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A Season 2 Ep 3 Recap (suzieb_33 with special guest: ClosetDana and Poopy-Sh*t)
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Welcome back ladies and ladies to the season 2, episode 3 recap by suzieshitinthecloset ( I really don’t shit in the closet btw) starring…yours truly, the mighty ClosetDana, and a big surprise for everyone…Poopy-shit…in the flesh…well not really…but definitely in spirit…and believe me when I say that her words are nothing short of poetic genius…hehe :-D So if you thought the last couple of chapters were crazy and entertaining, then you’ll love this. Three crazy bitches, picking apart a show that we all love and obsess about waaaaaaay more then necessary, on an episode that was…well…frankly…really fucking boring. Hopefully you will find this more entertaining then the episode. Well…anyways…on with the show!
Showtime (and suzieshitinthecloset) Presents:
Hoo hoo ha ha ha…well…it could be worse…we could be hearing “Monkey’s Monkey’s Monkey’s.” Monkey’s and other wildlife are in fact…screaming ferociously over the hotness that is Leisha Hailey Apparently, we are in the present…and in our wildest dreams…which isn’t entirely false. Except in my dreams, there are less monkeys, less Tonya, and more Erin and Leisha feeding me grapes and…moving on (shut up CD). We are listening to some creepy tribal thing…and watching as Alice types away furiously at a dirty limerick. Then Tonya appears with a hand on Al’s shoulder …and she looks…like she just left glamour shots??? Alice has that… “Oh shit. Oh shit…my little cheating heart is about to get busted by the Ton Ton” look on her face as she whispers her name…this is actually a really funny scene. Scary Robot goes on to tell Alice what a bad, bad girl she is. It’s great because she’s half heartedly defending herself, but can’t seem to tear her eyes away from Tonya’s heaving, boom booms…hmmm…to be quite honest…they are rather fun to look at…where were we…oh right…
Tonya – Alice, you’ve been a bad…bad girl……..Don’t lie. Tonya…knows…alllll. And she’s maaaaad. Do you know how to say your sorry?
So I guess in the L word, if you are sorry for…well cheating because that’s all they do on the show, then you have to undo the top of the woman you are apologizing to.
Tonya: If you’re gonna play, you don’t play without the Ton Ton…
I love this for many reasons…number one being Leisha Hailey’s look of utter terror and disgust., but also that she undid the top…without being told. Hmmm…let’s see here…Tonalice? Aliton? Aliya?…Ahhhhhhhhh! My eyes! I can’t believe I just went there and I can’t believe that Tonya is kissing Alice…who is now kissing her back!!! What is the world coming to? This is madness! I need a stiff drink and fast! *poors stiff drink*
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Who knew that such a fucking boring episode could be so funny. It’s actualy fun to watch which I will do after I’m done commenting on this one. Thank god for some hot Danish interaction. It’s been said but you found the funny in this one! Looking forward to the recap of ep 4.
LOL This was hilarious! Great job, ladies. Keep it goin’
Great recap. I really enjoyed it, once again. I have to agree about the boring episode, but it does have one of my favorite scenes in it. The Danish scene at Alice’s door. 4 is my favorite number :). I love the tension. The thigh part is great. “They’re tight.” I have to agree that Erin is not built like a tennis player in the least bit, but I definately don’t think that’s a fault at all :) Her height alone throws it off. What is she, like 5 foot 3? Maria Sharapova has an entire foot on her. I was just listening to my Murmurs CD on my way home from class. I love the Murmurs I’ve had “Big Talker” in my head since I got home. Now you switched songs for me, “and for that you suck.” :) I’m just kidding Great job though. It was nice to have poopy in on the mix. It was very entertaining. I’m looking forward to the next recap. Can’t wait.
Oh wow, I’m the first.You are right, this was one boring episode but I loved your recap anyway.
So freaking funny…OMG…thank you for the laughs…I am still laughing!
Okay, I think it’s safe to say that aside from the freaking cute Danish sexual tension, the only thing not boring about this episode was its recap. Damn you all for making me laugh my ass off in the computer lab at school, again…one of the lab monitor bitches (who looks rather Bernhard-like) keeps glaring at me. But it’s totally worth it.
{wiping tears of laughter from my eyes} You found the funny in what was essentially nothing. I bow to you for that! Although that recurring TonTon nightmare is sure to rear its ugly head tonight…after I spent so much time and money having that scene wiped from my memory. Can’t wait for the next recap…so abandon your lives and do it again. Soon.
Gr8 job!!!! i love this part “Anyways, we are at the defining moment of our existence according to The Bernhard. Awww…Crazy smiled for the camera. Poor Mia. She gets her scripts and must be like…damn” Now that made me laff my ass off!!! And “can i kiss you” towards Alice everytime,tooo funnnnny!!! Thanks for the recap it was funny! PPS
That was freakin’ hilarious … although I am a bit perturbed that you compared EZ Girl to a Fraggle. I happen to still enjoy Fraggle Rock & don’t need my happy childhood memories to be tainted. I also really loved the part about the shit sandwiches & the mexican food … that seriously had me laughing. The 3 of you really need to do episode 5 together. I can’t even imagine the commentary all of you will come up with for the Finally scene!
hey girls!!! great job – as always! you got the chemistry. well, erin does ok as athlete, but her tennis skills aren’t too good… it’s kinda a pain to watch her tennis scenes – but those are very rare anyway… she does look soooooo hot in her yellow tennis skirt (later to come) though. As said before, i cannot wait to read your recap on episode 5!!! actually episode 4 IS the most boring episode in season 2 -> hope suzieshitinthecloset will make it fun!!!