a sweetie :) Second of all, love the “pivot” scene…Friends is one of my all time fav. shows! Next, I hate you right now for keeping them apart on Thanksgiving…but damnit…it was a fucking great update. I liked how you threw Howie in there to get into Dana’s thick head…and I hate it that I like Luke! He must become a dickhead and soon! LMAO. Howie’s right, they are stubborn soulmates. Gotta love the drama :D Fantastic as always babe. This is 1/3 of shitinthecloset (the new AlShaDane) signing out…Oh yeah…I fucking love you!
Great update…I know that because I’m soooo frustrated by it! I hate liking Luke…please make it stop. And by the way, the who died line also appeared in the finale of Felicity…which by some fluke I saw (for the first time) just before you posted. Maybe that was there homage to Buffy…which I should have known too, right? Post soon!
I think B might be drunk Poop, she’s talking craziness. So I’m sitting in this frigging hotel room in Cali and the first thing I do when I get here is check the boards and I see you gracing us with an amazing post. I told you not to dedicate a shitty chapter to me and you didn’t this was really great. (I kinda wished that the chapter that was dedicated to me would be the one where they got back together but this is just as good…well maybe not just as good but it’s high up on the list.) Now one thing you’re not going to get past me is a classic Friends shout out especially one as funny as that scene. I might have gotten lucky before and I might not watch Buffy but dammit I watch some Friends. I secretly wonder is B is somehow related to me or my caucasian clone. Think about it we’re very similar…what’s that fucking movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it, like 14 days or some shit like that….wait am I drunk? Anyway great chapter you always have your emotions one point and I’m glad I got the chance to read it since it will probably be the last thing I get to for a while (I’m not really sure) Love Ya babe! P.S. Quit being a lazy ass and write those comments! lol
Great update, as always.
awesome post!!! you had me worried for a second with julie. thank you for making her a straight lady. : ) and it was nice that howie made a special guest appearance. he’s always a breath of fresh air.
loved the Friends reference, so funny! Really hope that Howie can get through to Dane and make her realise she should sort things out in LA. Damn Luke for being so nice, it makes it harder to hate him :( lol anyways great update Poopy
WOot woot go Howie!! lol thanks for another amazing post!
Yay great chapter! Can’t wait to see if dana will go backc to LA! Keep up the good work!
Heyyyy poopster!! awesome awesome chapter, i must say. Dana and julie are freakin hilarious and loool “PIVOTTT, PIVOOTTT”…that’s sooo from FRIENDS! lol. Oh and i love that Alexis came to visit, nice touch. This really was a great chappy. oh and let me point out something…”Bette shook her head no as the doorbell rang. “I’ll get it.” Bette said and gave Dana a kiss”….lol, i was like woah!..just wanted to tell you that was there. Well i cannot wait for you to post again, because danish are soulmates..and howie was right..she has to get off her pussy arse and go get alice! even if she is happy with luke! lol, you’ll fix it poopster, brownie out.
Leave it up to Howie to kick his sister in gear! Get your but back to LA missy!! Like everybody else here I hate that I like Luke, he is such a nice guy. Make him do something really stupid so I can start disliking him already. The friends reference LMAO…and thank god for Julie being straight. Just don’t let her get to close to Dana, I think she can make anyone switch teams. Great update but get those two back together, it’s killing me!
way to go howie I just hope that it all works it self out in the end please post soon great update I love it