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Lost In London Chapter 1
“Al seriously! You have us walking up and down this fucking road looking
for a god damn Pizza Hut!! I thought you said the bus driver said it was
here?” Shane moans out in frustration. The rest of the gang stopped,
when Shane began to complain. Alice turned to look at Shane.
“Look. He said that the Pizza Hut is here!” Alice re-stated. Bette
finally sighed indicating that she had had enough. She looked over at
Tina with a –what-the-fuck expression.
“Alice is it possible that you have no idea where we’re going? I mean
really, I can’t believe that we’ve been looking for a Pizza Hut while
staying here in London. Do you know how many five star restaurants that
we could be eating at right now?” Bette stated with a raised eyebrow.
Tina gave Bette a soft smile and looped her arm with Bette’s rubbing her
hands up and down the brunette’s arm to try and keep her reasonably
calm. Helena smirked watching as the blonde tried to keep the peace.
“You know…I happen to agree with Bette. We’re staying at a five star
‘otel, for the love of god. Why in bloody hell are we walking around
looking for a pizza place anyway?” Helena questioned. Alice sighed and
then glared at first Bette, then Helena, the would be mutiny makers.
Before Alice could give any response, Lara voiced an observation.
“Well if it makes anyone feel better, there’s a Dominoes right there.”
The red-headed woman pointed out, hoping that she wouldn’t have to jump in
and save her girlfriend anytime soon. Silently she agreed with Helena and
Bette. The gang swiveled to look at where Lara was pointing to and
walked towards it. They were all starving and at this point didn’t care
if they had McDonald’s. Once the gang reached the pizza place, they all
stopped short of going in.
“Jesus, Alice!” Bette exclaimed. “This is only a take out, you can’t sit
down here!” Bette’s frustration and hunger showing in her voice. Tina
grimaced and felt her stomach growl. As much as she was always trying to
make sure that Bette didn’t kill anyone, Tina was thinking she was going
to let her partner have at it with Alice. She pulled her body closer to
Bette and leaned into her arm, still holding on to it.
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Hahaha, thanks, I needed that! This is hilarious, although I have no idea what the inside joke is. At this point I’m hoping it doesn’t matter.
Well G-Mex so it starts well it was fun and i still think when they say 20 minutes they mean 20 miles……and well thanks tha iam the grown up there…go on
LOL. Who is based on whom? Is Lament Shane (I say Shane because of the door humping)?
This was fun. Sound like you ladies have a great time in London. Lament=Shane **WoW** Go Lament!
*blink, blink* ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously I lost it on the first sentence. My mom probably wonders what the hell I’m laughing about. I was sitting here thinking at first, “Okay I’m Alice…no wait I’m Shane…wtf a white soda? Okay I’m Tina…god dammit who am I???? Okay I can be Shane. That works.” xD *big hugs* I miss you all.
This is crazy!!! A diet coke and vodka…door humping…what on earth? I am so looking forward to the next installment…how about “Lost and Clueless in London”?
This is crazy!!! A diet coke and vodka…door humping…what on earth? I am so looking forward to the next installment…how about “Lost and Clueless in London”?
this is funny! it’s look like you have a funny time in there.
O my god, roflmao, i had no idea who i was in there until i read that Jenny was the one with the vodka, lol.. I hope the rest isn´t me being Jenny though, roflol.. I hope you´re all doing well ladies, looking forward to the next chapter panda, thanks for the great laugh, love tbf *wink*
You guys sounded like you had a blast at the convention. Hope you all have a Merry Christmas and please stick with the drinks that you know.
Such fun! And your characters are all gonna out themselves, so their identities will no longer be a deep, dark secret! C’mon, Pandaa–you have kept us waiting far too long here! Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, and may this holiday season be merry and bright for all!
lmao that was funny thank you
This just made me realize how jealous I am not haven’t gotten the chance of being there :(. PPS Panda
Hey even Jenny is funny here…
Damn that was funny and like it. Please post more and can’t wait to read it, thanks!!!!!!!!!!!