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    The First Three Seasons Summarized in Limerick – Single Post

    Story written on December 31, 2006 by justkeepswimming.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=63820
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    A silly poem – not a story. If this isn’t your style, please don’t read. Just having a little fun…Happy New Year!

    There once was a woman named Bette

    Who struggled, unemployed, with much debt

    She owned many great shoes

    Absolut Martinis – her booze

    But that dalliance with the carpenter: REGRET.

     

    There once was a woman named Tina

    Whose ex-partner she served with subpoena

    “Steal my wide-eyed child,

    You can expect I’ll go wild

    Lose my mind, like once did Marina”

     

    Shane is a stylist of hair

    She lives her life without a care

    She fucks with impunity

    Throughout the community

    Leaving Carmen alone in despair.

     

    The Helena we know does not work

    When first introduced was a jerk

    Peggy cut off her cash

    A decision quite rash

    Now she may have to fend as a clerk

     

    There once was a woman named Alice

    With whom the writers were callous

    Taking Dana’s life

    Not making Dana her wife

    If this keeps up, I’ll need digitalis

     

    Stories of Tim and Henry give me the chance

    To ensure the fast-forward doth advance

    The recording I’ve made

    Through the quagmire I wade

    The show is so not enhanced

     

    Jenny the one who’s a writer

    Comes across as a bit of a fighter

    Now with Max as your date

    It’s not you that I hate

    Please let the coming season be lighter.

     

    The end. Happy New Year.

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    2. I enjoyed that JKS, but I’m afraid I still can’t get on the bandwagon for either Jenny or Max. However, since you’re essaying the limerick form, I think when you come back you should write us a classic filty one featuring the aforementioned Max. A treasure trove of dirty limerick material there! Happy New Year and have a safe evening out there.

    5. Did you have fun writing this…because reading it was beyond pure bliss…I log in every day…to see what you have to say…and in thanks I am sending you a New Year’s Day kiss. (Oh my God that was terrible!!! LOL So glad yours was MUCH MUCH BETTER!!) Happy New Year!

    9. Bette had a sister named Kit; …who rebuffed her son D in a snit; ..The Pause was the cause; …her punany had flaws; …But with Manny, it still was a hit!

    13. there once was a woman named Ilene…whose ideas and vision were initially keen….but I have to confess…the plots became such a mess…that the show’s lesbian pride is unseen! I wanted to write one for you jks, because I enjoyed this so much, but hard to rhyme anything with your name, and this one kept nudging at me. If you don’t like, please forgive!

    16. Sweet Angie, Olivia’s role;…Played with binky and bright eyes and soul;…When she looked to the skies, you followed her eyes; as each scene with the actors she stole. …this was the best I could do, but I didn’t want to forget Baby A!

    18. Excellent, JKS ! You’re so witty… Not to mention, so talented. You just can’t help turning everything you touch into 24 carat gold, can you ?

    23. Hey JKS – this isn’t my ‘style’ as you call it, so haven’t read it….but I wanted to wish you a Happy New Year :o)) Hope to see a lot of posts from your hand this year, coz I love your writing!!

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