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    What A Tale My Thoughts Would Tell

    Story written on December 29, 2006 by vvitch.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=63767
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    Chapter 4

    Previously…

     

    “ANYway” said Alice, not looking up. “As I was saying, I met this girl last night who looked exactly like Willow!! Can you imagine?! I was totally blown away! And when she came to talk to me, god I just” Alice let out a little shriek of excitement, quite unaware that she’d strayed from their topic and also of the new arrivals at their table. She paused her ramble as she silently recalled what happened next after meeting her Willow. I shouldn’t feel bad, right? Of course I said yes when she bought me a drink and OF COURSE I couldn’t help but, y’know, get into all that when she looked so damn cute and and… God, I can’t believe I kissed her! That was sooo…

     

                            “You did WHAT??!”

     

    Alice froze. That was not Bette’s voice. Which meant that was definitely not Bette who heard her thoughts of how she kissed a Willow-look-alike. Alice turned around slowly. Shit.

     

                            “Uh huh”

     

    Dana!

                                                   

                                                    “Uh huh”

     

     

    Chapter 4

     

    DANA!

     

    “I heard you” replied Dana, folding her arms. If she were the sort to tap her foot in that you-are-in-deep-shit kind of way, she would be tapping away like friggin’ Riverdance.

     

    Shitohshitohshitohshit!

     

    “I hear that too”

     

    “Oh?” spoke up Bette, quite involuntarily she even did a little quirk. “You can hear her? You can hear her? And you’re not finding this… odd?”

     

    “Let’s see, odd I can live with. Hell, I live with Alice so I should be pretty good at living with odd” Dana’s tone was dry as dry can be but then took a sharp turn towards… well, sharp “But what I do have a problem with is my dear girlfriend Al here going around kissing every blonde Willow that com…”

     

    “Red-head” corrected Alice, despite her horror at having been caught

     

    Needless to say, Dana glared even more.

     

    “Al?” offered Shane, shaking her head “Not helping”

     

    I’ll shut up now, gulped Alice, looking down at her hands

     

    “Now wait just a minute!” started Bette again. “Shane, you’re not finding this odd either?” and received a shrug. She threw up her hands in exasperation and looked at Helena “how is it that we’re the only ones who had trouble believing this?”

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    1. LOL!Glad to see you’re back with your stories as fun as ever can’t ’till the next chapter to read Tina’s reaction (this thing aboutreading thoughts is definitly a brilliant idea) :)

    3. No, I was not wondering who said “So?” *looking around* Okay okay I was. xD And I have a cousin named Buffy. =p At least she wasn’t named Delco, like the battery. lol

    5. Well Buffy isn’t such a bad name at least she wasn’t named Dorcus (Seven Brides for Seven Brothers). But your explaination made perfect sense and too bad we didn’t get a cameo from my favorite Slayer the blonde one, lol. So now Tina’s arrived dramatically in both your stories… Don’t leave us hanging so please post soon, vvitchy. Thanks for the two great updates! You’ve got a great knack for comedy.

    6. Hello! Me again! Just popping in to say I’ve got nothing against the name Buffy!!! :D Cute name, really! and yer right, there’re many more unfortunate names! hehehe, just clearing that up. Thanks to you all who’ve commented so far!

    7. How nice to see two chapters of one of my favorite writers. This one is funny as ever but I already told you that hehehehe. So now I’m just curious to know what Tina is going to say to B&H kissing. And can she read minds as well? PPS

    8. Hmmm…you are something else, mam’. Very original….I have never seen anything like this. So what everyone needed to know, huh? Ok….I have to say that would be quite useful in real life indeed. What the “L” does T need to know? LOL..PPS

    11. *looks around* A little late, but finally got some time to read! ^_^;;; haha I love how clueless Helena is about Buffy…! Belena, Buffy, oh just kill me now and I’ll be happy. No, wait, do it after the next chapter ;)

    12. This was absolutely hilarious! You have a brilliant sense of humour you know. I think it’s what I like most about your work. Ok, no, it was your descriptions…oh no…wait…it was your flow…no…your character…aw what the hell…it’s all wonderful! Can’t wait to read Tina’s reaction. *****

    15. Finally they kissed!! I wondered how much time you could keep us waiting for this :D I sooo much need to know what Tina will think of this new hot couple!!! Thank you, vvitch, a masterful piece as always.

    16. Great one again, had a smile on my face all the time. I love reading your stuff, gives me the idea that I’m in the middle of it. Wow Tina….the are in trouble!

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