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A Season 2 Ep 2 Recap (suzieb_33 with special guest: ClosetDana)
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Suzieb_33 here, with big ClozzyD whispering in my ear…ok not really…well actually yeah but not in the way you are thinking. LMAO. We are here to bring you another installment of our take on Season 2. This is my spin on epsiode 2 with CD’s words of wisdom sprinkled throughout. We just decided the easiest way to do this would be to alternate ep’s…because…well frankly…we are both just too damn lazy to type them all out alone. We are also leaving the door open for a certain 1/3 that has been MIA lately (it’s ok poop…we still love you :) to make cameo’s and guest ep additions, should her heart so desire it! LOL. So if you guys are interested, we’ll keep it up. If not, well, we’ll probably keep it up anyways, because we think we’re hilarious and apparently have too much free time :-D Oh! One more thing…let me apologize now for any offense you might feel towards some of our comments. We tried to bash each character equally, but we do have a favorite or two. So if we are mean to a certain crazy person (Jenny), beached whale (Tina), or bitchy, cheating, art gallery over see-er (Bette), don’t take it too personally, cool??? Ok. Off we go…
We start off with the token "previously on" bull shit: Alice and Dana’s bathroom make out session (ok no complaints here and one more glaring piece of evidence that Leisha Hailey is an actual Lezzy…and can kiss the fuck out of people…moving on) starts the flashbacks. Then we are forced to watch Bette "Shtupe" the carpenter and "Iron Jaw" Tina’s temper flair again. Have we already mentioned that these people cannot function with out cheating in some way, shape, or form? Ok Good. Just checking. Anyways, Marina is gone, Kit needs her sugar daddy, we meet Carmen, and she is sporting some kind of high fashion mullet? Anywho, Tim is a dickhead, and now on with the show.
So we get a shot of a wedding, but who’s the bride/groom? It’s Robyn in 2003, Mendocina, CA. Apparently, everyone in the whole fucking state of California is with a cheater or is doing the cheating. Not sure what the purpose of this little scene was though. I guess IC wanted everyone to feel bad for Robyn. Well, I do. Well done IC. Well done.
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here we go again u lil brilliant fuckers pardon my french.. cuz i dont speak it! i’ll say it again incase u mis read it b4 this shit is to funny and is a great read! but really… u need to get a life! jk dont cuz then i’ll have nothing to read! AND sure thing i WILL boycott the dvds untill Suzieshitinthecloset makes it on it! big kudos on not making me wait long :coughs: no life: coughs: one thing one major thing that had me rolling was suzies whole punch in the arm love u too man lol that’s fuckin halrious haha poor guy NOT good job he prolly went home crying tho lol somewhere out there, theres this guy just shattered bcuz of what u did to him.. lol hooray for the poopster her ass better quick being lazy and get to work on this :) Keep it coming cuz u got one devoted suzieshitinthecloset :stalker: i mean fan! x0x oh and a big ps was it me.. or was there a lot of repeats in here? which is fine.. nice way to remind people of what u wrote but.. lol haha
Quick note to all…I suck at life…and posted this thing…and somehow, a bunch of shit got repeated…so I went back through and hopefully got it all…but if not, just ignore it and laugh at my lack of Copying and Pasting skills :-D And really sorry to those who read it through before I fixed stuff…I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
Again, you guys are pure genius! It’s just too fuckin’ funny! I sit here laughing my ass off. You’re right it is totally groos that Tina was getting off on Alice’s couch, I mean hello wooly, have some freakin respect for the cutest person in the whole world ever!Can you tell I’m an Alice/Leisha fan too :P Anyway Suzie, keep posting, and ooh beofre I forget I was gonna ask really really nicely if you wouldn’t mind giving me some tips on writing my first fan fic *looks at Suzie with bug puppydog eyes* :) Peace out xx
HILARIOUS! You two had me laughing so hard that I was crying ! I have watched S2 one too many times, because I remembered every one of these scenes without having to go back and watch again. ( that right there scared the shit out of me….I need to get out more) Okay, back to praising you two for your brilliantly, funny take on this episode.** ” And here we are at the Magic Fucking Carpet Ride…oh oops! That’s just Woolly” CD – Tina is wearing a blanket! How do they not know!?!?!” ( ** ROFLMAO**) You are so right! How do they not know? It’s so fucking obvious. What kind of friends does “Wooly” have? They all need eye exams…I know Shane and ALice have the most adorable eyeglasses…but they need to update their prescriptions..because they fucking blind! And for the record, Doesn’t SHane remind you of “Fonzie” from the “Happy Days”? WIth the “WHOA” and the quick one word responses ? Actually Fonzie with Anorexia….that’s it! I’ll call her SHONZIE! What do you think ?
Haven’t had a chance to read all of this. Just a quick note before I go to sleep: It was actually Jane Lynch who played creepy lawyer woman. Kelly Lynch played Ivan. I only got to page 3 before I realized I wouldn’t be able to finish this before my normal bedtime but so far it’s looking pretty good still. The name Woolly still cracks me up. xD At some point I’ll finish this and hopefully leave another comment before you give us a review of 203.
Once again Brilliant…Keep them coming!Bravo!
wow – you guys are sooooooo funny!!! it’s hard to breathe while rolling on the floor laughing :) keep on posting – because as an addict i need my next suzieshitinthecloset-trip soon!!!
Wow, I didn’t read this recap until six days after it was posted. Shame on me. I shouldn’t have waited, cuz it was hilarious once again. “Leisha/Erin sandwich anyone???” Haha. I love that part. I think that the motorcycle scene is my avatar in the forum…I think. I love that part. The scene where Dana and Tonya are all lovey-dovey in the coffee shop was one on those “stick my finger down my throat, gag me scenes”. Definately gag worthy. Did you happen to see the interview with Leisha, Kate, and Sandra Bernhard? Sandra was completely making fun of IC, and said that some of the crap she made the actresses say was crazy, and that she wouldn’t say some of the stuff that they had to. Sandra’s hysterical. I think that every person, Danish shipper or not, cringed every single time Tonya said pookey. I loved the Danish having coffee scene. Mainly due to the fact they continue to inch closer and closer the entire time, showing how much they are drawn to each other. Who could deny that? “Why, hello there!” they cry out. ‘Oh shit…they’re talking to me again! Damn the milkies…” Haha. Hilarious! Oh my gosh. I loved the food scene too. Just another example of how Dana and Alice are drawn to each other. I also love the bathroom scene, but what Danish fan doesn’t? I think I’m getting a little carried away with all the Danish scenes. I can’t seem to help it. Love the “Are you three? Can’t you hold it?” too CD. Tonya had to come in and ruin the rest of the scene of course. Just being her usual annoying self. If Tonya wouldn’t have walked in, who would’ve known what could have happened…well I have an idea, but…yeah. You did a great job with the recap. I really enjoyed reading it. I can’t wait to read the next episode. Sorry it took so long to comment. I haven’t had a whole lot of time, and I knew I needed a good chunk of time to read this and comment. Loved it. I’m really looking forward to your next post.
For the record, we have seasons in California, but I know what real winters are like and, while I do freeze my ass off when hits, say 65, the parka was deifnitely overkill. Please tell me you have lives outside of this, otherwise you’re starting to scare me a little now. But that doesn’t mean I want you to stop. And, OMG, lay off the coffee, it’ll kill what brain cells you have left! Seriously, really funny stuff. Do it again, please!
oh and i forgot! first, :sticks tounge out at Adelefiz: na nah na nah na :runs away quickly: and 2nd for the record i didnt know tina was pregnant.. until she had the baby! rofl IC so smart i love her!
Wow, I don’t even know where to start after reading this one. I guess I can just say YEAH! Loved it! And I actually had to run off and watch the bathroom scene a couple times after I finished reading just for good measure. Erin and Leisha… Yum… What else can you say about them? Excellent job.
hey you guys! I wanna say I love the comedic side of season2! it is a crack up to read this. There are a few eps this season that I cant wait to read your take on! btw.. i am a massive danish lover lol..its all in good fun and we patient L worders waiting for the next season sure enjoy this..will speaking for myself anywho! keep it up
CD – Well, I didn’t know that you’re soooo anal-possessive lol. Everything about the booty, right?:-)How does a 2 and a half pack looks like? Send me a pic lolsuzie – I’m glad you like my nickname. Everything else was taken so I had to be a little creative about this one and “Destiny’s Child” kind of helped me with this although I can’t stand them like Betty lol. I just say ‘Bootylicious’ which leads back again to CD lol.to both of you – Girls, you’re fucking adorable and i praise you LOL. Right, I’m just teasing, hehe.But truly, you made a fucking great job with this episode. And Woolly really hits all what Tina, T, Tee or however her name is, reflects. Now we don’t need a time machine or go to a museum to see what a real mammut looks like LOL.Please, update soon:-)
You should really do podcasts..you’re hilarious!! Love reading this and even if I’m not watching at the same time I can see the whole thing playing out. You’ve got love any story that makes you laugh out loud time and time again. Hope you do al episodes, because there are some I am already curious to read it through your eyes. Keep it up girls keep making us laugh!!
Dude seriously, sorry you had the displeasure of recapping this episode, I was bored to tears watching it and I can’t imagine having to watch it again (we have to watch each ep twice) you did a great job turning this snore-fest into something extremely hilarious…Yes you’re an ass wipe for so many reasons most of them being billboard obvious in this recap. If you too tired of recapping I can do half (only half bitch that’s all I’m offering) of the next to make sure it gets out in a timely manner but now that I think about it I should leave you hanging, I mean you do get to recap one of the best eps of the season(E5). Anyway great job I’ll be looking forward to the next…oh and don’t forget we need to finish watching E4 I’m part of the way through it and I’d like to finish before you finish E3 so I can call you out on the lazy ass PQ ass dumb ass slacker ass fucking ass antics you’re so famous for. I hate you and I don’t have much energy for anything besides insults at this point…and really they aren’t even funny they’re just hateful blasts of acid from deep inside my soul, so I’ll save them for our weekend out. That way I can hurl them at you back to back without breathing, make you cry then blame it on the booze…like you. The extremely deadly venomous, even more attractive than deadly, even more intelligent than attractive, even more witty than intelligent, and even more physically superior than witty and well you get it 1/3 of suzieshitinthecloset. OUT BITCHES!
OMG you are some crazy bitches , funny bitches at that!!!! Cant wait for the 3rd eppy!!! Post as soon as you all can!!!!
Some things I picked up on from the episode that you all did: Laurel’s unborn baby got a lap dance. WTF!!!!!!!!! I love Laurel to death but man that is a little wrong. Still funny as hell though. The Chinese take-out pile. Who the hell eats that much in one sitting? Unless Bette got enough for not only herself and Kit for 1 dinner, but also for herself for the next however long she lives without Tina in the house. Can Chinese even keep for that long? O.o BOOBIES!!!!!!! It took me till S3 to notice Leisha’s boobs and man are they mmmmmm! Tonya and her white pants = AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It’s no secret I’m a TiBetter, but Danish always made me laugh and I wanted them together forever. Hell, ya gotta have laughs in love or you’re just boring. Speaking of laughs, I really can’t wait for the reviews of “Labyrinth” and “Land Ahoy.” I also love the witty banter in between recaps. hehe
Ladies….good job! :-) Can’t wait to see next episodes! (Actually, I’m kind of SCARED to see next episodes!)
Firstly let me say that I thought this recap was completely hilarious & you had my laughing my damn ass off so much I probably woke my neighbors. I can’t even imagine what you’ll come up with next. Suzie – You freakin’ kill me every single time you call me your Media Blvd Hero … I think it’s funny as hell & so far I’m not frightened by it … which may indicate that I’m just as insane as you are … are you scared by that?!?
Oh yeah … CD … so happy to hear that you found a cream to help with that horrible itching sensation. I would imagine that’s a terrible place to have a burning sensation!