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    You (Part the Thirtieth)

    "Okay, I’ll be there in about half an hour. You might wanna wear a hoodie or something, Carla said it’s kinda chilly up there this time of year."

    "All right. I’ll be out in the lot," Dana answered, hitting "end" and tossing the phone and a car charger into the bag her pain pills were in. She then went to the closet and rummaged around until she found her parka and a sweater. Alice watched her change with an amused smile.

    "You’re running around like a chicken with its head cut off, Dana. Chill out, will you? You’re starting to freak me out here."

    "Well, I have to get ready! I don’t want to catch a cold up there," Dana replied, zipping up her parka.

    "Sweetheart, you’re still in LA. I think the coat can wait until you get to the northern part of the state, at least."

    "Yeah. Probably," Dana murmured after a minute, taking the coat back off.

    "It’s good that you’re going with her. She’ll never admit that she’s scared about it, but it’s pretty obvious that she is. Carmen said she hasn’t been sleeping very well lately, but she won’t talk about it with her," Alice said softly.

    "Yeah, that doesn’t really surprise me. I think those two have a lot of things they don’t talk about when they should…but anyway, I figured I might as well go with her. Carmen’s got enough help with the dress-fitting." She looked at Alice and grinned. "I can’t believe you’ve got so many people going to this thing."

    "Hey, it’s just me, Bette, Jenny, and Helena. And Carmen, but she kinda has to be there."

    "Well, I just hope that between the five of you, you figure something out."

    "Shut up, Dana," Alice grumbled, but she smiled when Dana leaned over the bed and kissed her. "It’ll be fine. You just make sure you take care of yourself up there, all right? And make sure Shane does too."

    "Al, I know it’s a hard concept for you to grasp, but we’re both adults. We’ll be fine, baby."

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    Comments

    1. Aww man that mental image of Al singing in a wedding dress to Uncle Fucker just made my week! I heart ya too! You know what I think of this already so I’ll just be short and sweet.PPS :D xx

    2. OMG, South Park and Alice singing along, too freakin’ funny! Great way to end, but hey no bad news health stuff for Dana in the next chapter. Right!?

    3. Good to see that you let Shane gracefully put a stop to the wedding. I love the friendship between them. They never really explored it on the show, but I always thought that they had some mutual understanding going on (like in your story). Aww, that last paragraph made me love Danish (especially Alice) even more (if possible). I keep repeating myself but they are just THE cutest couple ever! Looking forward to the next chapter. Btw, don’t forget to put a certain in it (it has something do do with strap-ons. ;))

    4. Heh. Alice on the couch in a rented wedding dress is most definitely giggle worthy. Should I be nervous for Dana? You know I’m koo koo over this story.

    5. Sorry It took me so long to comment, great as always! Love the wedding dress touch, funny & cute! So glad that Carmen and Shane are deciding to not get married, good call! I hope Dana is okay, she may need to slow down a little bit! PPS

    6. oh blimey….please dont make Dana sick again!! dont think my heart can take anymore! especially after seeing Ilenes insulting podcast…Lovin the chapter, lovin the story,especially how you keep referring to what happened in the show but adding my favourite character to the mix! Long live Danish :)

    7. oh my, excellent as always, but PLEASE don’t make us worry about Dana again. I really hope it’s nothing bad and she is doing fine. *phew*cause hey, we wanna see those two get married, instead of Carmen and Shane, cause that was a silly idea in the first place!

    8. Hey, you know what I think of this already, and I’ll just take notice – what bad news about Dana’s health!? I thought she has already overcame the disease! I need to read about her priceless remarks and her quirking. Hope Alice will knock together her band, how long is she going to seen along… Hmm…I’ve already told you about Belinda Carlisle… LOL! Thanks!!!

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