Alice and Dana broke out and started to sing "Closer to Fine" while everybody just stood outside listening in.

Dana and Alice finished together, ‘Closer I am to fine. Yeah,’ and whistled.

‘Howard Stern, eat your heart out’, Dana said. ‘I just got one question.’

Alice asked, ‘Just one?’

Dana said, ‘Yes. How many times did you sing that when you came out of the closet?’

Alice responded, ‘That can wait. Right now, you might want to take a look outside the window.’

Alice pointed and Dana looked. People were standing on the other side with smiles on their faces and their eyes on both of them. Dana waved hello to them and they al applauded. Here were two women who were like Ross and Rachel, from "Friends", in the caveman exhibit. Thank God there weren’t any children or any nuns learning about "Spontaneous Sexual Combustion". Alice and Dana had just had sex in the studio and gotten their first standing ovation.

Alice said, ‘Okay. Let’s take our bows’, and they did.

After getting dressed, Dana made an observation.

Dana said, ‘This definitely outdoes the"First Naked Lady in Radio" show. All we need now is to be on the air and we’ll be on the FCC’s radar.’

Alice said, ‘Maybe next time. Right now, I feel like getting out of here, going for a late lunch and the movies. How about you?’

Dana said, ‘Okay. Planet?’

Alice agreed, ‘Planet.’

Dana asked, ‘Cool. What movie would you like to see?’

Alice replied, ‘You name it.’

Dana asked, ‘How about "Underworld 3" ?’

Alice said, ‘Okay.’

Dana said, ‘Okay.’

After getting to "The Planet" Dana got an organic fruit salad and a Fiji water. Alice got a lite coconut milk and a sesame tuna salad.

Alice said, ‘I guess we’ve had a full morning, all things considered.’

Dana said, ‘Oh yeah. And the days not even half done.’

Alice asked, ‘You’re not planning on fucking me during the movie, are you?’

Dana answered, ‘No. There are limits as to where, when, and how I’d like to have sex.’

Alice said, ‘Oh, great.’

Dana asked, ‘Why? Are you embarrassed about the studio?’

Alice said, ‘Not really. But it did kind of throw me off balance.’

Dana asked, ‘Why?’

Alice said, ‘Well, you’ve never wanted to have sex in public before.’