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What A Tale My Thoughts Would Tell
Previously…
“I’m in awe, Helena. How on earth did you get Alice to keep her mouth closed for so long?” Bette laughed as she sat back down.
Alice rolled her eyes, sitting back to sulk.
“Mm hmm. My powers are limitless” Helena smiled, wondering if she’d hear Bette’s thoughts. She didn’t have to wait long to find out.
In bed too, from what I hear. Thought Bette as she picked her coffee, her hand shaky at the notion. God, I’d love to find out
THUD.
“Helena?”
Chapter 2
“Helena?”
Alice echoed as she and Bette peered down at the floor where Helena now resided, in a most ungainly heap. Hah! Serves you right thought Alice smugly.
Hearing that, Helena scowled up at Alice.
“Are you alright?” Bette asked with a concerned look on her face. She reached out to help Helena up.
“I’m fine, I’m fine” replied Helena hurriedly, taking the offered hand and getting up. “The…uhh… chair is a bit slippery” Well, I can hardly tell you I fell down because I heard you say… what you said. She blushed again, thinking of Bette wanting to find out her… bedroom skills.
“Slippery?” Bette suppressed a smile. Either you stop blushing so adorably or I jump you right here.
Helena’s eyes widened and felt her face flush even more. She reclaimed her seat shakily, wondering if she could blame the ‘slippery chair’ if she fell again. At this rate Helena you’ll be doing a lot more falling than just out of the chair, thought Helena as she snuck a glance at Bette.
Helll-LLO!!!
Helena winced as she heard Alice loudly in her ear.
Alice met Helena’s frown with a smug look, knowing full well that Helena wouldn’t say anything because Bette was already watching them curiously. It occurred to her then that she’d been so caught up in the thought thing that she had actually forgotten to speak. Shit! Now Bette is going to think I’m up to something!
Alice is up to something, thought Bette as she continued to peer at her normally-babbly friend.
A snigger escaped from Helena- most unladylike and most unfortunate as she saw Bette’s eyes snap to her.
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This was more easier to follow than your ramblings during our chats! hahahahahahaa. This was great but waaayyyy too short! So get to cracking! And I just gotta say… Bette knowing Helena wants to do the horizontal bop is awesome!! hahahahha
Just an after thought…I really hope Tina isn’t next…although IT WOULD be awesome if Bette heard Tina still want her…and sex with Henry lousy..and Bette flirting with Helena in front of TIna AND TINA HAVING REALLLY jealous thoughts…just an idea…really.
This is so crazy but I loe it all the way and i’m with Pands here Bette hearing Tina’s jealous thoughts could be very interesting LOL
Ha! This is great, too funny. (And I feel all special for being able to follow it, too.)
lol… so bette can here the thoughts now… that is going to be so much fun… PPS
lol…this is CRAZY!…Please continue.
once again just when you think one of your stories cant get any better oh wait you surprise me with an even better chapter!!!!!! I cant wait for the next one!
You’re insane. In a good way, but yes, truly insane. LOL.
This is funny and crazy. I wish I had this talent. Could be wild. lol.
:really confused right now…: I’m tired and will have to do like Lament and reread, but what I did get was great! I definitely want to see you continue, since this is very, very clever!
Hey V! This is great. I was able to follow it and my dear, it is extremely funny! I can’t put my finger on it, but btwn the two stories….well, let me say I really enjoy your writing style and creative approach. It’s non-canon…it’s mayhem…it’s espionage…it’s slapstick!! PPS
Love this…please continue!
Just rereading this and it’s absolutely hilarious…even on a second reading…I really hope you keep it going :) it’s adorable and totally enjoyable babes! PPS!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah I love this, they are hilarious and want to see more. Please continue this soon, thanks!!!!!!!!
OMG this is hilarious….I love the Belena stuff and that it’s only hearing one way, Bette can’t get out of thinking her true thoughts and Helena is gonna hear a bunch of stuff….I can only imagine what Bette thinks while getting busy…pls update soon!!!
ok ok last time i comment here but i just saw honda’s comment before mine! so lemme just say thanks to u too! its fun writing it too!
aw! I THOUGHT people might get lost. sorry! *shrugs* good that you thought it was funny, though :)
I am so friggin’ lost right now but this is still pretty funny! xD
Oh I forgot to say that I followe dit quite well. Now I wonder if that is a good thing or not… ? LOL!
ROFL! This is so crazy… and funny as hell! But, strangely enough , it’s kinda sexy. =) Go figure! Please post again soon. I want to see what some of the others are thinking…like Shane!! This is quite enjoyable!
yey Emae! you could follow it?! AHA! that DOES mean something- you’re crazy as I am! And sexy? niiiice! thanks! Oh forgot to thank you too Laments! :D
lol, that was brilliant. I loved when it finally switched to Bette
I went back and looked over the first page again and I think I figured it out. Yay now I don’t have to feel so stupid anymore! lol
Man this is funnier than hell! I didn’t have a problem keeping up at all. As it stands, its now Bette that can hear all their thoughts. You have GOT to post again soon – this remains hilarious!!!
Great, I had a smile on my face all the time, you’re so funny…I mean this was hilarious. Can’t wait for the next post girl.
haha okay, your story needs sound effects of some kind to be played at certain moments…this story is ‘scrumptious’! mas mas mas
This was sooooo funny I loved it…. thanks for sharing, I enjoyed reading it