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absoLutely fabuLous – “Let Shane Eat Cake”
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absoLutely fabuLous – "Let Shane Eat Cake"
“Alice …!!!!!” Dana rattled the door handle loudly, “Alice … it’s midday … Alice!”
She gave it one more tug for good measure, before leaving the cup of luke warm coffee on the floor outside Alice’s door, storming back downstairs in a noisy and angry fashion, the rent was late by a week and it was Monday again. Alice had a job to go to and it started three hours ago,
She grabbed her tennis shoes and ran out the door, pausing to scribble a screeching not as she left, reminding Alice that she owed her money and that the cake in the refrigerator was *not* hangover food.
As roommates go they were like chalk and cheese, one tidy and studious, the other reckless and a shambles, forever coming and going in the dead of the night, sleeping the day away. Dana grizzled to herself as she left their apartment building, making her way to her car,
“Shane …?
Dana knocked against the window … “Shane … Shane …”
Shane lay slumped against the side of the glass, her cheek left a sweaty mark, her mouth open and drooling, on the front passenger seat sat an empty bottle of champagne and the ashtray was brimming over. Shane coughed, using her hand to swat at an invisible insect which buzzed around her head, instructing her to wake up …
“Shane …” yelled Dana,
She dropped her tennis bag and folders down on the pavement, marching back inside and up into the apartment she shared with Alice, she rounded up on Alice’s door and began kicking at the base of it repeatedly,
The sound of glasses being pushed over and furniture walked into filtered through the closed door, Alice’s muffled cries of pain were followed by the shrieks of her disapproval at being woken so rudely,
“What?”
“Just *what* is she doing in my car?” screeched Dana, as Alice covered her ears in protest … “my beautiful car … she’s been *smoking* in it!!!!” she cried, sniffing at the scent of pot that wafted out through Alice’s open door,
Alice rubbed her head sleepily, “What … who … what?”
“She’s in my car …”
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I assume that’s a rhetorical question, of *course* continue! Great first chapter, more please!
Like you have to ask. Its funny that Shane has become the most dimwitted of the ensemble, although its a close call. I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t mind others seeing her asscrack even if it does bother Dana. I see in honor of AbFab we’ve transfered to London. But hb, don’t you dare slow down on “Planet Terror”.
I LOVE it!!! I loved Ab Fab, it was so funny!!!Shane was born to play Patsy, Dana makes a great Saffy, but Jenny as Bubble is simply genious darlings!!! And I want to know what Tina got from Fortnum & Mason’s!! Please continue soon!!
This is good and very interesting and funny. B&T are hot and love it. Please continue soon, thanks!
AbFab meets L Word it’s brilliant! I love it! Dana’s so cute and clueless and Bette and Tina are so very naughty. I must have more.
yes yes yes….hell fcuking yes! do continue. I love it. The sleekness of the dialog is awesome. and quite clever too.
Oh.My.God. I think I just died laughing while reading this! LOL
who? who’s sofa/hb? I say continue! onward christian soldiers! ab fab and the L word: sofa’s stroke of geeeenius. two thumbs up on this chapter! i love how spacey tina is, and how domineering bette is, and how hot helena is (though she’s just been introducted, it’s there!) and how funny shane and alice are…and this is great. a hard act to follow;)
YES!!! OMG It was great, extremely funny and well done… PPS
Lol! I’m so pleased people worked out who’s meant to be who … such fun to write .. hehe .. helebette’s doing the next one so big up for her. Thanks everyone :)
YES!
SOFA, I love everything you write, H/B your characters could stand a change to something like, well…. maybe…. oh!… I have it!- “Ti”Bette, but I like your stories too…so nuff said…please continue!!!!!
i lovvvvve this sooo much! its so funny! i wish dana wasnt so uptight and was a bit more like alice and shane but even if she stays like that i will still love it cus its hilarious! you better continue its brilliant!
hot!!!!