Shane was lying in bed thinking about why she kept dreaming about Carmen. She always had the same dream, about her fucking Carmen. It had been a week later since Shane saw her. She was wondering if she would ever get to run into her. Maybe she should go the address that Carmen was going to. “No, that would be a bad idea” she thought to herself. “It’s better if I just forget her.” So Shane decided to head over to the planet for some breakfast.

About an hour later she arrived at the planet. She went to her usual table were the gang was all at.

Shane: Hey guys

Alice: Hey yoda here come sit down. Dana and I have some news to tell you guys.

Bette: What is it?

Alice looked over at Dana and smiled, she grabbed her hand and stood up.

Shane was getting anxious thinking. “Shit, they’re getting married!”

Dana: Honey it’s not that big of a deal.

Alice: Well it is to me.

Jenny: Come on guys, tell us already.

Alice: We’re getting a dog!

Alice was ecstatic. Bette looked at her trying to comprehend what she just said. Because just like Shane she thought that news would have been more important.

Tina: That’s it.

Shane: Thank god I thought you were going to say something else.

Dana: Like what?

Shane: I don’t know….Maybe that you guys were going to get married.

Dana’s and Alice’s eyes got really big. And looked at each other. They both answered at the same time.

Dana & Alice: No, no, no

Tina: Ok so why are you guys getting a dog?

Alice: Because I like dogs, and so does Dana. But there is one problem…. We don’t have much space at our apartment and we were wondering if he could also stay at one of your houses since you guys have back yards?

Alice said that while looking at Shane and Bette.

Bette: I don’t think so, I don’t like dogs.

Shane: I don’t know Alice, I don’t think I’m responsible enough to take care of a dog.

Alice: Oh come on you big baby, I just need a place where I could let him run around sometimes. Please he is very small.