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    Finding a donor – One chapter only

    Story written on June 5, 2007 by Seahurst.
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    Number of Comments: 30
    Words: 1590
    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=65865
    Author Notes:

    Ze Penis…Ze Pussy…Ze Baby!!

    The first scene is from Season 1, the pilot episode. This is my vision of the argument we didn’t see between Bette and Tina. This is where Tina was upset that Bette was joking about Jean-Paul.


    Shane: (laughing) You can’t be serious!

    Tina: Mm-hmm.

    Alice: (laughing) Ze penis, ze pussy, ze baby?

    Bette: (wiping tears) Oh, god, I swear. C’mon, Tee, it’s funny.

    [Tina isn’t laughing.]

    Tina: I’m sorry, I don’t find it funny.

    Alice: Wow…

    [Everyone stops laughing.]

    Bette: Try. It’s important to have a sense of humor about these things.

    Tina: Oh, well, I guess you’re just going to take care of that for the both of us.

    [Bette looks around the table at everyone, then back to Tina.]

    Bette: Why are you doing this?

    Tina: What, what am I doing?

    [Bette gets up and leaves the table. Tina follows her. Everyone turns and watches as they leave.]


    Scene that follows:

    Outside The Planet Tina stood silently beside the passenger door of the Saab waiting for Bette to unlock it, while Bette stood staring across the roof of the car into the eyes of her angry partner. She shook her head not understanding Tina’s reaction to their laughter over Jean Paul’s remarks. Neither woman moved or made a sound, until finally giving in, Bette gently pressed her thumb down causing the door locks to disengage.

    Sliding into their seats and wordlessly attaching their seat belts, both women kept their silent vigil going as Bette started the car and eased them out into traffic.

    After several minutes of silence, Bette wasn’t able to stand it anymore. "Tina, why…"

    "No Bette! Don’t! Just don’t!"

    Tina turned to stare out the window trying to reign in her anger, while Bette tried to release hers through squeezing the steering wheel so tightly her white knuckles ached. Neither women’s attempt was successful.

    "How could you patronize me like that?" Tina finally asked through clenched teeth.

    "Patronize you?" Bette asked, clearly confused. "How did us laughing at the stupidity of Jean Paul’s statement patronize you?"

    It was Tina’s turn to shake her head as she stared at Bette. "It’s important to have a sense of humor about these things? That’s what you said, right?"

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    Comments

    1. Its wonderful to see you back here and elsewhere. I loved this interpretation of what could have happened after B and T left.I know what you mean about difficulties of having the motivation to write.Hope to see a new story from you.

    2. Hey Sea,Well you know what I think, for I had said so where you originally posted. Sheesh, Tina really was getting all over Bette about the “art world” wasn’t she? It really was a wonderful “fill” because one does have to wonder what that was all about. Succulent chose a great one to touch upon. I agree with ECS, when are you posting a new one???? ** hint ** hint ** Okay, so it wasn’t so subtle. LOL!

    5. I’m definitely glad you decided to post here as well–as I said, based on what you did for the “contest”, I’d say your writer’s block has been removed! All four stories were awesome, and this one was particularly poignant!

    8. This was great. I just loved this story. Do you have it in you to post a follow up voicing Bette’s response after she ponders Tina’s remarks? Please. You have not lost your touch.

    9. Ilene said in her commentary that they did film an argument scene but it was too emotional and intense and they cut it to save that intensity for the season 1 finale…i’d say, this was very emotional and intense…goes very smooth with the scene…great job

    12. Very interesting. Tina’s arms are going to get very tired trying to fight all of society and it prejudices. She may have a point, but there is nothing wrong in picking and choosing your battles. As Bette said, she’s lived this prejudice, and probably more, a whole lot longer than Tina has. Bette definitely needs to respect Tina’s feelings, even if her reaction may differ. Whereas both women have a right to be insult by the Jean Paul words, Tina can no more dictate Bette response than Bette hers. Great job Seahurst.

    14. What a great chapter and what a great surprise to see your name up there, and three more to read too!! I’ve not read this scene played out further before and I think that the Seahurst “style” shows through every word! Welcome back mate!

    18. stupendouslyawesome!!! Seahurst you can write about the deep emotions, needs and reactions of characters and show them in dialogue better than anyone I’ve read. Thank God succulent got you charged up with her challenge. Love having you back posting.

    19. Thank you for giving us some closure on that scene. You relieved one more episode of scenus interruptus for me. I think your scenario is very plausible. Thanks!

    23. Hey, Seahurst, its great to see you back again! This is a very thought provoking fill to this scene. At first I thought Tina was over reacting to the laughter too but as she clarifies her position, I can see how this would be so serious to her. Having said that though I love what Bette said about being out for 20 years and seeing all sorts of bigotry and if you don’t keep you r sense of humor you become bitter.The final sentences illustrate how these two have such a hard time truly communicating……just leaves the door open for more drama to come!Thanks and I can’t wait to read the others you have posted!

    24. I have a confession to make. I started that competition because I was trying to get one of my favorite writers over her writer’s block. Yes, I started because of you. I had PMd you and emailed you in the past wondering when you were going to write something, anything. You told me how you just weren’t inspired. I knew the feeling. But Sea, it had been too long, and I was going thru withdrawal! LOLWell, I sat down and came up with this contest idea and I figured all I had to do was ask and see what you and everyone else would say. Well, many were too busy or just didn’t respond. But you said YES! Now, when you said yes, there were only two others who had answered. One who really didn’t have the time because she was studying for an important test and the other was my gf.Now, I thought I couldn’t just have a contest with only 3 people. But then there was no way I was going to mess up a chance to read something from you. If I had to compete, then that’s what I was going to do.After thinking it over for about 5 minutes, I asked one more person, who by the way is another one of my favorites. She was getting ready for her son’s wedding, but I asked her if she would participate, and she too said yes! (Then, I was in heaven!). Now, when you posted the first scene, which I thought would be an intense one, you didn’t disappoint me or others–you picked up right where you left off. Then the second scene, also an intense one, was GREAT! I knew you didn’t like writing the third scene, but Sea, it was wonderful. Finally, the last scene which took you (and Arkaycee) many hours, was fantastic! I picked that scene because I knew it wasn’t a scene where you could just throw something together. It was a thought process. One where you had to dig down within yourself. Dig down into the characters’ emotions. Well, what can I say? You did exactly what Sea does!Thank you for saying yes. Thank you for sharing your talent with us. Thank you for letting me kick you in the ass. And most of all, thank you for your wonderful words. TU!

    25. Sea – I am delighted to see your posts! I was thinking about you just the other day and wondering how things were going. Take care and again, great to see you back!

    27. Thank you for coming back in full force. That certainly was a rollercoaster ride of emotions. My heart was in awe of your 17 reasons; then held my breath reading their poignant connection. The Candace’s scene was sad & heartbreaking. This one was eye-opening and realistically portrayed. Thanks Suc1 for inspiring you with these 4 and hopefully, many more to come ;)

    29. So true Seahurst. I can see Tina’s point of view now but at the time of the orginal airing of the episode I laughed just like the other ladies at the table laughed when Bette retold the story.

    30. I thought it was funny myself when I saw it because he was very serious lol, but Tina is right and I didnt look at it in that way but it becomes clear

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