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Situations
“Oh my god…”
“T…”
“Fuck Bette, I… need you… to use it now…”
The darkness covered them like a blanket, the midnight sky giving no lighting in the dark bedroom.
Bette continued to ravage the elongated neck as Tina’s head arched back.
“Bette… please babe…”
“Mmmm… okay…”
Bette hand continued to stroke the erect nipple, her other hand reaching toward Tina’s bedside table, her fingers fumbling for the tube of sexual arousal cream that Tina had surprisingly bought.
“God… babe…”
“I just need to get the top off…”
Bette brought her fingers to screw top, managing to undo it despite the darkness.
Bette squeezed an amount onto her fingertips, bringing her hand to Tina’s throbbing centre.
“Ah…”
Bette’s fingers eased in, the combination of Tina’s wetness and the new arousal lubricant sliding through.
“Oooo…”
“Mmmm… T…”
“Ow…”
“Mmmm”
“Ouch…”
“Is it good T?” Bette murmured into Tina’s neck between kisses.
“Uh…”
“T…”
“Bette…”
“Mmmm…”
“Bette… it’s hurting…”
Bette raised her head, looking at Tina in the darkness, her eyes adjusting to the light, trying to make out the expression on Tina’s face.
She felt Tina moving below her, reaching for the beside light.
Light descended on the sweating lovers.
Tina looked at Bette’s hand, the pink cream spread across her fingers. She glanced at the bedside table and looked back to Bette.
“Babe…”
“Yes T?”
“I think you used the wrong stuff!”
“Oh…”
“That’s strawberry facial scrub…”
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LAWLESS!
Hahhahahahahaha Yesterday you made me cry and today you made me erm… snort… LOL I feel like Miss congeniality hahahahaha LOL Thank you sooooooo much for this gift!
Why the hell do they have strawberry facial scrub in the nightstand? And Bette must have really been into it…I would think she would have felt the difference when she squeezed in onto her fingertips – I mean they are quite different textures – she must have been “in the moment” LOL!!! Poor Tina! I love your humor Jobadge and I can’t wait for more!
Ooops! I can’t say I know this first hand, but I doubt Prep H would actually hurt, but as it relieves swelling (sometimes, someplaces a very good thing), it would most likely be the ultimate buzz-kill. I’ve heard of clean as you go, this would be more like clean as you come. Well, if only Tina had been so lucky. Are we sure this was a mistake on Bette’s part or a passive-agressive rebellion? The request might have hurt her alpha pride.
I had to laugh silently–my boss is here, and he already thinks I’m crazy! I thought it might like chest rub cream for a cold, but yeah–who would have facial scrub next to the bed? Hilarious, as always, Jo!
now tht was hilarious…….my mind was definatly ther with others but dint think of facial scrub ……the joys of motion lotion huh……this was an absolute mornin delight…….people at my word definatly think i am losing sanity :)
Poor Bette and also Tina. Let a little light shine down on them Preparation H Wow thanks
That was so funny and yeah poor Bette and Tina. OK let see whats next, thanks!
OMFG, that was rolling out funny. You really do make the little things in life funny and bearable. I can’t wait to read what else you have running through that brain of yours.
oh my god that’s funny
you are amazing! this was a funny funny chapter!poor Tina but well she will have new cells!
Better that than preparation H
Ditto to Jwet.
Jo, That was hilarious. I nearly fell off my chair with that humor. Not sure about the taste even if it was strawberry!!! Think that there coule be some fun to be had washing it off mind… Cheers for this ray of light in an otherwise depressing day. Your Loyal Fan.
LMAO 3rd on the Preparation H.
It brought to mind the time I touched a rather intimate part of my boyfriends body with a cream called ” deep heat ” Killed the passion – i might have to remind him next time i see him — might bring tears to his eyes
OUCH!!!!…. and sooooo good in the same time! … your story I mean!!! ;)
what is facial scrub doing on a bedside table? also agree with Jwet LOL
Heh, a little unexpected exfoliation.
That was hilarious :o))
LOL!! Hilarious :)) The things u come up with Jo…. !
It’s like a gel-tickler!!!! Plus, it gets her ** squeaky-clean! Love that strawberry scent! And it’s probably edible!…Why wasn’t this though of before? Bette Porter- endlessly inventive. This chapter is a testiment to the usefullness of nightlights. Thanks for the morning chuckle, Jo!
the first thing that came to mind “oh shit she put something like icy-hot, instead of the cream.” but prep-h oww, now that’s painful. excellent as always sweetie thanx. PEACE.
… I think my vagina just screamed a little bit.
Ha! I love these ‘Situations’ they get themselves into. What is Preparation H?
Better than Ben Gay
LMAO…..Excellent!….But have to say Ouch!….Tasty! but ouch!…id imagine!..lol