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Loving Tina, Ch. 5
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Standing in the bathroom in front of a mirror, she was staring at her teeth. She took both of her toothbrushes in one hand and contemplated them, trying to choose the one that she thought would return the whiteness of her teeth. She was choosing between an electric one, the one that made her elbow shake and vibrate, and also one of those regular cleans-better-than-any-other-toothbrush.
Finally settling for the latter, she squeezed a long worm of toothpaste on it and cleaned her teeth for way longer than the advised three minutes.
She rinsed her mouth and smiled at the mirror.
“What the hell?”
The result didn’t satisfy her.
“Tina?” she called out.
Tina and the half-dressed Wade both entered the bathroom after walking through the entire apartment.
“Yes, babe?”
“Do you think my teeth are no longer white?”
With those words, Bette flashed a smile, showing her teeth to Tina and almost blinding her with their brightness.
“So?” she said fretfully, her mouth still forming a smile.
“They look pretty white to me.”
Giving her wife a look of discontent, Bette said, “Can you look more thoroughly, you barely paid attention?”
Exchanging glances with her son, Tina stepped even closer to Bette, took her carefully by the chin and lowered her head so that she could see better. Turning Bette’s head from side to side, she regarded each tooth separately, hoping that her actions looked convincing this time.
“Excessively white,” was her conclusion.
“Wade?” Bette squatted, giving him a better field of view.
“White as always.”
Bette stood up and went to the mirror again. She took her second toothbrush, squeezed a load of toothpaste on it and started brushing her teeth again.
Seeing that Bette pays no more attention to them, Wade and Tina exited the bathroom. When they closed the door, Wade inquired what was wrong with Bette.
“One can only guess,” was his mother’s answer.
Half an hour later Tina and Wade were sitting on the couch in the living room watching cartoons on TV. They could also hear Bette swear in the background every once in a while. Wade was wearing straight black pants, a white shirt and a light blue sweater to match the color of his beautiful eyes. Tina was clad in a long, black dress; she was glancing at her watch every other minute.
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This was very funny!
Tina knows BEST! LOL! Bette you should have listened to your wife…Funny stuff! THanks.
Bette, Bette she looks like a teenager! Maybe Tina should give her a punishment for her bad behavior! good one Mad.
I am with Lamentamini…always be prepared…my attitude however is always pleasant…no can ever tell when I am PMS-ing…lol…I could barely type that without laughing…oh that was rich…lol
Very Funny and Cute. Poor Bette. Thanks PPS
Yep Bette was PMSing. PMS is not all that bad at least she is not PMSing, DMSing, and AMSing at once.
That was so funny and cute. Ok let see more please, thanks!
Very funny!
And that is why I ALWAYS carry tampons in my bag, even if I’m nowhere near that time of the month because chances are someone else could use one. And Bette shouldn’t saw her teeth like that if she wants to keep all the layers. Ouch. PPS!
Ha! Of course it did! This had me laughing: “Alice is wearing that variegated skirt as if she had nothing to put on but a gay pride flag”… Funny stuff, thanks Mad M
Ditto to Probie.. very funny :D
hello sweetie, nice to read you. take care.
I’m like sky… of course, it’s hilarious when I AM in a bad mood and people guess wrong… love it. Anyway, fabulous as always. I had to laugh about Bette ranting about her clothes; I do it on a weekly basis.
Funny…I like their marriage…pps