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    Situations…

     

    Tina looked at her lover, looking into the deep dark eyes currently boring into her, looking at the long shiny curls of her freshly washed hair, the glowing skin, the plump lips that she had just been furiously kissing…

     

    She dropped her eyes, scanning what was now her mission, she wanted to finish what she had started earlier…

     

    Tina’s eyes took in what was before her, her eyes glistening; she licked her lips in preparation…

     

    “Oh my God…” Bette’s eyes widened…

     

    “Bette…”

     

    “Fuck…”

     

    “Bette…”

     

    “Oh my God T…”

     

    “Bette…”

     

    Bette went quiet looking at her girlfriend, her eyes questioning the tone in Tina’s voice…

     

    “Can you be a little quieter…?”

     

    “What…?”

     

    “I’m trying to concentrate…”

     

    “Oh… sorry…”

     

    Tina looked back at the task in hand, trying to get back into her concentration mode.

     

    “Oh my god… that is un… fucking… believable…”

     

    “Bette…”

     

    “Jesus…”

     

    Tina stood from the desk, her concentration broken from the work she was trying to complete.

     

    She walked over to where Bette was sitting on the sofa, she glanced at the Art World magazine she was reading, quickly grabbing the magazine out of Bette’s hand, wondering what piece of art had been making Bette ooh and aah so much as she tried to concentrate on the new film script she was working on, she grabbed the expensive glossy magazine out of Bette’s hands, another dropped into Bette’s lap.

     

    “Have you been hiding what you’re reading again…?” Tina asked with a smirk, reaching into Bette’s lap for the magazine Bette was trying hard to hide.

     

    Tina reached down under the cushion as Bette’s hand fought to keep hold of the rag mag she was trying hide.

     

    Tina brought the magazine out, her eyebrows rising as she saw the latest edition of The National Enquirer…, she looked down at the embarrassed face of her partner, smirking at the horrified look on her face at being caught with the trashy magazine.

     

    “So… what were you so enthralled at in here huh?”

     

    Bette smiled, her enthusiasm perked as she grabbed the magazine from Tina’s hand, she quickly flicked through the pages, finding the page that had widened her eyes, she turned the page to Tina’s face, watching her girlfriend’s reaction.

     

    Tina’s eyes widened, “OH MY GOD…”

     

    “Isn’t that the hottest thing you’ve ever seen…?”

     

    “Wow…”

     

    “Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry are having a fucking affair!”

     

     

     

    Comments

    1. Gee whiz, Jo, a research credit and a big ass font all in one post-must be my lucky day! Always glad to help. Yeah, that would be one eye-popping, eye-candy coupling. B & T ain’t that bad, either. Who would of thunk? Bette Porter, secret low-brow. I suppose a little trash lurks in us all. Alice better not get wind of this, Bette would never live it down.

    2. As far as I am concerned, my dream tabloid title would be: “Beals & Holloman, the Hollywood’s hottest couple finally out!” Glad to have your situations back, Jo! Thanks ;)

    3. Did you say A HUNDRED POSTS? Don’t know if I should congratulate you or your readers. Say, did you know that Halle Berry’s mother’s family (the one that disowned them both) run a funeral parlor in my old home town? Well, why would you, that’s not the kind of thing that gets published often, not even in rags.

    4. RFLMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS AMAZING AS ALWAYS JO……HEHEHEHE….I HAVE A FEELIN U ARE GOING TO OWN THOSE FIC AWARDS COMIN UP SOON….. =0)

    5. komakino, what’s wrong? O.o And LMFAO@Kword! I was thinking the same thing when I saw it was about a trashy mag! Actually my first thought on this was B&T were playing with a Ouija board and Bette was amazed thinking it was moving by itself. xD

    6. My first choice would be Beals and Holloman, but Jolie and Berry are right behind them. 102nd post that maybe the hot one hopefully will be in your Hindsight series.

    7. LOL…Good one..Though i have to say Halle Berry and anyone would be hot…the list could be endless…starting with Berry & Beals…nice ring to it dontcha think!…Congrats again on the 100 posts…hers to the next 100…

    8. this hit home because i have to hide reading the enquirer. well done on your 100th post. the best thing i can say about you is that you are as good a friend as you are a writer and you are the best writer on the site. its a honour to know you mate — good luck in the awards xx

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