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    You (Part the Thirty-Ninth)

    It was after nine when they finally woke up the next morning. For a few minutes, Dana was so blissfully oblivious due to Alice being there that she completely forgot that she’d promised to help Shane out at Wax. She’d probably have never remembered if Alice hadn’t gotten tired of seeing the incoming call light flashing on Dana’s phone. It was turned to silent mode, but Alice swore the little blinking light was almost as distracting as a shitty ringtone.

    "Would you just go? You told her you would. Besides, I have a really big article due on Monday and a script to finish for my show tomorrow, so I should probably go home and try to actually work anyway," Alice insisted after Dana whined a little about them not being able to spend all day in bed together.

    "Okay," Dana sighed resignedly. "You want to come back here later, or should I just come home?"

    "You don’t have to, but like I said, I have an article due on Monday so it’s probably not a great idea for me to spend all weekend here with you. I sincerely doubt LA Magazine would appreciate your suggestion of people ruining their lives because they can’t stop having sex."

    "True. It might work on the Chart, though. You could do a segment on sex addiction. It kinda fits with your health theme too…only if you don’t have something else planned, though," Dana said with a shrug.

    "You’re fucking brilliant. That’s a great idea; I don’t know why I’ve never used that one before. I mean, it’s pretty easily researchable and I’m sure I can get some guests in there to talk about it," Alice pondered aloud.

    "Well, you did that thing on love and the senses, but that’s not exactly the same thing…although you kinda made it sound that way at the time."

    "I did a lot of shit I’m not proud of, okay? Most of it on air, too. But no, that segment didn’t really have anything to do with sex addiction…"

    "Al. I know that, okay? I was just kidding. I actually thought that segment was romantic as hell," Dana admitted.

    "You did, huh? What if it wasn’t about you?" Alice asked

    "Alice, I think the entire listening audience knew it was about me. It pissed Lara off something terrible when she heard it. She even stopped talking to me for a couple days afterward, called me a total shit for breaking up with you for her. So I had to get into the whole spiel about not telling you that until months after we broke up. I don’t know if she believed me though, she gave me the silent treatment for awhile," Dana said, smiling a little bit thinking back on it, although at the time it had been the furthest thing from funny.

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    1. That was totally worth the wait. I understand you cutting back on the posting we all understand you do have a life outside this. “Just because you dance like an epileptic giraffe in the middle of a seizure” has to be the best line ever. Made me laugh. Still loving the story and I will check reg for updates.

    2. Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! What a GREAT way to welcome Dana back home. Oddly it seemed a little familiar, lol! The epileptic seizure and rocket surgery comments made me laugh out loud. What a couple of weirdo’s, yet totally and perfectly matched. Nice!

    3. Awesome Update, Loved the laughter and smiles…real love, it’s practically jumping off the page…Awesome Awesome Awesome…I love the direction thier realtionship is going, mean the right direction…

    4. Your story could never bore me. I’m just a very lazy commenter lately. :S Loved the rocket surgery and giraffe-line. Hilarious! I liked the talk Dana and Shane had at Wax. I could totally see Alice and Shane meeting like that. And I agree with berna, there was something special about this chapter. I guess it has something to do with the way their chemistry was decribed. I’m waiting patiently for the next chapter. Especially since I’ve heard a certain activity might be included in it. :D

    5. Well done again, MutedT. Really good update. I like the teasing and their concern for each other. I’m glad we get to see them enjoy each other without the toys this time ’round. How wonderful it is to see them being so comfortable with each other again. I have to go de-fog my own glasses now. LOL.

    6. There was something really special about this update. Danish was like even more sweet and sexy. I dunno how to explain it actuallly. But there was some magic going around here…And “Just because you dance like an epileptic giraffe in the middle of a seizure” was an awesome line. Heeeey, Dana was the best dancer on this show, lol. Great work!

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