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Situations
‘Bzzzzzzzzzzz’, “Oh god Bette…”
“T, hold still babe…”
‘Bzzzzzzzzzzzz’, “is it in?”
“Fuck Bette, it slipped, try again…”
‘Bzzzzzzzzzzzz’, “is that better?”
“Mmmm, all the way in babe”
Bette lent back, looking down to see how it fit to perfection, her eyes met Tina’s, sparkling with delight.
“I like this T…, it’s…. god… I never realised you could have so much pleasure from it…”
“You look good with it babe…”
“Ready for the next one?”
“And waiting…”
‘Bzzzzzzzzzzzz’ “Fuck T, why didn’t you buy me one of these before?”
Tina looked to Bette’s face, seeing the delight plastered across her face every time she felt the vibration, how her eyes widened as she watched the process before her.
“How does it feel Bette?”
“Very smooth babe, very smooth…”
They looked to one another smiling, the mutual understanding between them as together they were experiencing something new.
“Are you okay holding it like that T?”
“Oh yeah, this way I can watch you, and I like watching you…”
“Let’s try it slowly this time T, okay…” ‘Bzzzzzzzzzzzz’
“Mmmm… Straight in babe, you are certainly getting used to it now…”
“I love it T, thanks for buying it for me…” Bette lent forward, placing her lips against Tina’s in a delicate kiss.
“Your welcome babe…”
“Do you want a go?”
Tina shook her head, smiling at her gorgeous partner, “I’m happy just to watch you babe and there is nothing sexier… than seeing Bette Porter with a cordless power drill in her hands…”
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after my mind went to the obvious, i relised your stories are not that so i thought they were getting aa tattoo!!! Loved the idea of Bette holding a power drill tho :)
I hope they were using protection. Googles, I mean.
Uh, shit….I meant goggles.
I knew it wasn’t a vibrator, I’m onto Jo’s tricks!! I thought it was maybe one of those electric toothbrush/gum massager type things…:) Excellent work Jo!!
You are so good.
Ok I admit….I totally had my head in the gutter this time!!!!!
Ok mate I admit….I totally had my head in the gutter this time!!!!!!
My mind wasn’t with your. this is a WOW one like Wow where was my mind. thanks
Jo….I thought it was an electric razor but then you wrote go straight in. So I knew it couldn’t be that but I thought it wasn’t a vibrator…never guessed a drill. Clever one, mate.
I actually thought the same thing as Lamentamini. Then I thought “No” Jo is just messing with us, she wouldn’t make it an electric razor, that’s too easy. Obviously, I was way off on this one….your a very tricky lady, Ms. Jo. These are lots of fun. Keep them coming.
Ouch, I fell out of chair laughing with that one. A cordless power drill, now that is priceless. Can’t wait to see what you have next up your sleeve.
This is so freaking funny and love it!
Ok…you got us…veeery clever. LOL
haha I thought razor too, but I don’t think you can insert razors anywhere :/ then comes the next obvious thing….you made me think dirty…power drill…I’m keeping that in mind next time!
What a tease you are…..HaHa! But i love it b/c you totally had me going the whole time. Great job!
I kept thinking of an electric razor and then I thought, “Watch this actually be about a vibrator.” LMAO I’ve missed these, Jo. I may have to make some requests. ;)
lol…we not EVEN gonna discuss where my mind went…lol. Well I am off to work…another long day, I hope I have lots of stories to read this evening. Have a good day all!
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Thats so… no words for it Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Good one!
You are a GENIUS!!!!! Please keep them coming!!!
I have to leave you another comment, hope you don’t mind… I am in awe of what you can do with words… The difference between this, making ppl laugh, making them think about other things then you intent, and a heartbreaking tearjerker like ‘those adoring eyes’… You are something Jobadge! Great!
Jo, i just love, love, love these Situations! never know what’s the catch til the very last. ooh.. i like the suspence and thrill. more please ;)
… You know, Jo, if you knew someone who could draw B&T, these could turn into small comic strip vignettes… The first image that came to my mind when I started to read those was a Calvin & Hobbes strip, but with B & T instead! Thanks a lot
LMAO…At this one….but that could just be my mind!….Ah! A Hot Woman …With a powertool….conjures up all sorts of things…Great one!
You know how one magic power that most people would like to have is to be able to turn anything into gold???… Well, I kinda know this writer… she basically can take any ‘situation’ of everyday’s life and make hilarious as well as tearjerking material out of it!
damn…u r just goddamn genius….i have so much fun in ur story…i can’t thank u enough….u ease the pain away while i’m thinking about S3…..why can’t IC jsut give us some fun in this show as well…..
lmfao!cordless drill?Shoot nevamind lol!
Love it! Hey, skycaptain, I know exactly where your mind was, but I figured that was too easy! These “Situations” make me laugh out loud every time! I love the idea of the comic strip, too–these would be great! Keep ’em coming, Jo, but don’t forget your other series as well! You’ve got such range, and we love it all!
LOL
LOL… I’m really impress with your writing… I admitted, I almost fell off my chair when I read the last few sentences…
LMAO! :)) :)) You are so naughty, Jo ;-) teasing us like that … Pls write more…
LMAO!
Hey Jo, More brillance and playful deception. I love it!!! These little scenes are the perfect pick-me-ups for modern life. You masterfully conjure up an image and a path to be followed then pull the rug from our feet and show us the truth. AWESOME Entertainment. Thank you so for these daily delights. Okay, well I can hope… Your Loyal Fan. PS – I am stunned with the ease of which you swap between light and dark but good writing is just that. GOOD!
you are something else…lmao…thank
i freaking knew it !!! LOL good one Jo
There are all kinds of things you can do with a cordless power drill. *evil chuckle*. You certainly did make me laugh with this one!