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    What A Tale My Thoughts Would Tell

    Story written on November 7, 2006 by vvitch.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=63137
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    Chapter 3

    Previously…

     

    Bette gasped and stood up, only two words coming to her in her shock. Fuck. Me.

     

    Oh trust me, I would, thought Helena fleetingly before trying to reassure Bette again.

     

    “Aha!”

     

    Helena got to her feet and found Bette suddenly grinning. A wide, self-satisfied grin that could only mean one thing… Uh oh…

     

    Bette tilted her head and said to Helena mischievously “Good to know, Helena. Shall we go now?”

     

    “And what the HELL are you two talking about?! Aren’t you listening? I said, it’s not my fault!” Alice was just winding up her rambling and saw the other two looking at her. “What?”

     

    “Guess” smiled Helena, relieved that she wasn’t the one hearing now.

     

    Bette gave Alice a smug look.

     

                            “Wha…?” Oh no! Not Bette!

     

    “Mm hmm” said Bette before briskly turning to Helena. “First things first- how do I turn off Alice’s thoughts?”

     

    Chapter 3

     

    “Bette!”

     

    “Wha-aat? It’s true! Stop looking at me like that, Helena. Don’t tell me you actually enjoyed hearing the ongoings of Alice’s mind scrabbling around in the gutter?”

     

    WHACK! Alice delivered a healthy blow to Bette’s arm. This was accompanied by a very loud Shut up Porter!!! She watched smugly as Bette winced at the resounding noise in her head.

     

    “Argh!!!” yelled Bette as she clapped her hands over her ears.

     

    As if that would help. Alice rolled her eyes.

     

    Helena laughed, not quite hearing the full conversation but still hearing enough to know Alice was winning this bout-  Looks like Bette is not enjoying this power either!

     

    “Oh I will enjoy this Helena, as soon as you start thinking those naughty thoughts” winked Bette as she turned to face Helena.

     

    Helena felt her face flush. Shit! I’d forgotten she could hear this!

     

    “Mm hmm. And I still can”

     

    SHIT! Again! God, she must think I’m a complete floozy for still not…

     

    “Sweetheart? I can hear that too”

     

    Fuck ohno ohno ohno… Helena continued frantically before another thought intruded suddenly, she called me ‘sweetheart’!

     

    Bette laughed “I sure did”

     

    Helena stopped mid-swoon and buried her face in her hands in embarrassment. I should go

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    7. Did she say Buffy? Al is a mess and this story is really a trip! It doesn’t work for long ranges and appears to only work within the group. It is a little volatile, as you can get it and loose it. Very interesting…very funny. PPS!

    9. fuck, I overlooked this chapter, great I found it anyway….this is just amazingly funny, where do you get your inspiration girl….thanks for making me laugh all the time.

    12. this story cracks me up!! i dont no if id want that lil gift of being able 2 read other ppls thoughts but then again some of the things you come out with i’d be intrigued to find out what other things are in there.post again soon

    14. BecauseIwatchBuffy. ….. “What is a Buffy?” ….. “Do elaborate on this Bunny, Alice” ….. “Buffy!” Sacrilege! ….. This story has been one laugh right after the other. I’m totally cracking up. Shouldn’t be read at work though – People think you’re having a good time and everyone knows FUN is not allowed! LMAO!! PAS!!

    20. LOL, This was amazingly funny! And you posted so soon! Something told me to check if you’d posted and I’m so glad I did! You’re really doing so well with this storyline- Where did you get the idea for it? It’s absolutely hilarious! Keep up the good work babe. :)

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