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    Lost In London Chapter 1

    “Al seriously! You have us walking up and down this fucking road looking
    for a god damn Pizza Hut!! I thought you said the bus driver said it was
    here?” Shane moans out in frustration. The rest of the gang stopped,
    when Shane began to complain. Alice turned to look at Shane.

    “Look. He said that the Pizza Hut is here!” Alice re-stated. Bette
    finally sighed indicating that she had had enough. She looked over at
    Tina with a –what-the-fuck expression.

    “Alice is it possible that you have no idea where we’re going? I mean
    really, I can’t believe that we’ve been looking for a Pizza Hut while
    staying here in London. Do you know how many five star restaurants that
    we could be eating at right now?” Bette stated with a raised eyebrow.
    Tina gave Bette a soft smile and looped her arm with Bette’s rubbing her
    hands up and down the brunette’s arm to try and keep her reasonably
    calm. Helena smirked watching as the blonde tried to keep the peace.

    “You know…I happen to agree with Bette. We’re staying at a five star
    ‘otel, for the love of god. Why in bloody hell are we walking around
    looking for a pizza place anyway?” Helena questioned. Alice sighed and
    then glared at first Bette, then Helena, the would be mutiny makers.
    Before Alice could give any response, Lara voiced an observation.

    “Well if it makes anyone feel better, there’s a Dominoes right there.”
    The red-headed woman pointed out, hoping that she wouldn’t have to jump in
    and save her girlfriend anytime soon. Silently she agreed with Helena and
    Bette. The gang swiveled to look at where Lara was pointing to and
    walked towards it. They were all starving and at this point didn’t care
    if they had McDonald’s. Once the gang reached the pizza place, they all
    stopped short of going in.

    “Jesus, Alice!” Bette exclaimed. “This is only a take out, you can’t sit
    down here!” Bette’s frustration and hunger showing in her voice. Tina
    grimaced and felt her stomach growl. As much as she was always trying to
    make sure that Bette didn’t kill anyone, Tina was thinking she was going
    to let her partner have at it with Alice. She pulled her body closer to
    Bette and leaned into her arm, still holding on to it.

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    Comments

    1. Hahaha, thanks, I needed that! This is hilarious, although I have no idea what the inside joke is. At this point I’m hoping it doesn’t matter.

    2. Well G-Mex so it starts well it was fun and i still think when they say 20 minutes they mean 20 miles……and well thanks tha iam the grown up there…go on

    3. *blink, blink* ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously I lost it on the first sentence. My mom probably wonders what the hell I’m laughing about. I was sitting here thinking at first, “Okay I’m Alice…no wait I’m Shane…wtf a white soda? Okay I’m Tina…god dammit who am I???? Okay I can be Shane. That works.” xD *big hugs* I miss you all.

    4. This is crazy!!! A diet coke and vodka…door humping…what on earth? I am so looking forward to the next installment…how about “Lost and Clueless in London”?

    5. This is crazy!!! A diet coke and vodka…door humping…what on earth? I am so looking forward to the next installment…how about “Lost and Clueless in London”?

    6. O my god, roflmao, i had no idea who i was in there until i read that Jenny was the one with the vodka, lol.. I hope the rest isn´t me being Jenny though, roflol.. I hope you´re all doing well ladies, looking forward to the next chapter panda, thanks for the great laugh, love tbf *wink*

    7. Such fun! And your characters are all gonna out themselves, so their identities will no longer be a deep, dark secret! C’mon, Pandaa–you have kept us waiting far too long here! Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, and may this holiday season be merry and bright for all!

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