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Tina turned over to find the empty space beside her, the early morning light shining through the bedroom window, shining on the crumpled sheets, the tell tale sign of a restless night.
Bette sat at the table in her pj’s, papers scattered all around her, crumpled paper, scribbled on paper, plain paper, a pencil behind her ear, a pencil in her hand.
“Hey babe…, what are you up to?” Tina asked as she tied her robe across her naked body.
“I think I’ve sussed it out T…” Bette said with enthusiasm.
Tina smiled at the change in her partner, the sudden energy compared with yesterday’s morose feelings.
“What have you sussed out Bette?”
“Well… it’s like this…” Bette spread the papers out in front of her, as she proceeded with her explanation, “… I have worked out that if I run three miles four times a week, swim fifty lengths of the pool three times a week, I will be able to get back in them in three weeks on Thursday…”
“Get in what babe?”
“My Levis T… if I do all this… they will fit me again in twenty five days time…”
“Oh right… so how have you worked all of this out?”
“Well… the amount of calories per slice of cake, the portions of cake that I’ve eaten in the last week, and then the amount of miles run and lengths I need to swim in order to burn off the calories that I consumed…”
“What about sex…?”
“Sex…?”
“Sex burns calories Bette and the cake we eat was combined with very energetic sex…”
“My god T… you are so right…” Bette turned back to the paper, scribbling down her new calculations, “on that basis T… it means that I even though I consumed all of those calories from the cake, I also burnt off a percentage at the same time…”
Tina smiled, shaking her head, “and you know what that means to your theory Bette…”
“What…?”
Tina glanced at the scribblings, “It means that it will now only take nineteen days to get back into your Levis.”
“T… you are a genius…”
“You know what else babe?”
“What…”
“If you run three miles four times a week, swim fifty lengths of the pool three times a week we have sex twice a day, it will take even less time… and I think that it might bring it down to… ten days…”
Bette looked to Tina, Tina looked to Bette as they heard a knock at the front door.
“You expecting anyone?”
“I don’t think so…”
Tina walked to the door, opening it as she brought the edges of her robe around her.
“Hey Ma’am, special delivery from Georgiana’s Patisserie for Porter, sign here please…”
Tina looked over her shoulder at Bette, raising her eyebrows as she signed for the delivery.
“I made the order a couple of days ago…” Bette mumbled, rolling her eyes at the temptation that she was facing.
Tina gave her thanks for the delivery as she shut the door, walking toward Bette with the Patisserie box, as she suggestively spoke in a quiet voice, “so… when are you going to start the new regime….?”
“I think we should give that to Shane, she could do with putting some weight on…”
“Maybe…” Tina said as she undid her robe, letting each side fall apart, showing her nakedness, Bette’s jaw dropped as she took in the woman walking seductively toward her, the patisserie box forgotten, “… but I think we could start with the exercise plan… right now…”
Bette visibly gulped as Tina gave her ‘the look’.
“And ya know what else babe…” Tina whispered.
“What…”
“My Levis still fit me, so… I… can still enjoy the Porter platter…” Tina whispered as she reached inside the patisserie box…
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there goes my sweet tooth again…. it see bette or tina in chocolate… dammmm girl…
I’m glad Bette’s committed to getting her butt back into a pair of jeans. I’d die if I had an exercise schedule like that.
i think bette should just stick to sex and she will lose all that weight in no time
Yeah, you can still eat the cake as long as you’re exercising. Just do with a longer exercise plan and continue on with business as usual!
Well…it just goes to prove …with a little work(out!) you can have your cake and eat it!…..Good one!
hey, Jo, did you get the answer to my question from the first episode of this situation? “How many calories are burned during an orgasm?” That seems a much more pleasurable albeit impracticle way to lose weight.
haaaaaaaaaaa
These two can make anyone laugh and just feel good about breathing air. I love Tina’s idea of a workout regime.
I swear you crack me up with these little tidbits. The one before when Bette couldn’t button her jeans, I was dying at the end. Love Tina’s plan its much better than Bette’s. I also agree with Wildtouch, if all the writers in FF were writing the show it would definitly be better.
That’s it, girls! Work it out, work it off! Where’s the NC-17 that shows us how it’s done, Jo?
I guess Bette will do whatever needs to be done to get that fine ass of hers back in her Levis. i love the playfulness of this story jobadge so keep it coming.
Okay Jo, I was wrong, Bette’s previous question to Tina wasn’t the trickiest in the world, the following is: Chocolate…. or the Levi’s???
Yeah…what they all said!
THIS IS JUST AWESOME……I LOVE THE PLAYFULL THINGS BETWEEN THESE TWO…..TOO BAD WE CANT HAVE THIS ON THE SHOW….. I THINK ALL OF US WRITERS SHOULD GET TOGETHER AND WRITE THE SHOW FOR ILENE……WHATCHA THINK????..LMAO
God woman you’re obsessed with chocolate cake!!!!!! LMAO xx
Oh yes! Another round of chocolate cake! LMAO :))
So Bette’s been indulging in the Tina platter more than Tina’s been indulging in the Bette platter. I couldn’t handle all that exercise!
I would let Tina eat the cake. and I would just Have Tina twice a day or maybe a third helping during the night. I love the playfulness in your little chapter thanks
lol…this story is as rich as that cake…love it…I’m sure the Levi’s won’t be out of comission fot too long.
Damn that was so funny and love it!!!!!!!!!!!