It was late evening, and Helena was sitting in Bette’s backyard.  She was wearing a bikini which she had never seen before. She snuck glances at the woman next to her, wanting to ask her what was on her mind, but unsure of what she should say.

Bette took a deep breath and looked at Helena.  She asked, “Would you ever consider a threesome with another woman?”

Helena crunched on the ice from a drink which had magically appeared in her hands. “I’ve already done that. It was boring.”

“Boring?” Bette was incredulous. “How could it be boring? Four breasts, Helena, four breasts at your fingertips, instead of just your own and another woman’s. What could be boring about that?”

Helena was confused. “Four? Wouldn’t there be six? Anyway, Bette, what are you asking me? Who do you want to have a threesome with? Tina?”

“Oh, well, I don’t know.” Bette started mumbling to herself. “Maybe Jodi, or Tina, I don’t know. I’ve just never tried it, maybe I’d like it.”

“WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING BETTE?” Helena wasn’t shouting out of anger, she just couldn’t hear a damned thing that Bette was mumbling to herself.

“I just have never tried it. It might be fun, you know?”  

Helena shrugged. “To each their own. We could try it if you like, but I’d like to think it over for a bit. I’m not sure if Tina is the right candidate…”

Bette ignored her. “Can I call Tina then?”

She was already in the house by the time Helena had thought it over. Tina was already on her way the time Helena had decided that this would be a very very bad idea. Unfortunately, when Tina walked into the backyard a split second later, Helena was already naked—looking as though she had prepared for her arrival. 

“See?” Bette smirked. “She’s ready for us.” Tina and Bette’s lips descended upon Helena’s neck…

***

“Helena? Helena?” Bette was rubbing Helena’s shoulder while she flailed around.

“Hey!” Helena shot awake, looking up at Bette. She was still in the backyard. She had fallen asleep in the hot sun. Her children were inside napping and Alice was inside playing with Angelica. Tina, Shane and Jenny had gone.