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    Season 4 Prelude

    Once again it’s on It’s that time of year

    For the L word rappers to put a bug in your ear

    Listen up close this is how it goes

    This is what we’ve gathered from season four

     

    Jay-Z’s “Guess Who’s Back”

    Guess who’s bizzack?

     Back from another show, after an accidental overdose

    Marina is back

    Back from the 44 (hundred) cause the L word is all she know

     

    Lil’ Scrappy’s “Money in the Bank”

    Jenny’s got money in the bank asking shorties what they drank

    Maybe now she can get a little skank on the hank

    Thank the Lord, Jenny can return to norm this year

    Cause Heaven knows I done run my course with Ms. Weird

     

    Jay-Z’s “Lost Ones”

    I don’t think they meant to be, B and T

    Cuz T loves the D more than she does B

    And honestly, B needs to get the picture

    Tina wants a penis it’s time to move on sister

    There’s plenty of fish out there in the big lezzie sea

    Just hit the streets, hang out at the scene

    Someone’ll catch your eye, it’s bound to be

    Someone out there who can measure up to T (Jodi)

     

    Young Jeezy’s “I Love It”

    Jodi’s a new chick, a new flavor in the mix, she’s deaf but she’s cute and she’s not a lunatic and I love it! (Yeah!) said I love it!

    She hollers at Bette, they decide to jet, they make a cute couple that I have to admit and I love it! (Yeah!) Said I love it!

     

    A remix to Yolanda I’m fonder of Tasha a.k.a. T-Dub ya heard

    She’s digging my girl Alice, that’s a good look, let’s just hope that she won’t get burned

     

    Jay-Z’s “Excuse Me Miss”

    Excuse me Miss my name is Phyliss

    I’m Bette’s boss  I can pay the cost

    I think I’m gay is it okay to take you out tonight

    You already know who she digging on

    Alice gotta figure out a way not to lead her on

    And still manage not to get her best friend fired

    Damn, that’s the kind of shit that’ll make you retire

     

    Jay-Z’s “Hey Papi”

    Moving on…

    All the sexy chicas be like “Hey Papi”

    When she step up on the scene, the king of the one-nighters, ill with the one-liners

    They say “Hey Papi”

    A.k.a. Shane’s rival, they battling for the title of the WeHo idol

     

    Kit has got a problem and she needs someone to solve it

    She’s having Angus’s baby and she really doesn’t want it

    Ultimately it’s her choice, she’s the one who has a voice

    In this matter and Angus just has to deal with the latter

     

    We left some people out, we know, we’re sorry

    Hey, there’s a lot more characters than season three

    But Helena’s still here and so is Max

    There’s a couple of cameos that has to do with that

    Henry’s still present and so is baby Angie

    She’s moved around a lot, it’s like, “pass me the baby”

    So tune in to Showtime for season four

    It’ll be everything that you expect and more

    Thank you all hope you like what you’ve heard

    Happy Holidays and watch the L word.

     

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