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    Milestones, ch.1

    ‘What a day. What a night. What a pain in my hand! Damn, that woman of mine has a mean grip! Heh, I guess it goes along with her stubborn streak. God, I love her so much. And now we have a beautiful little girl who will no doubt be just like her mom. Well, hopefully she’ll get my good looks to give her a sense of balance.’

    Jake Kennard sat in the chapel of the hospital massaging his hand and thinking to himself with his trademark boyish grin on his handsome face. After a little over a year of trying, nine months of both excitement and worry for two future parents, an added three weeks because a certain baby couldn’t be bothered to arrive in a timely fashion, and several hours of labor finally came to an end after an emergency c-section was performed due to Jake’s wife, Sharon, not dilating enough.

    Jake was a real trooper and stayed with Sharon the whole time, even when he thought for sure she would break his hand while trying to give birth to their first child. A young Jake once laughed his ass off when his father told the story of how his mother had done the same thing to him and he had actually passed out from the pain. However, when Jake was standing in the father-to-be’s place, he sure as Hell wasn’t laughing. His nerves went into overdrive and a couple of times he thought he’d have to run to the restroom to set free the ribeye steak and baked potato he had eaten for lunch. Luckily the c-secton didn’t take too long to do and his pride and joy had finally been released from her mother’s womb. It was then that he quickly kissed Sharon on the forehead and ran out of the room yelling, "I love you!" over his shoulder as he headed to the john for some projectile praying.

    With his stomach and nerves finally settled, Jake relaxed in the pew at the front of the chapel silently laughing to himself. He then stood up and went to light three candles: one for his wife, one for his daughter, and one for his father. He then looked up toward the ceiling and finally let loose a steady stream of tears of happiness and relief.

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    Comments

    1. OMG this is even shorter than I thought. I am SOOOOOOOOOO sorry, everyone! I just wanted to hurry up and get the chapter out without having to add a bunch of useless filler. I hope you don’t hate me too much. *puppy dog eyes*

    2. make them longer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha yeah, I love those too. No worries, quality trumps length and besides, the site has it’s own mysterious way of turning a predicted 6-pager into 2 pages or put in a massive ad somewhere you really don’t want it… it’s part of the magic. :P Hope you feel ready to commit to a looooong series, ‘cos I know I will enjoy every letter of it! :)

    3. I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! lol Lament, this is a great start, and maybe it is a prequel to “Rock Me Gently”–whatever it is please post soon! Slow burn, burst int flames–whatever. Who would give their child the middle name of “Grape”? Sounds so 60s! Of course, the only other place that would fit is in one of your stories!

    4. my comment got cut off…I hope this is chapter is a prequel to your ‘rock’ story which I wish you would continue cuz it’s so damned cute!!!! I hope that’s what you intend, is it? please say yes!!!!!!!pretty please & PPS

    5. Who needs filler when you have something sweet, touching, and filled with Lament humor? Not me. I’ll be happy to take your chapters short and sweet – long and windy whenever you find the time.

    6. Yay! So glad that you came back to writing, Lament! It’s okay that it’s short, it was a very sweet chapter! It’s kinda nice to actually explore more of Bette and Tina’s families. And in a few paragraphs, you had us fall for Jake Kennard, he seems like a great guy, and there is a lot of love there already! Well done, Lament, and indeed, I love the humor! Can’t wait to see where you’re going with this! But wherever it is, go ahead, i’ll read! Thanks.

    7. it´s a very good thing that you post this chapter, maybe was short but was good and interesting, i am really happy cause you decide to post, cause you have a lot of talent to do this. we won´t be mad if you continue post! Well done girl!

    8. Lament, this was a very nice chapter, indeed. I liked it a lot. I’m kinda disappointed they didn’t name the baby Ezgirl, though. LOL ! You really cracked me up with that one ! Anyway, I thought it was a great start so… When can we expect your next installment ?

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