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    LIKE I LIVED IN A DREAM

    Story written on October 5, 2006 by Lamentamini.
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    FRIDAY FANTASY CHALLENGE #9 – Welcome to Oz! – “OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED HENRY!”

    *THUD!!!!!!!!!*

     

    "Owwww!"

     

    Tina rolled around on the floor for a few seconds before opening her eyes. Everything looked gray and the house looked like it had seen better days. It actually looked like someone had gone cavewoman and raised some major hell.

     

    Tina finally picked herself up off the floor and started to slowly walk around the house.

     

    "Bette? Babe, where are you? Angie?? Hello????? BUELLER???????"

     

    Tina plopped down onto the couch that had survived whatever had just happened and began to groan.

     

    "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck my head hurts. Where the hell is everyone?"

     

    She moved to open the front door and a large burst of color temporarily blinded her.

     

    "AHHHHHHHHHH my eyes! Oh fuck I hurt so bad."

     

    Tina looked over to her right and saw a pair of feet sticking out from under the house. ‘Those nasty feet look familiar…’ she thought to herself.

     

    "Excuse me, are you family?" a voice called from behind Tina.

     

    Tina whipped around at the sound of the voice. "Huh?"

     

    "I said, are you family?"

     

    Tina stood there staring at not one, but two women who looked very familiar to her, but her head was still fuzzy so she couldn’t really make out faces.

     

    "I have a wife if that tells you anything…" Tina began then paused. "Carmen? Alice? Is that you?"

     

    The two strangers looked at each other then back to Tina.

     

    "Huh wha? Who are they?" the other woman finally spoke.

     

    "Just a couple of friends who look like you…but the voices are switched," Tina said while still rubbing her head and eyes.

     

    "Oh erm, well I’m Carlice," replied the Latina, "and the white chick is Alarmen."

     

    "White chick?! What kind of label is that?" Alarmen asked incredulously.

     

    "Hey, at least I didn’t refer to you as the dirty bisexual," Carlice retorted.

     

    "Hey hey whoaaaaaaaa slow down," Tina said. "Where in the world am I?"

     

    "Oh, you’re in Oz," Alarmen replied.

     

    "Do you come from a land down under?"

     

    "Where women glow and men plunder? Nah, wrong Oz," answered Carlice.

     

    "Okayyyyyyyyy," Tina said.

     

    "OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED HENRY!" exclaimed Alarmen.

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    1. Brilliant! Classic Lament! I knew from the Men In Hats reference that you were on a roll. What a great job of doling out the parts. I actually slapped my leg with glee at your humor. Incredibly funny and spot on. The Tinwoman even ends her question with a “yes”. Fab. There are just too many great moments to pick out more. Thanks Lament. :)

    2. I first read this hours ago, and on rereading it I’m laughing all over again. This is so great, love the part about “some things not having an explanation.” Just too funny.

    4. Why did I all of a sudden hear a smooth melodious voice when Saxy appeared? Um…a walking manatee? “She looked every bit the part of the Phantom of the Opera…” (ROFLOL. It is so nice of you to make Season 3 into a fairy tale. Don’t we wish this was true…oh and thanks for bumping Tina’s head! Very cool, Lament!

    5. Thanks for all of your comments! Um, one thing though. I honestly wasn’t calling S3 a dream (even though it should be a damn nightmare). I can see now why it may have seemed that way since Dana is alive in this story. I actually considered her not being alive at the end but that would’ve been a bit sad and I didn’t want to go there. Nah, I figured if Dana was going to appear as the cowardly lion then I should have her at the end. Damn I put more thought into this than originally planned. LOL Again, thanks for reading and enjoying. I also see I brought a few people out of the woodwork with this borderline stupid story vs. “Milestones” which I will admit is sickeningly sweet. ;)

    6. RFLMFAO……THIS WAS AMAZING….I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED….VERY GOOD IMAGINATION THERE LAMENT…….WOWOWWWWWW……IM AT A LOSS FOR FURTHER WORDS, THIS WAS AWESOME…..

    7. Wow, Lament you crack me up. Yeah Tina can go home again and back to her family. So how short was Tina’s dress and did it show a lot of her knees? I loved the purple-headed yogurt slinger comment. I laught pretty hard on that one.

    11. “Some things just don’t have an explanation. Take season three of ‘The L Word’ as an example.” That part made me laugh the hardest… Wow, Lament. The things your head comes up with. I love it! This was crazy, bizarre, but oh so fabulous. Cute ending, too. I say we push for pretending s3 was all a dream. Anyone? Bueller? Anyway, loved it. Wonderful way to wake up!

    14. LMAO..apparently while you passed out from last post..your head must hits a haystack..lol. Your pain our gain :) I love a good weird dream *wink* and yours rule!

    17. What an absolute treat to wake up to!!! (Purple-headed yogart slinger…now that is just plain gross!!!!!!!) Thanks for taking the time, this was truly entertaining!

    18. OMFG!!! You are so funny> I think I am in luv! You constantly make me laugh. Where do you cum up with half the shit you say? I am smiling from ear to ear… Oh what you do to me Lament!!!

    21. Lament I think you’re fucking insane, but that’s just the way I like people the most. The scarecrow whispered into Tina’s ear, “I didn’t get to finish what I had started when a certain blond interrupted me.” Tina whispered back to her, “Fat hairy men lounging in their underwear.” The scarecrow shuddered then gave Tina a thankful smile. JUST FANTASTIC. For me you’re a real winner. Congratulations.

    22. Lament–this was FANTASTIC! Only you would put yourself in your own fic–could see that coming with the sax music! So many hysterical moments. I thought I was gonna have to ask about lighting the hair, but that one had me laughing so hard my eyes started (and are still) tearing up! You truly have a warped sense of humor, but it’s obvious that we all love it! This was great! I really enjoy your writing, kid–you have such an “interesting” view of the world, and I’m glad you’re writing regularly again! Now, back to “Milestones”!

    23. HEy Lament, Loved it and laughed loads as I followed your wicked words. Bette as the Scarecrow was inspired. Particularly the Flashdance sequence. Brilliany and most enjoyable. Thak you for this Friday delight.Your Loyal Fan

    24. Late to the party as always but wanted to let you know, i loved this story and loving your other story as well.. Thank you for them and keep it up hun *wink*

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