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A Season 2 Recap (ClosetDana with special guest: Suzieb_33)
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This is meant to be seen with season 2 episode 1 of The L Word, you can read it without if you’ve already seen it but I’d suggest playing it in the background or something. I would like to write a little disclaimer here, I don’t hate any character on TLW I love all of them, it’s really their little quirks that make them special so please don’t bash me about hating Tina and Bette or Jenny or Ivan or anyone that’s not Danish…Danish will have their moment of persecution with me don’t you worry. I also do not think bisexuality is bad I love Suze and she’s as bi as they get :) Enjoy it starts out slow and it’s long but these chapters will be worth a chuckle.
Much love,
ClosetDana
Ok so a little intro before things get started, let me first say that I have NOT seen season one of TLW and I am far too poor to buy it and my connection speed is far to slow to steal it, so B and I, or I and B (whatever grammar bastards) decided to start with season 2 which is fine because I don’t know how much I’d enjoy a season without Danish. I haven’t seen season three either so I am extremely content in my naïve Danish bubble.
I have however seen the highlights of season 1 and some of the low points of season 3 (I just pretend like S3 doesn’t exist and it keeps me one step further from the edge of that ravine). So what I’m saying is I have seen the 4 am kiss and I have seen the breakup I have seen the intervention…I have not however seen the first boat scene with Dana dancing so if you have it hook me up. Ok enough of that shit on to the show…
The previously’s help me a lot: Jenny’s a cheating freak, Bette’s a cheating dumbass who obviously skipped the word clandestine when memorizing the entire dictionary (seriously look the word up it’s a great word). Dana’s a cheating dumb ass who’s marrying a freak. Shane was with a cheating dumb ass (who’s really interested in the penis…not me maybe you are B.) Ok maybe it’s just me but is everyone cheating or fucking someone who is cheating?
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ROFL!!!!!!!!! I’m gonna give this story a try solely based on your name. LMAO!
Have you all ever heard KC and Elka’s L Word podcasts? Or read scribe grrrl’s recaps? This reminded me of a mix of the two and was one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on this site. I totally agree about Tina (Woolly!) I mean seriously how the hell did no one notice that she wasn’t quite as thin as before? Definitely a screwy timeline. I must say though, I don’t know when that episode was to have taken place, but I was in WeHo in mid-March and froze my ass off. It felt as cold as it did in West Virginia at the time. Oh, and I’ve always known surprise had the r after the u. *ducks* I almost fell out of my chair from laughing over the Slurpee and brie bit. xD Looking forward to the next one!
I think we have three ladies on our hands thanks
LMAO loved it pms pls
This was funny as Hell! Thanks for the laughs! Post soon!
I knew it would be wonderful when it arrived – 3 (well 2 this time) of my favourite Danish writers with an hilarious slant on Season 2. Fantastic, look forward to more, and to Poopy’s intervention.
That as flippin’ funny man! I was laughing when I say you three had posted a story. You nailed the time line screw ups. Looking forward to the next chapter(s) and ofcourse with Danish in the back of my mind at all times! Long live the new AlShaDane…woe hoe!!
In the words of Alice ” holy fuckin’ shit” that was funny CD! I loved it! I can’t wait for the next commentary, I think you just said what most of us were thinking! xx
LMAO…Funny Stuff…too many funny things to list them all…But this was really funny…In reference to making a mistake…a mistake is when you spell suprise wrong…LOL…OMG TOO DAMN FUNNY!
Hey Moe, Sally, And Curly…you girls are a riot…can’t wait to read what you’re doing next!
ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOO*Dead*Damn that was excellent!I just love the Blah Blah Blah’s
Completely hilarious. I loved it. I was laughing so hard. You all probably know by now that I am obsessed with Danish. I really enjoyed the Leisha/Alice and Erin/Dana comments. You guys totally cracked me up. I loved the “rules of unattraction”. That is one of my favorite scenes. Suzieb_33- “I wish Alice would just take her in the dirt already” – And I thought I was the only one thinking that exact same thing. :)I can’t wait to see your take on future Danish scenes. I really had fun reading this, and I’m looking forward to reading more. Great job.
What a great thing to post on my birthday! I was all down in the dumps, and now I’m worried that I’ve terrified everyone in my college’s computer lab by giggling through four pages. This is just hilarious, I love the little comments interjected in there. Completely effing great and can’t wait to read more of ’em.
That nearly kicked my ass reading that… so damn funny. It was a great take on S2… would love to see you pick apart S3, lol. Great commentary…you make a great team. Tuesdays aren’t normally my good days, but you made mine. Thanks!
From beginning to end, you guys had me laughing hysterically. This is definitely something that should not be read while trying to consume any liquids. I cant wait for another update / chapter / installment. Thanks for providing so much humor!!
Everyone…I would like to take a moment here, to make a few clarifications. Contrary to what CD would have you believe, I am NOT the sexually confused, drunken, horndog that Clozzy has made me out to be. I am actually quite a delight and she is just seethingly jealous of me for that. I am the super hot hot hottie, sassy, whitty, hilarious, charming, and supremely lovable addition to this team…and that just pisses her right off. :-D You love me and you know it Clozzy so shut the fuck up. *reaches out and pats CD on the head* Seriously though, this is waaaaaaaay more fun than it should be. LMAO. Serisouly, I have been laughing so hard…my rommmates walk into my room, and if I am not on the phone laughing hysterically, then I am typeing away furiously with the stupidest grin on my face in the history of mankind. They are starting to worry I think! Let’s just change it up and kill everyone!?! That would be funny…and NO! I am not drunk you bitch! *takes deep breath* I guess we have decided to wait on my post till tomorrow, which is fine by me, gives me time to work on ep 3. Anyways, I hate you. This is the Alice third of suzieshitinthecloset, signing out…back to work. It never ends. Did I already say I hated you? Ok cool. Talk to you in a few.
Oh Shit! Forgot two things… 1. The Tibetters haven’t reigned down fire and brimstone on us yet! YAAAY! and 2. (_*_) Just for good measure. ROFLMAO!
Oh damn it! Ok everyone. I posted the above two comments and forgot to sign in as myself. so Please don’t be confused. I had a blond moment which CD will most likely give me endless shit for. Oh well. Love you all! Thanks for reading!
Ah yes here comes the shit now, what the hell is wrong with you Suze as if we aren’t confused enough (you want penis? you want pussy? we don’t know)…now you want to speak for the trio? You dare speak for me? The great and powerful ClozzyD? I will rain fiery punctuation mistakes down from the sky to smite you. And dude seriously you could have saved both of us the trouble of this comment had you simply copied and pasted your comment as suzieb_33 then erased it in the author’s administration. Yeah good job ass wipe. The smart, beautiful, slightly butch 1/3 of suzieshitinthecloset OUT BITCHES!
Ok … that was absolutely hilarious!!! I cannot wait to see what the 3 of you come up with next.CD- That would make a horrible harness for a strap-on dildoe I mean the rug burns alone could be fatal. …. best line by far!
Hmm….how do I feel about being a part of this crazy little trio? Absolutely estatic! This shit was so damn funny CD! And the little pieces of the conversation with Suze always had me rolling on the floor! I am proud to be working with the two of you! Although I am scared to see what little tidbits you add from the things I say. God knows you both make fun of me enough already! Seriously though, I’m excited to have my name tagged onto this story. It’s gonna be a wild ride. The Shane third of suziehitinthecloset- the New AlShaDane. Oh, by the way Suze, it makes even more sense that you are the “Alice” third since you are the bisexual one. Wow, that works out great! I have my mojo (not sure where it comes from), and CD is so far in the closet….yeah. Anywho…it all comes together. :-P I love you two!! :-D
Hope your recorded this for posterity because they’ll be needing commentaries for the re-release of the DVD collections somewhere down the line! This ranks up there with the infamous ErLeKa (AlShaDane) commentary on episode 10! BTW I want some of whatever you had while doing this. LMFAO.
Not a Danish fan (as I know all you authors are), no wait, check that. I like them a lot, but am not obsessed like I am with B&T. However, your name cracked me up so I gave the chapter a little looksie. Holy freaking hell this was hilarious. You actually made me laugh out loud. IC really does set herself up doesn’t she? I hope you continue. Thanks for posting :).
you guys are hilarious, thx!!!!
This was soooooooooo amazing, guys. Thanks for this!!! From all that laughing I got a sixpack lol. So please post soon:-)
God, this was hilarious! You guys have GOT to do more
Laughing my ass off… Oh dear! Excellent post. I think I got my workout for the day from just reading this. Can’t wait for the next one or anything else you guys want to post since I love basically EVERYTHING you all write. :)
:Rolls on the floor and bows down to suzieshitinthecloset: lmao you guys really rocked my glasses off lol the funniest shit ive come across all day so thank u for makin it my day! i guess i shouldnt recap all the funny parts because it was all funny and very TRUE! if only you guys were on the dvd’s comm’s i just might buy them! cant wait for the next one! so dont keep me waiting to long, long live suzieshitinthecloset! :P oh and ps:… i did know about the whole surprise thing :runs away really fast after leaving the comment: