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You (Part the Twenty-Ninth)
"So exactly how many boxes are we talking, here?" Howie asked, although his gaze was directed not at his sister but the rather attractive young man wiping down tables across the Planet’s dining area.
"Eleventy billion," Dana replied immediately, managing to keep a straight face as Shane, Jenny and Bette held in giggles. Alice and Kit just followed Howie’s gaze and exchanged knowing looks.
"Okay," Howie mumbled. "That shouldn’t take too long." He tore his gaze away from the waiter as the giggles broke free of their restraints. "What?" he asked, genuinely confused.
"Just go talk to the boy. I have it on good authority that he’s single anyway. Starting his first year at UCLA this fall. And he always works extra hours when I need him to, even if he doesn’t wanna. His name’s Jason," Kit informed him, laughing at the expression of terror Howie wore at being found out.
"It’s okay, kid," Alice said affectionately, ruffling his hair. Howie just glared at her and tried to fix it. "He’s pretty cute, if you’re into muscular guys and everything. You should talk to him, I don’t think anyone’s in a big hurry to lug all your sister’s crap across town anyway."
"Yeah, maybe I’ll go say hi," Howie said after another long gaze at Jason, who had started to carry a big plastic bin of dishes to the back, inadvertently showing off his biceps as he went. "Do you mind if I go to the back, Kit?"
"As long as you make sure he gets back out here before too long. I really don’t feel like wiping down any more tables today, and we’re gonna get busy pretty soon."
"Yeah, and make sure he doesn’t cut his finger on a broken dish or something," Lara yelled after him, making Dana laugh.
"I hope he’s a little smoother than I was. You could go coach him, though."
"I’m sensing an inside joke here," Alice said, narrowing her eyes and looking from Dana to Lara. "But whatever. I’m fine with being out of the loop. Dana, isn’t your mom coming down?"
"Yeah, she wants to take us all to dinner again after I get moved in. Which we should probably start doing…it’s not like I actually have eleventy billion boxes, but it’s still quite a bit of stuff."
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I just love this story
Aww man two posts close to each other, I’m in heaven :D Hooray for howie getting himself some action! Hehe, now on to the move, I thought it was great how everyone helped out and I feel major sorry for Bette, she does need a shoulder to cry on and like Alice said she can’t always be strong. Zoolander is awesome, Dana just has no taste! The ending was super sweet, I get why Alice would be so intense like that and I think it’s pretty realistic for someone in her situation but I’m glad they slowed it down and turned it into something more. amazing as usual my friend, what more can I say other than PPS :) xx
Wow, am I the first? Love it. Okay, I am a big law school dork and especially loved the legal aspects you through in with the same-sex marriage not being recognized in California (even though it should, but that’s a whole other story) and the whole conflict of interest thing with Joyce Wishnia being Bette’s lawyer too. It pissed me off when it happened on the show so I’m glad you mentioned it. Anyway, great update. I love Zoolander too! “Merman, dad…Mermaaaaaan!”
you’re spoiling us! Loved it. Alice was right imo to freak out about that comment. And good that you mentioned Dana’s hair, I was actually wondering about that. I so hated the way they did on the show with that freaky weird “shaved” head which didn’t look a shaved head a la Britney, it looked more like she never had any hair on her head. So stupid. Anyway, loved it!
Loved the update…Now I know that what Dana said upset Alice, but I thought it was kind of funny…I have a very morbid side to me…Anyway I love how you have gotten them to the level of them having sex to ‘express’ how much they love each other, instead of having sex to say I love you…Love it…Like I said last chapter, I am enjoying the undertones in your writing…PPS