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Season 4 Prelude
Once again it’s on It’s that time of year
For the L word rappers to put a bug in your ear
Listen up close this is how it goes
This is what we’ve gathered from season four
Jay-Z’s “Guess Who’s Back”
Guess who’s bizzack?
Back from another show, after an accidental overdose
Marina is back
Back from the 44 (hundred) cause the L word is all she know
Lil’ Scrappy’s “Money in the Bank”
Jenny’s got money in the bank asking shorties what they drank
Maybe now she can get a little skank on the hank
Thank the Lord, Jenny can return to norm this year
Cause Heaven knows I done run my course with Ms. Weird
Jay-Z’s “Lost Ones”
I don’t think they meant to be, B and T
Cuz T loves the D more than she does B
And honestly, B needs to get the picture
Tina wants a penis it’s time to move on sister
There’s plenty of fish out there in the big lezzie sea
Just hit the streets, hang out at the scene
Someone’ll catch your eye, it’s bound to be
Someone out there who can measure up to T (Jodi)
Young Jeezy’s “I Love It”
Jodi’s a new chick, a new flavor in the mix, she’s deaf but she’s cute and she’s not a lunatic and I love it! (Yeah!) said I love it!
She hollers at Bette, they decide to jet, they make a cute couple that I have to admit and I love it! (Yeah!) Said I love it!
A remix to Yolanda I’m fonder of Tasha a.k.a. T-Dub ya heard
She’s digging my girl Alice, that’s a good look, let’s just hope that she won’t get burned
Jay-Z’s “Excuse Me Miss”
Excuse me Miss my name is Phyliss
I’m Bette’s boss I can pay the cost
I think I’m gay is it okay to take you out tonight
You already know who she digging on
Alice gotta figure out a way not to lead her on
And still manage not to get her best friend fired
Damn, that’s the kind of shit that’ll make you retire
Jay-Z’s “Hey Papi”
Moving on…
All the sexy chicas be like “Hey Papi”
When she step up on the scene, the king of the one-nighters, ill with the one-liners
They say “Hey Papi”
A.k.a. Shane’s rival, they battling for the title of the WeHo idol
Kit has got a problem and she needs someone to solve it
She’s having Angus’s baby and she really doesn’t want it
Ultimately it’s her choice, she’s the one who has a voice
In this matter and Angus just has to deal with the latter
We left some people out, we know, we’re sorry
Hey, there’s a lot more characters than season three
But Helena’s still here and so is Max
There’s a couple of cameos that has to do with that
Henry’s still present and so is baby Angie
She’s moved around a lot, it’s like, “pass me the baby”
So tune in to Showtime for season four
It’ll be everything that you expect and more
Thank you all hope you like what you’ve heard
Happy Holidays and watch the L word.
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(28 votes, average: 3.54 out of 5)
Wow…loved it.