Previously

Jay: “Mom where you going with my keys” (following her)

Bette: “It’s not your birthday yet son” (smiling)

Jay: “Mom you can’t do that common that’s evil”

(Chloe is laughing hysterically)

Tina: “Don’t know why your laughing your other presents are getting put away till your birthday as well” (sticking her tongue out at Chloe)

Chloe: “Ok that’s so not funny Mum be nice”

Jay: “Yeah Mom take Chloe’s advice don’t do this to us”

Bette: “We already have”

(Bette and Tina head to their bedroom laughing with Jay’s keys and Chloe’s clothes)

Chapter 15

The next day

(Jay runs into Bette and Tina’s bedroom, Bette is lying with her arm around Tina both close together)

Jay: “Family hi lets get up rise and shine, chop chop 18 today” (Looking about the room)

Tina: “Jay its 7:30 in the flipping morning”

Bette: “And to that point its Saturday so close the door on the way out”(Pulling Tina closer)

Jay: “Ok let me say this again Im 18 so get up it’s my birthday” (Still looking about the room)

Bette: “Yes we are aware of your birthday” (sitting up) “What you looking for?” (Rubbing her eyes and yawning)

Jay: “My car keys” (Getting irritated) “Where the hell are they”

Bette: “Language and you will get them when we get up ok now go get dressed and watch TV for a bit” (Lying back down)

Jay: “You can’t be serious Mom common”

Bette: “I am very serious and do not come back and wake us till at least 10”

Jay: “That sucks” (huffing and walking out the door)

Tina: “I don’t think he is amused babe”

Bette: “yes well neither am I at getting woke up at 7:30 on a Saturday”

(A few hours later it is 3 minutes to 10 Jay is watching the clock tick by)

Jay: “BINGO!!!” (Running up the stairs and straight into Tina and Bette’s room)

Jay: “Ok keys its 10” (Smiling)

Tina: “Give him the keys baby or he is going to have an anxiety attack”

Jay: “Yeah mom u heard her common my car is calling on me it misses my touch”

Bette: (Throwing Jay the keys) “be careful please and I want you back here by 12 got it”